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gilbert

REAL EYES, REALIZE, REAL LIES!!

About Me

FOR THOSE WHO DO KNOW ME........MUST I SAY. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T. MY MUSIC PAGE, FRIENDS PAGE, & THE PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO MEET SHOULD SAY SOMETHING. NO REALLY. I LOVE FUN AND KINDNESS AND GENTLE LAUGHS. SUNNY DAYS MAKE ME HAPPY. AS LONG AS IT'S SUNNY I LIKE TO SKIP TO WORK. I'M OZONE FRIENDLY, HENCE MY SKIPPING. IF I SEE A RAINBOW I LIKE TO IMAGINE MYSELF LICKING EACH COLOR WHILE TASTING THEM TOO(RED WOULD BE BLOOD FROM THE CUT I GAVE YOU,BLUE WOULD BE FROM THE EYES I PULLED OUT,GREEN WOULD BE TOXIC WASTE,PURPLE WOULD BE A PUNKROCKERS STINKING HEAD,ETC.)I LIKE TO DANGLE MY FEET IN PONDS AND HAVE LITTLE FISH COME NIBBLE AT THEM(HEE HEE,THAT TICKLES). I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WHEN I WAS BORN, I SHOULD'VE HAD FOREST ANIMALS COME GREET ME AT THE TIME OF MY BIRTH AND THEN WASH ME OFF ONE AT A TIME WITH THEIR TOUNGES(THAT ALSO TICKLES).I SLEEP WITH PINK BLANKETS AND POODLE DOGS,I BATHE WITH SEA PEARLS AND LIVE GOLDFISH AND I FILL UP MY BIRD BATH EVERY WEEK,AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SOFTLY FALL DOWN IN A BED OF PETUNIAS AND LET A BEE OR TWO PERCH ON MY NOSE. I PARTICIPATE IN THE BIG BROTHER PROGRAM, AND DOUBLE DUTCH WITH LITTLE GIRLS ON THE EAST SIDE. SOMETIMES AFTER READING THE BIBLE I GET IN A HOLLY JOLLY MOOD AND WILL HAND MAKE SOME MUFFINS AND CUPCAKES AND WILL SKIP DOWN TO THE AUSTIN POLICE DEPT.TO PASS AROUND WHILE SELECTIVELY SLAPPING A COPS ASS OR TWO FOR A JOB WELL DONE. SOME OF MY DISLIKES ARE PEOPLE WHO FIGHT IN NUMBERS AND HIDE BEHIND A NAME,UMMMMM...I HAVE A BAD HABIT OF LOSING UMBRELLAS. I'M ALSO THE GRAND WORLD CHAMPION AT SLAP HANDS WITH BEARS AND WOLVERINES. just to name a few...........

My Interests

MUSIC,MUSIC,MUSIC.COFFEE COFFEE.STRAWBERRY-BLONDES,RED HEADS,CHICK FLICKS,DRUNK DIALING,ASIAN WOMEN.LINE DANCING,GHOSTS,UFO'S,THE PYRAMIDS,STONEHENGE,FACE OF MARS,THE PARANORMAL,the universe and everything in it. i also like to commit some crimes.......like drink coffee.......and not pay.dolphins,seals,sealions,harpseals,penguins,surgargliders ,kangaroos,wombats,koalas,all come party with me.

I'd like to meet:

MY OWN GUARDIAN ANGEL,TONY JAA,BRUCE LEE,JACKIE CHAN,DONNIE YEN,JET LI,CUNG LE,ALL OF U2,DOT ALLISON,THE KING OF THAILAND,YUEN BIAO,SAMMO HUNG,CYNTHIA ROTHROCK,MICHELLE YEOH,YUKARI OSHIMA,MICHIKO NISHWAKI,GERANIMO THE APACHE WARRIOR, WONG FEI HUNG,PISS POT THE RABBIT(SO HE CAN TEAR ME A NEW ONE),toonces the driving cat(only so he can drive me to work and fall off a cliff),myself from a parrallel universe,my parents when they were just born,YUKARI OSHIMA,BENNY"THE JET"URQUIDEZ,SITTING BULL,ANDRE' THE SEAL,MASAKI HATSUMI,BLACK ELK,DAN INASANTO,DIANA LEE INASANTO,STEVEN SEGAL,SONNY CHIBA,CHUCK NORRIS,SHANNON LEE...............i'll get back.

