pootychop

Once apon a time, a sheep and a baboon fell in love. Inter-species relationships were illegal at this time. Hiding their feelings became too difficult. They had to escape this bigotry, so they ran away to live in the forest, where they had lots and lots of sex. By divine intervention, their DNA was able to splice and thus the lamb and baboon conceived a child. The miracle child was named “pootychop”.