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About Me

I think I need to get faster shoes. when I was 8 I had a pair of saddle shoes that my mom bought me and i would never be a fast as any of the other kids on the playground. so i would run and run and run as fast as i could even tho i was the slowest kid and plus i wore leiderhosen and had a mullett. so i ran those glossy, sheeny saddle shoes out in like a month and convinced my mom to get me a pair of roos...kangaroos that is...BEFORE they were all cool and you could fit quarters and half dollars and all that fancy shit in them. when i had them, the pockets didn't need to be big enough for a quarter, only a nickel, and if you were lucky, a dime...anyway, i was alot faster when i got the roos and i think i need to get some faster shoes now....plus some better seeing glasses too... Matt zaller dot com.. My Dancing Skillz ---- Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

good bad art....Comedy Academycheck out "Comedy Academy" ---Celeb central --- the underbelly of the underwritten beast that is Hollywood, exposed by award winning journalistic tactics, conundrum resolving, patience testing, technology and science driven comedy!!!

I'd like to meet:

I want to keep meeting people that say things like "at the end of the day" and "it is what it is" and "it's neither here nor there" and "what can you do"...but I'd settle for Dali, Rousseau, or Shakespere. Or god or something. Watch the actual people I meet here: My Show

Music:

all the great jazz innovators, anyone making real shit in their apartments or their parents basements (casserole smith, gabe, malc, poly, lux, haverkamp, fred, sucka ninjas et al) dorks with a pirated copy of reason or fruity loops, aphex twin, The shins are my new favorite band, neutral milk, boards of canada, flaming lips, po dank string band, beatles, beasties, rachmoninoff, dj shadow, garth brooks, tina turner, sammy davis sr., billy idol, temple of the dog, any punk thats on mtv now, shit that i hummm before i sleep that i record and never make into a song but listen to it on the train in the morning and bob my head like i'm listening to jay-z and everyone wonders what i'm listening to because they want to be listening to it but it's really just me humming wayyyy out of key a stupid melody that I probably ripped off the rolling stones anyway.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing Las Vegas, Big Trouble in Little China, Made, Meet the Parents, Natural Born Killers, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, Thumbsucker, Rushmore, Eternal Sunshine, Dumb and Dumber, Garden State, Godfather, The Toy, Malcolm X, Pee Wees big Adventure, 21 grams, big dirt on farmer john, mannequin 1 and 2, back to the future, spaceballs, waking life, before sunset, remo williams, the land before time (I had forgotten about that one until tonight)

Television:

Arrested Development, RENO 911, The state, Simpsons, who wants to mary a millionaire, Beef Baloney, Chappelle's Show, Daily Show, Iron Chef, MacGuyver, Fraggle Rock, Full House, Jackass, Sopranos.....Comedy Academy (my sometimes funny show) Comedy Academy

Books:

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Heroes:

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