Music:

ONE DOVE,ONE DOVE,ONE DOVE,oh. did i say ONE DOVE(DOT ALLISON),U2,FROU FROU,THE DOG SHIT RANGERS,SLOW CHILDREN,CURVE,SLOW DIVE,RAMONES,,THE CORRS,CHUCK BERRY,LITTLE RICHARD,ABBA,FATS DOMINO,ISIDRO LOPEZ(MY UNCLE),SARA McLACHLAN,JOHN LEE HOOKER,HOUND DOG TAYLOR,WESLEY WILLIS,CHELSEA,THE DAMNED,BLONDIE,DIDO,GOLDFRAPP,GUS GUS,,FORCE MASS MOTION, LORDS OF ACID,LORDS OF THE NEW CHURCH,DICKNITY,JEWEL,JACINTA,THE DEAD BOYS,OMD,BOOK OF LOVE,GARY NUMAN,COBRA KILLER,MAZZYSTAR,WEIRD AL YANKOVIC,DIGITAL BOY,AREA,CICADA,JOSIE COTTON,UTAH SAINTS,KILLING JOKE,IGGY POP(THE STOOGES),MISFITS,SAMHAIN,DANZIG,ROY ORBISON,DAVID BOWIE,THE DEAD KENNEDIES,CIRCLE JERKS,THE POGUES,ALTERED IMAGES,LARD,TIT WRENCH,TRIO,X-RAYSPECS,BLACK FLAG,THE EXPLOITED,THE UNDEAD,URGH A MUSIC WAR (THE SOUNDTRACK),DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION(THE SOUND TRACK),SURBURBIA(THE SOUND TRACK),SOMEBODY GOT THEIR HEAD KICKED IN(SOUNDTRACK),D.R.I.,M.D.C.,S.N.F.U.,A.O.D.,S.O.D.,D.I.,T.S .O.L.,T.M.A.,G.B.H.,D.O.A.,S.O.A.(HENRY ROLLINS FIRST BAND)MC5,X,N.O.T.A.,999,B.G.K,P.I.L.,JFA,SCREAM(DAVE GROHLS OLD BAND 82')XTC,DEVO,KISS,THE FACTION,THE ADDICTS,BAD BRAINS,THE BLITZ,RICHARD HELL AND THE VOIDOIDS,SCRATCH ACID,THE BIGBOYS,THE DICKS,FEAR,THE AVENGERS,THE PLAZMATICS,POISON IDEA,L7,KMFMD,THE YOUNG GODZ,FIELDS OF THE NEPHILIM,SLAYER,ANTHRAX,SHINY TOY GUNS,THE CRAMPS,SWEET BABY,NINA HAGEN,LUSH,CAPTAIN SENSIBLE & THE SOFTIES,FANG,FOETUS,CHEMLAB,SKREW,SKATENIGS,CHRISTIAN DEATH,EINZ.NUEBAUTEN.,PSHYCIC TV,THE GENITORTURERS,BAUHAUS,LOVE AND ROCKETS,TONES ON TAILS,THE CULT,SOUTHERN DEATH CULT,DEATH CULT,THRILL KILL KULT,,ALIEN SEXFIEND,BIG BLACK,THE SWANS,PIGFACE,SHEEP ON DRUGS,THE BUZZCOCKS,PETESHELLY(SOLO),BRIAN ENO,LEFTFIELD,ALPHAVILLE,PAT BENATAR,VNV NATION,JULEE CRUISE,THE MOTELS,VICIOUS PINK,SIQUE SIQUE SPUTNIK,DOWNLOAD,PRONG,TINMACHINE,THE PLUGZ,THE VIBRATORS,MINOR THREAT,THE ANTI- NOWHERE LEAGUE,THE DWARVES,STIFF LITTLE FINGERS,ANGRY SAMOANS,THE ACCUSED,SILVER APPLES,THIS MORTAL COIL,AJAX,PANKOW,SILVERFISH,THE DICKIES,BATALLIONS OF SAINTS,YOUTH BRIGADE,THE VARUKERS,MOTERHEAD,THE BUGLES,THE POLICE,ROD STEWART,BRYAN FERRY,STYX,VAN HALEN,WALL OF VOODOO,THE SUBHUMANS,THE FLESHTONES,BOW WOW WOW,STARK RAVING MAD,DISCHARGE,BROKEN BONES,THE SLITS,THE UNDERTONES,A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS,THE PIXIES,HUMAN RESOURCE,MOBY,BETTY