Jonah and the Kid ( on the run again-ux!)

About Me

I was born on a foggy gas lit night in 1962 on the grimy streets of pre-decimilization stepney, in the murky depths of the East End Docklands, when Britannia really did rule the waves, and every thing seemed to be in monochrome. My old mum's waters broke when she was walking down wapping high street and my dad bless him ran into the road to flag the first mode of transport that he could find which just so happened to be a police car, which drove them (and me) to the nearest hosptial. It was my first experience, albeit unborn, of travelling in the back seat of the Metroplitans finest but, dear readers, it was'nt to be my last.....

My Interests

boozing, schmoozing, smashing up hotel rooms with my giant conker and throwing things out of windows. Lovely!!Things that fall off the back off lorries plus writing. Started up the Small Faces zine 'Darlings Of The Wapping Wharf Launderette' and the Madness zine 'Nut Inc'. Am currently writing the 'A-Z of Madness' about Camden Town's finest.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Madness, Small Faces, Tamla Motown, Stax, Prince Buster, Trojan, The Jam, The Beatles, Syd Barrett, The Pretty Things The Who, Ian Dury, the list goes on-ux!!!!

Movies:

Get Carter, Quadrophenia, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Carry On Screaming, All the Ealing films, A Hard Day's Night, Catch Me If You Can (Frank Abergnale's life story, wot a chap), Take It Or Leave It and anything from the Deep Throat collection

Television:

Spike Milligan's Q5, Fools And Horses, Steptoe & Son, Porridge, On The Buses, The sweeney, The Prisoner, Danger Man, To Catch A Theif, Thick As Thieves, Please Sir!, Tommy Cooper, Max Wall and anything with Margaret Nolan in it (Sixties dolly bird-ux, oi , oi!)

Books:

Autobiography of a Thief (Bruce Reynolds), Fun Loving Criminal (Dennis Stafford), Dear Boy (Keith Moon), Kama Sutra and things like that....!!!

Heroes:

The Thing, Silver Surfer and My old man and the bloke in the corner shop-ux who sells me cheap booze under the counter after hours.