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Jeff

I don't want the world...I just want your half.

About Me

I'm easy to get along with, unless I currently hate you.
I'm lazy and motivated all at once.
I'm easily distracted by shiny objects.
I have a theory that you can put either cheese or peanut butter on anything edible and it would taste delicious. I invite you to prove me wrong.
I can tell you how to get...how to get to Sesame Street.
. . .and I'm enslaved by Weird Al.

My Interests

Writing, Fun, Crying if there are bugs near me, cheesy TV and complaining.

I'd like to meet:

Someone unique, who can make me laugh.Someone who isn't going to try to murder me in my sleep, unless they know I'm having a crappy day. (It's the little things that count.)

Music:

Old 97s, They Might Be Giants, Weird Al, The Breeders, Cracker, Beck, Foo Fighters, Goldfinger, Bowling for Soup, 90's alternative, 80's cheese, anything fun. . .

Movies:

Airplane!, Clue, Empire Records, UHF, All the Nightmare on Elm Streets, 9 to 5, Incredible Shrinking Woman, Psycho Beach Party, Living in Oblivion, Hitchcock, Naked Gun, Top Secret, Best in Show, Rejected, Little Miss Sunshine, Student Bodies, Saw, Any Horror Movies (Especially Spice World)

Television:

Family Guy! Adult Swim! South Park! Bugs Bunny was a comedy god. So was Benny Hill. Britcoms are amazing. So are Scrubs, Old Christine, O'Grady, Seinfeld, Curb, Simpsons, The Help(!!) Any and all cheesy 80s Sitcoms--Gimme a Break, It's a Living, Facts of Life, Mr. Belvedere...the list goes on. And on. TV is my job--my life. It loves you. Love it back...

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, David Sedaris, The Onion, Choose Your Own Adventures, my bowl of Alpha-bits. . .

Heroes:

They're mine. You can't have them.