BOO,8 MM,KYLIE MINOQUE,ELASTICA,DAG NASTY,MINORTHREAT,KLUTE,PSYCHOPOMPS,INFERNAL,IRON HEAD,LEATHERSTRIP,MINISTRY,REVOLTING COCKS,SWAMP TERRORIST,1000 HOMO DJs,BUCK SATAN & THE 666 SHOOTERS,MEAT BEAT MANIFESTO,(WAX TRAX RECORDS),BIGOD 20,BIZZARE INC.,E.M.G.,CRASH WORSHIP,SLEEPCHAMBER,AND ONE,KEVORKIAN DEATH CYCLE,ATARI TEENAGE RIOT,ADAM AND THE ANTS,AC/DC,THE ENGLISH DOGS,SKINNY PUPPY,BLONDIE,EDDIE AND THE HOTRODS,ROMEO VOID,BOZO PORNO CIRCUS,THE WAITRESSES,PETER GODWIN,ULTRAVOX,NITZER EBB,ICICLE WORKS,BUTTHOLESURFERS,TEX AND THE HORSEHEADS,THE MENTORS,G.G.ALLEN(&THE MURDER JUNKIES),BOSSHOG,PUSSYGALORE,GEZA X,JOHNNY THUNDER,THE DESCENDANTS,ALL,JANES ADDICTION,EVIL MOTHERS,COURSE OF EMPIRE,EON,16 VOLT,UNDERWORLD,FLUKE,KRAFTWERK,C.J.BOLLAND,ROBERT MILES,CIRC,LADYTRON,FISCHER-SPOONER,URGEOVERKILL,SHONENKNIFE ,PETTY BOOKA,LYDIA LUNCH,PATTI SMITH,P.J.HARVEY,R.E.M.,THE REPALCEMENTS,THE ALARM,NEW MODEL ARMY,THE VIOLENT FEMMES,PLASTIC BERTRAND,A SPLIT SECOND,SONIC YOUTH,THE VOLUPTUOUS HORROR OF KAREN BLACK,POP WILL EAT ITSELF,MOJAVE 3,FRONT 242,FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY,HILT,PROJECT PITCHFORK,MURDER INC.,CHURCH OF EXSTACY,GODFLESH,SCORN,X-MAL DEUTSCHLAND,SONIC VIOLENCE,S.P.K.,CABERET VOLTAIRE,CHROME,COVENANT,C-TEC,CUBANATE,BLOK 57,DINK,(4AD LABEL RULES),(NEW BEAT RECORDS RULE),SOCIAL DISTORTION(OLD),MORPHINE,DAYGLO ABORTIONS,SEX PISTOLS,THE DESCENDANTS,JAPAN,DURAN DURAN,THE CLASH,THE VANDALS,THE ELECTRIC SIX,GANG OF FOUR,LOWER CLASS BRATS,THE FUCK EMOS,(MUTE RECORDS),THE CHURCH,THE SMITHS,MORRISEY,CHEAP TRICK,SEX GANG CHILDREN,DEAD CAN DANCE,ALL ABOUT EVE,THE VIRGIN PRUNES,THE SISTERS OF MERCY,THE SISTERHOOD,JAMESRAY GANGWAR,JAMESRAY AND THE PERFORMANCE,REDLORRY YELLOWLORRY,YAZ,ERASURE,INXS,THE MARCH VIOLETS,UFX,ELVIS COSTELLO(& THE ATTRACTIONS),THE FLAMING LIPS,DANIEL ASH,FIGURES ON A BEACH,SPLIT ENDZ,IMPERIAL DRAG,COP SHOOT COP,BABYFORD,BLOW,TESTIFY,SIOUXIE AND THE BANSHEES,ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN,THE CREATURES,LAIBACH,DEF LEPPARD,SUCIDAL TENDANCIES,RAW POWER,LUNACHICKS,MIRANDA SEX GARDEN,WHITE ZOMBIE,CHRIST ON A CRUTCH,ED HALL,WEEN,POLYSICS,LIZ PHAIR,THE DONNAS,THE ELECTROCUTES(PRE-THE DONNAS)VOIVOD,VENOM,METALLICA,RAT CAT,7 SECONDS,UNIFORM CHOICE,YOUTH OF TODAY,CONFLICT,AGENT ORANGE,THE ADOLESCENTS,SPERMBIRDS,B-52s,THE FALL,THE FLAMINGLIPS,THE OFFENDERS,BAD RELIGION,THE GO-GOS,JADE 4 U,WUMPSCUT,HAUJOB,MENTALLO AND THE FIXER,FEARFACTORY,BRUJERIA,APHEX TWIN,INTERACTIVE,ALIEN FACTORY,SPAHN RANCH,VNV NATION,AREA 17,X PERIENCE,INFLUID I II III,T99,THE ESSENCE,THE CURE,JANES ADDICTION,QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE,COMPANY-B,ANIMOTION,YELLOW,ART OF NOISE,THE JAM,SISTER SOLEI,MISSING PERSONS,CAT RAPES DOG,CRUNCH-O-MATIC,DEEP FOREST,WIRE,THE GERMS,GANG GREEN,SHAM 69,CLAN OF XYMOX,CHRIS & COSEY,CONSOLIDATED,SHRIEKBACK,AIRPLANE CRASHERS,CORROSION OF CONFORMITY,AGNOSTICFRONT,FINAL CONFLICT,FLIPPER,THE CROMAGS,SEPTIC DEATH,THE ADVERTS,UPRIGHT CITIZENS,THE FOOLS,THE UNTOUCHABLES,THE TEEN IDLES(D.C),ICONS OF FILTH,ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT,THE NEW YORK DOLLS,TALKING HEADS,45 GRAVE,DR.KNOW,7 YEAR BITCH ,CARCASS,THE BLUE MAN GROUP,KATE BUSH,SURF PUNKS,NAPALM DEATH,THE NECROS,THE MINUTEMEN,THE JESUS AND MARYCHAIN,THE JESUS LIZARD,THE NIP DRIVERS,EVES PLUM,SLEEPING DOGS WAKE,THE WATERBOYS,PZYCHOBITCH,MARY BLACK,SINEAD O' CONNOR,NAKED CITY,JOHN ZORN,THE PETSHOP BOYS,B.B. KING,SCISSOR SISTER,IVY,MUSE,JOY DIVISION,NEW ORDER,THE ONLYONES,DOO-RAG,SANDRA,DEBORAH SASSOON,PRINCE & THE REVOLUTION,THE MARYJANE GIRLS,CYNDI LAUPER,THE CARS,THE BREEDERS,BABES IN TOYLAND,HUSKIE,TITS OF DEATH,CANDY DULPHER,FRANK ZAPPA,WHEN IN ROME,THE CRANES,BIC RUNGA,ROB THOMAS,ELTON JOHN,THE,RED AUNTS,SEVERED HEADS,CLOCK DVA,PITCH SHIFTER,VERUCA SALT,PILSBURY HARDCORE,KLAUS NOMI,ASIA,THE CRANBERRIES,THE FUTURE SOUNDS OF LONDON,VISAGE,ENYA,CHAROLETTE CHURCH,LOREENA McKENNET,DIAMANDA GALAS,DEATH IN JUNE,DEAD CAN DANCE,PETER GABRIEL,THE TUBES,THE FLIRTS,THE CONVERTIBLES,THE STAR JETS,GAZM,DAISY CHAINSAW,BRONSKI BEAT,GRACE JONES,CHRIS ISSAC,HUSKI,THE HUMANLEAGUE,THE RESIDENTS,PAILHEAD,THE PRETENDERS,BERLIN,MADNESS,DOGGY STYLE,KRAUT,2 UNLIMITED,SUPREMEBEINGS OF LEISURE,E.L.O.,TRANSAM,QUEEN,CRASH TEST DUMMIES,JOAN JETT AND THE BLACKHEARTS,THE RUNAWAYS,MEN AT WORK,CRUMBSUCKERS,DEAD OR ALIVE,THE LIGHTNING SEEDS,ROBERT PALMER,JOURNEY,FLEETWOOD MAC,SIMPLEMINDS,THE THOMPSON TWINS,FISHBONE,A-HA,SMASHING PUMKINS,SHADOW PROJECT,DARK ANGEL,SOUNDGARDEN,FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD,BILLY OCEAN,PAINTEENS,DAFT PUNK,PIETER NOOTEN & MICHAEL BROOKS,COCATEAU TWINS,RAZED IN BLACK,BELLY,SUICIDE COMMANDO,THE BREEDERS,GAY BIKERS ON ACID,DIE KRUPPS,DIE WARSAU,COMBICHRIST,THE STRANGLERS,DEPECHE