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About Me

Very out going... Mom never taught me not to talk to strangers! I am pretty random and always look for a good laugh... for example if you read every third word in this starting from the bottom to the top there is a funny joke embedded in the text... Now if you are really that board or gullable to have tried you have way too much time on your hands and i am laughing at you! Anyways, I have all the standard things under control... I am potty trained, I can ride a bike, I know my ABC's, I can do my own laundry and here's the kicker, I can cook too! Damn Mom is so proud!

My Interests

I am a pretty interesting guy and am interested in most everything.

I'd like to meet:

The Bum on your street corner.

Television:

What would we do without Punky Bruster & The Jefferson's?

Books:

Catcher in the rye, Monkey Business, Den of Thieves, Art of War, Machievli, The Politic, The art of the deal -- by my boy D. Trump. And most of all Picture books and those damn slutty US and People Magazines!!!

Heroes:

Heff... need I say more?