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Carmen

I wish the dinosaurs had eaten God.

About Me

I don't trust people who make their beds. I wish my brain were bigger and my legs were longer. I was a zookeeper in my past life (a very smart and tall zookeeper). I'm the busiest lazy person I know. I think being mortal blows. I'm a total aquarium dork. I'm addicted to NPR and newscientist.com. I love the industrial section of North SL, but only at night because I can make believe that it is a robot city, which makes me surprisingly happy. I hate humans, as a species. We're ignorant and selfish and we're fucking everything around us up and most people are barely paying attention. I love humans as individuls, we're creative and kind and endlessly entertaining. Also enjoy: pies to the face, squawking like an angry bird, cartwheels in formal dresses and my little monster bunnies Huntington, Squirrel and Radar.

My Interests

Lucy Lawless, Saya Prayers, Smother of Pearl, Battle Bunny. I scowl while others smile... In fact.. the scowl's been around for a long time.

I'd like to meet:

I hang with garage leprechaunsTHIS makes me laugh every single time I see it. It just might be one of my most cherished belongings....

Music:

Smashing Pumpkins, Silversun Pickups, Pinback, The Pixies, Johnny Cash, Clap Your Hands, Wilco, Bloc Party, Interpol, Eagles of Death Metal, Black Heart Procession, Camera Obscura, Cursive, Quicksand, Autolux, She Wants Revenge, Darker My Love, Matt and Kim, Arcade Fire, Tapes n Tapes, Smog, Sigur Ros, Snow Patrol, London Suede, Far, The Smiths, Modest Mouse, Descendents, Band of Horses, My Bloody Valentine, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Cure, Joy Division, The Make Up, The Rakes, Bloodlet, Arab Strap, Radio Head, Peaches, The Rapture, Cold Play, AFI, Jets to Brazil, Sunny Day Real Estate, Rise Against, Yo La Tengo, The Cars...

Movies:

Lots

Television:

LOST, Discovery Channel, History Channel

Books:

Non-fiction

Heroes:

E. O. Wilson, Captain Watson of the Sea Shepherd.

My Blog

How Thinking Can Change the Brain

Hmmm... food for thought. How Thinking Can Change the Brain 20 Jan 2007 (Sharon Begley, Wall Street Journal) Dalai Lama helps scientists show the power of the mind to sculpt our gray matter. Alt...
Posted by Carmen on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:06:00 PST

Mass Extinction.. start paying attention.

If you're reading any amount of science news, you probably know that the we are undergoing a mass extinction of plants and animals on this earth due to human impact. Global warming, habitat destructio...
Posted by Carmen on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 06:13:00 PST

Rollercon (August 2006)

Lucy and Cort under the Neon Cowgirl Lucy and Battle sucking down some magic Bruja, Battle, Pearl, Octane, Lucy Outside of the double down after a "burlesque" show... very loose term there... ...
Posted by Carmen on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:14:00 PST

Who am I kidding? I love surveys.

1. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Im sorry, I didnt catch the date and time.   2. Do you bite your boyfriend's/girlfriend's toenails? All of a sudden I feel very sane a...
Posted by Carmen on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 05:10:00 PST

Surveys are so 2nd grade

1. How tall are you barefoot? 2 foot tally 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Smoked it? No. Snorted it, shot it, bathed in it, blended it into a shake, used it as toothpaste? No. 3. Do you own a gun? If...
Posted by Carmen on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:40:00 PST

guest blogger

hello, my name is jj and i am carmen's guest blogger today. i have never seen myspace before, and will probably never get on again, because i am lazy. i am not one of you whacky creative types who kno...
Posted by Carmen on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:48:00 PST

Goodbye Budinsky...

My good friend and sweet bunny, Budinsky died yesterday. I'm amazed that a 3 pound furball could impact my life and steal my heart in the way that he did. There is a hole in my heart and I will miss h...
Posted by Carmen on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:15:00 PST