MODE,CULTURE BEAT,ACE OF BACE,TECHNOTRONIC,CONCRETE BLONDE,LIZ PHAIR, ENIGMA,THE TOILET BOYS,SOHO DOLLS,RAZED IN BLACK,KUMUCHI,ALTER DER RUINE,TEARS FOR FEARS,WANG CHUNG,THE REPLACMENTS,KIM WILDE,PETER SCHILLING,THE FARTZ,THE STAINS,WHITE FLAG,THE MEATMEN,TESCO VEE,M.I.A.,APRIL MARCH,PEACHES,GARBAGE,SEPTEMBER,PSYCHEDELIC FURS,MODERN ENGLISH,EUYRITHMICS,THE TOURISTS(ANNIE LENNOX OLD BAND),STACIE Q,RAY CHARLES,FRANKIE FORD,IAN VAN DAHL,JERRY LEE LEWIS,POESIE NOIRE,DEAF SCHOOL,CRASH TEST DUMMIES,MORNING WOOD,HIPSWAY,NOEL& THE RED WEDGE,FUZZBOX,THE CHROMATICS, LOVERBOY,HERBIE HANCOCK,HURRICANE JONES,PETSHOP BOYS,THE APLLICATORS,THE SUGAR CUBES,BJORK,CHARLOTTE GRAY,CATHOLIC GIRLS,SVEN VAHT,SUPERNOVA,JUNO REACTOR,IMPOTENT SEA SNAKES,BABYLAND,SUGARHILL GANG,THE HIPPIE THE HOMEBOY & THE FUNKY DREAD,THE BROTHER HOOD OF SLEEP,SLOPPY SECONDS,COLD SENSATION,RHYTHM DEVICE,THE FALL,THE FIX,CETU JAVU,DELERIUM,RED FLAG,CESIUM_137,HIS NAME IS ALIVE,REAL LIFE,BILLY SQUIRE,THE VANDALS,DERMA-TEK,SHINY TOY GUNS,WASTED YOUTH,FETISH 69,NAPLM DEATH,NATIVE SMOKE,CANNIBLE CORPSE,VELOCITY GIRL,NEDS ATOMIC DUSBIN,SHALLOW,IRONHEAD,KANDLES AT NINE,IMPERATIVE REACTION,MILLI VANILLI,RICHARD MARX,LIQUID CHILD,COIL,ZOMBIE GIRL,HUEY LEWIS & THE NEWS,SHELLAC,ETHYL MEATPLOW,L.A. STYLE,THE MISSION U. K.,JESUS JONES,CHRISTOPHER CROSS,RUN D.M.C.,THE FAT BOYS,MC ROB&DJ EZ ROCK,TILT,EDELWEISS,SIELWOLF,DOLLY PARDON,CCR,H.R. NIELSON & DER KLIENEONKEL,LENNY DEE & RALPHY DEE,ALPHA DIAL,D.U.K.E.,POP PEST CONTROL,ANDROID LUST,ANTION VIVALDI,MOOGS & ROCKS,SUB SYSTEM 3,MESSIAH,ARMI VAN BUUREN,MARK ETESON,Y DECIBEL,DAS DVELL,S.V.E.N. 2,MENTAL CUBE,TAIKOS,HYSTERIA,TRIP 2001,MDMA,ILLICIT EXPERIMENT,TWANG,SYNCHROM,HARD HANDS,HOLYNOISE,BLACKNOISE,HARLOT,MENTAL DISTORTION,HARD SEQUENCER,SORCERER,FF INC.,H CALIBUR,THE HEAD HUNTER,PARAMETIC,HITCHCOCK,OBSERVE AND CONTROL,THE KNIFE,SEABOUND,PAOLA & CHIAVA,GRAND BUFFET,NEO,RUMSKIB,FRASE,DERMA-TEK,DIRTY SANCHEZ,PRUSSIA,MEKA,DEEP DISH,TAXI DOLL,MASKDATA,CHUNKING,MIND FLUX FUNERAL,DKYDENT,Y-LUK-O,AURAL VAMPIRE,ME & MY,FAQ,SWARF,DAMAE,HOTEL MOTEL,ELECTRIC DOG,ELECTRO HEADS,SLUTTT,THE STRANGE,GENERAL BASTARD,AKANOID,PLASTIC TOYS,GREG GOLDSACK,KANDELS AT NINE,ELECTRONICA,DIGITALISM,NIC ENDO,WOLFSHEIM,TYSKE LUDDER,BRUDERSCHAFT,O.V.N.I,MIGNON,JUMI,THE LAVAS,PROJECT 359,SCARY MARY,CARNEY,EDGE OF DAWN, give me time.....i've got TONS more.

