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[Box of Milk]

They try to make me go to rehab and I say no-no-no...

About Me



When I'm drunk, everyone's pretty. Even you.

my .. gallery updated when I friggin get to it...: StudioAndracchio (comments are welcome and appreciated)

and my Production Design projects...: ElectricLoriLand (short films...videos...fun!)

My Interests

XBOX360, painting, friends, XBOX, drawing, drinking, useless trivia.

I'd like to meet:

Other artists, freaks, nerds, dorks, a**holes, cheap-skates, drunks, smarta**es, goobers, fruit-loops, mamma's boys, lunatics, jerk-offs, wisenhimers, hard-a**es, motherf*ckers, gaywads, and punk b*tches.

I like to meet new people and branch out, but I refuse to be a statistic in the friends section of your homepage. I only add people as friends who are artists and I think our work is complimentary (or I just dig your stuff), people who I have something in common with, people I know in real life, or people who I find interesting and will talk to. If you send me a friend request without meeting any of these criteria, or at least dropping me a note to say hi, I will ignore you. And probably say mean things about you behind your back.

Music:

I have made the young Frank Sinatra my karaoke idol, imitating him whenever I have a drink in my hand, smoke in my eyes, and a song in my heart. I see you, table number 5.

Movies:

Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone, Buttman and Throbbin, Pump Friction, Forrest Hump, Gilligan's Bi-Land, Glad-He-Ate-Her, the list goes on...

Television:

GREY'S ANATOMY, ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, LOST, VENTURE BROTHERS, FUTURAMA, HARVEY BIRDMAN, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, FAMILY GUY, SIMPSONS, LAW AND ORDER SVU, TRADING SPACES, IN A FIX.

Books:

"House of Leaves", "The DaVinci Code", "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Being Psychic", "Tropic of Cancer", "Choose Your Own Adventure".

Heroes:

dad, ghandi, john holms, christopher reeves...not necessarily in that order.

My Blog

Don't Try This At Home!

This is one of the best sites I've seen in a long time.  If you're bored at home one day, go here and watch this guy put some fun crap in a blender... www.willitblend.com...
Posted by [Box of Milk] on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:02:00 PST

I Dropped Off The Face Of The Planet

Sorry I've been gone for so long.  I got caught up in a show I was working on for a couple months.  Lots of 12 hour days, pulled muscles, skinned knees, sleeping, etc.  Now that I'm (ha...
Posted by [Box of Milk] on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 02:08:00 PST

How Well Do You Know Me?

Take the quiz and find out...    Take My Quiz     ...
Posted by [Box of Milk] on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 11:20:00 PST

Bush Smirks, Lies His Way Through "State of the Union"

Quick post to get it out of my system while I'm thinkning (stewing) about it.  Anyone else see the 'State of the Union' address last night?  Or the pitiful "Democratic Response"?  Are t...
Posted by [Box of Milk] on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:42:00 PST

Leavin' On A Jetplane

Finally, after 2 years holed up in Los Angeles, I'm finally gettin' away and flying out to Philly tomorrow! I'll be in town from the 21st to the 30th.  I'll be back in LA for New Years. I can't w...
Posted by [Box of Milk] on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:40:00 PST

I Wish I Knew How To Quit You!

I'll keep it short, cuz I got a lot to do today. Everyone take 2 hours out of your day and go see "Brokeback Mountain". I saw it last night with Dan, Michael, and Bradley.  I don't know how it ef...
Posted by [Box of Milk] on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 11:43:00 PST

Ode To 20's Past

Christ on a crutch, it finally happened.  I am officially turning 30. Today. I'm sitting here, at my computer, at one in the morning, drinking a beer, and thinking to myself, "where did the last...
Posted by [Box of Milk] on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 01:13:00 PST

The Unbearable Lightness of PC

I used to look forward to the holidays.  Back in the day, I would get all giddy and stupid after Thanksgiving.  The stores would start putting up their Christmas decorations.  It starte...
Posted by [Box of Milk] on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 10:33:00 PST

No, Honestly, Tell Me What You Think.

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by [Box of Milk] on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 05:10:00 PST

Can't Hardly Wait

My secret crush on Ethan Embry grows a little every time I see that movie.  One day we will be together.  If he didn't get all weird and shit.  It has been, like, 5 years since he's don...
Posted by [Box of Milk] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST