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About Me

Passion will make you crazy...
But is there any other way to live?



Computer nerd, drink slinger, web designer, photographer, (I heart NapkinNights!) model and Notary Public, and sometimes all of my jobs occur on the same day. I've worked and partied all over the country, and I've lived on the other coast, but I'm a true California Girl. (Next stop - San Diego!)

I'll try anything three times before deciding whether I like it. I'm a perpetually happy chick; life is way too short to be unhappy, or less than grateful for who and what I have... drama is bad, mmmkay? I heart my friends, my dog Corona, things, people, places and life - just be real with me or go away. :)

www.shaelove.com

My Interests



Music:

Dance, House, Alternative, Rap, Hip Hop - Usher, 50 Cent, Pink, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Black Eyed Peas, Audioslave, Led Zepplin, Sublime...

Movies:

Napolean Dynamite, Forrest Gump, The American President, Old School, The Breakfast Club, V, anything Star Wars, 50 First Dates

Television:

Does MySpace have enough bandwidth for this list? Desperate Housewives, The West Wing, America's Next Top Model, Sex and the City, Sopranos, Family Guy (welcome back!), Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Joey... it's not that I have that much time on my hands - I have TiVo!

Books:

Anything Dean Koontz, Tom Clancy, John Grisham, Sun Tzu's "The Art of War", "The Devil Wears Prada"

Heroes:

Condoleeza Rice and Madeleine Albright for being kick-ass women in office - Gabrielle Reece (the volleyball pro) for being gorgeous AND athletic, and of course.... The Liger. Bred for its skills in magic. Pretty much my favorite animal.

My Blog

Time to Delete

3 years, 3500 friends, and many dope-ass people later... I have to delete some of them.The people I don't know.My page is a spam board, my inbox is a mess, locating friends or finding a certain bullet...
Posted by §haelove" on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:28:00 PST

Maxim Joke of the Day

Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.
Posted by §haelove" on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:43:00 PST

Maxim Joke of the Day

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club bef...
Posted by §haelove" on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:45:00 PST

When Hippies Make Wallpaper...

This is the actual wallpaper in the actual downstairs bathroom in my actual house.  We'll never take it down. :)  My favorite: We only have one life to live,AND THIS IS NO DRESS REHEARSAL.Wo...
Posted by §haelove" on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:55:00 PST

The Mankini

As if Speedo's weren't bad enough... here's the Mankini! (This is a real dude photographed in Sarasota, FL. On Planet Earth, believe it or not.)...
Posted by §haelove" on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:00:00 PST

Ahahahahaha!

Q: If a girl with big boobs works at Hooters, where does a girl with one leg work? A: International House of Pancakes ..........Get it? ..........IHOP? Get it? (It took me a minute ) ...
Posted by §haelove" on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:35:00 PST

Joke of the day

A ventriloquist is visiting an Indian reservation and decides to have a little fun with the Indian chief. "Hey there", he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk." "Horse no talk", says the Indian ch...
Posted by §haelove" on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:22:00 PST

How to catch illegal immigrants with flaming cattle

Flying Cow Leaves Two Police Cars in Flames Talk about a wild night near Seguin. A cow came flying out of its trailer, sent DPS and police scrambling, and left two police cars going up in flames. "It ...
Posted by §haelove" on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST

Stuffs filmed in Sacramento

Movies and shows filmed in Sac: http://www.imdb.com/List?endings=on&&locations=Sacra mento, California, USANot in Sac?  Click here: http://www.imdb.com/LocationTree?USA...
Posted by §haelove" on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:30:00 PST

"The Psychiatric Hotline"

"Thank you for calling The Psychiatric Hotline.If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are Co-Dependant, please ask someone to press 2.If you have Multiple-Personality Disord...
Posted by §haelove" on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:21:00 PST