Movies:

ALL STAR WARS MOVIES(i hope to become a jedi someday),ALL BRUCE LEE MOVIES,ALL JACKIE CHAN MOVIES,ALL SAMO HUNG MOVIES,ALL YUEN BIAO MOVIES, ALL DONNIE YEN MOVIES,ALL JET LI MOVIES,HONG KONG CINEMA IN GENERAL,SHAW BROS.,THE PARTY ANIMAL(CONSIST OF A KICKASS SOUNDTRACK) ,ROCK & RULE(GOOD SOUNDTRACK),ONG BAK(THE THAI WARRIOR),TOM YUM GOONG,BEAUTIFUL BOXER,SHANGHAI EXPRESS,BLADE RUNNER,ALL MATRIX MOVIES,DIRTY HARRY MOVIES,THE PUNISHER,SHAOLIN SOCCER,IRON LADIES,KUNG-FOOEY,KUNG-FU HUSTLE,SURBURBIA,STRAIGHT TO HELL,CLASS OF 1984,REPOMAN,THE WARRIORS,ARTHUR,MAD MAX,RAISING ARIZONA,THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS,URGH A MUSIC WAR(THE MOVIE),ANOTHER STATE OF MIND,CADDY SHACK,SEGAL MOVIES,VAN DAME MOVIES,JUST ONE OF THE GUYS,THE LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN,STRANGE BREW,CLASS,A CLOCKWORK ORANGE,WEIRD SCIENCE,TRON,TRADING PLACES,HISTORY OF THE WORLD,BLAZING SADDLES,THE CANNONBALL RUN,SMOKEY & THE BANDIT,SLAPSHOT,THE LONGEST YARD(70'S),TRAINSPOTTING,MURIELS WEDDING,WING CHUN,THE BREAKFAST CLUB,FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH,WHAT DREAMS MAY COME,THE BAD NEWS BEARS(LITERALLY REMINDS ME OF MY LITTLE LEAGUE YEARS AT THAT TIME),PRETTY IN PINK,16 CANDLES,DATE WITH AN ANGEL,BEVERLY HILLS COP,48 HOURS,VALLEY GIRL,ANDRE' THE SEAL,ALL HARRY POTTER MOVIES,ALL LORD OF THE RING MOVIES,FLASH GORDON(81'),BLADE MOVIES,X-MEN,MEN IN BLACK,DOGMA,CHASING AMY,P.C.U.,KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTERSPACE,FRIDAY,SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION,THE GREEN MILE,EDWARD SCISSORHANDS,JAMES BOND MOVIES,THE LAST STARFIGHTER,SMOKE SIGNALS,SOME STEVEN SEGAL MOVIES,SOME CLAUDE VANDAMNE MOVIES,AIRPLANE,ANIMAL HOUSE,ROCK & ROLL HIGHSCHOOL,MISSISSIPPI BURNING,THE COLOR PURPLE,MOMMY DEAREST,STIR CRAZY,SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER,CORNDOG MAN,CROSSROADS,THE OUTSIDERS,STRIPES,BACK TO FUTURE 1&2,I ROBOT,GLADIATOR,THE GIRL NEXT DOOR,MARS ATTACKS,YOUNG GUNS,THE FIRST POWER,200 CIGARRETES,HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH,CAVEMAN,FRIDAY,40yr OLD VIRGIN,GHOST BUSTERS,THE BLACK LIZARD,EXCALIBUR(81')UNDER THE RAINBOW,UNDER WORLD,BIGFISH,HEATHERS,GREASE 1&2,MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 1&2,TITANIC,HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH,A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN,MAJOR LEAGUE,THE CRAFT,KILL & KILL AGAIN,A FORCE OF 5,THE LAST SAMURAI,BEYOND THE LAW,POLICE ACADEMY 1&2,THE KID WITH THE GOLDEN ARM,THE BOURNE IDENTITY,THE BOURNE SUPREMECY,ROCK OPERA,NATIONAL LAMPOON MOVIES,PLATOON,FULL METAL JACKET,SAVING PRIVATE RYAN,APOCOLYPSE NOW,MODERN PROBLEMS,PRIVATE LESSONS,SCARY MOVIE(1,2,3,&4),STUDENT BODY(82'),MEET THE FEEBLES,TOKYO DECADENCE,BACK TO SCHOOL,FIRE IN THE SKY,INTRUDERS,COMMUNION,CLOSE ENCOUNTERS,UFO & GHOST DOCUMENTERIES,ALL DORF MOVIES,LOST IN TRANSLATION,and several more...........

Television:

WILL AND GRACE,MAD ABOUT YOU,DHARMA AND GREG,THE BEVERLY HILL BILLIES,ALL IN THE FAMILY,sanford and son,AMERICAS MOST WANTED,A&E, the discovery channel,animal planet, HEE HAW,the jefforsons,THE MUNSTERS,BEWITCHED,I DREAM OF GENIE,family ties,seinfeld,inliving color,old looney tunes,m*a*s*h*,old tom & jerry cartoons,soap,the muppet show,happy days,AB FAB,THE YOUNG ONES,THE DEAN MARTIN SHOW,THE BENNY HILL SHOW,THE CAROL BURNET SHOW,THE RICHARD PRYOR SHOW,MAD TV,SNL,martin & rowins laughin,BATTLE STAR GALACTICA,buck rogers,too close for comfort,threes company,gilligans island,DR.SHRINKER,ELECTRO WOMAN & DINOGIRL,SPACE NUTS, the 3 stooges,the little rascals,the blue collar group,the 6 million$ man,those amazing animals,everbody hates chris,that's incredible,growing pains,3rd rock from the sun,wonder bug,THE ITCHY SCRATHCHY SHOW,ren & stimpy,

Books:

THE DAILY COMICS,SUNDAY COMICS,THE ANARCHY COOK BOOK,PARADE MAGZINE,ROLLING STONE,SNOOPY STRIPS,MY NEPHEWS COLORING BOOK,TRAVIS COUNTY PROBHATION GUIDE,RUMP,PEARLS BEFORE SWINE,WHOOPSY MAGAZINE,RANK AND REVUE,HOW TO FUCK YOU UP(PAGE 54'S THE BEST),ANY BOOK FOR DUMMIES,UNFOUND DIALOGUES FROM HEE-HAW,THE BIBLE(SO I THROW AT THE UNBELIEVER AND YOU),

Heroes:

RIP TAYLOR,WONG FEI HUNG,TONY JAA,OBI-ONE KENOBI,QUIGON JIN,HAN SOLO,CHEWBACCA,GERANIMO THE APACHE WARRIOR,MLK,PISS POT THE RABBIT,JOHN WALSH,DAN INASANTO,CLINT EASTWOOD,CHARLES BRONSON,GEORGE JEFFERSON,ARCHIE BUNKER,ACROBATIC CATS FROM RUSSIA,COCAINE THE CLOWN,BONO,SAM KINISON,TRASH COLLECTORS,CHRIS FERRIS,HOSE HEAD THE DOG,CAFETERIA WOMEN,PRISON GUARDS,SKIPPY THE BUSH KANGAROO,MONKEYS THAT THROW SHIT AT YOU WHEN YOU STARE AT THEM TOO LONG,ASIAN COOKS THAT TAKE YOU IN THE BACK ALLEY AND BEAT YOU UP IF YOU HATE THEIR COOKING,AWKAS(REDNECKS OF AUSTRALIA),