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Hyacinth Bucket's Lovechild

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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A CULTURAL ANOMALY/Un'Anomalia culturale.Things I like: Praying and reading Qur'an; Boys; LOVE Music, esp Rock; Cooking; Going to gigs; Shoes and handbags; Vest tops and comfy jeans; Mikey Jewellery; Being cheeky; Horror movies; Classic cartoons; Guava, Pomegranates and Mango; meeting cool people; Animals esp cats and dogs; Annoying Kabir (my bestest friend in the world); Benicio Del Toro, Al Pacino, Matt Bellamy, Javier Bardem and a couple of others from MySpace!

My Interests

Reading Qur'an and praying and trying to become a better Muslim because I have been pretty shit for a long time, Boys/I ragazzi, Belly dancing/Il ballo del ventre, Music/La musica, Animal Welfare/Il benessere degli animali, Cooking/Cuocere, Anything/Anyone Italian/Tutte le cose e persone italiane, Tina the Punjabi cat/Tina il gatto Punjabi, Trying to find a sports bra that fits a G cup and doesn't bore welts into my shoulders when I'm on my trampoline/La cerca di un reggiseno per lo sport che non mi fa male alle spalle quando salto sulla trampolina, Mikey jewellery/I gioelli fatti da Mikey, My pets/I miei animali, Trying to NOT marry some of the losers my parents have introduced me to lol, Goodness Gracious Me.

I'd like to meet:

.. ANYONE WHO WANTS TO MEET ME AND ISN'T A CRAZED IRANIAN PSYCHIATRIST (ASK ME ABOUT HIM!) Sopratutto gli italiani perche' voglio migliorare il mio italiano :-), ed ho una passione per tutte le cose italiane!I'd like to meet cool fun people! And maybe a nice Muslim convert/revert man to talk to! lol

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Music:

Muse, Klaxons, CSS, Shy Child, Shiny Toy Guns, Biffy Clyro, Wolfmother, Queen, Radiohead, The Ratpack, Enter Shikari, Led Zeppelin, Gallows, Subsonica, Timoria, Mango, Raf, Carmen Consoli, Classical/Opera (Chopin, Rachmaninov, Liszt, Tchaikovsky, Puccini, Rodrigo, Elgar, Khachaturian, Barber), The Killers, Kings of Leon, Aphex Twin, Pitchshifter, Alessandro Safina, Cesare Cremonini, Queens of the Stone Age, Nirvana, System of a Down, Kill Kenada, Long Nines, Korbin, Bauer, Amy Winehouse, Paul Van Dyk, Tiesto, Gouryella, Jeff Buckley, Prodigy, The Dykeenies, Billy Talent, The Verve, many many others but too numerous to name!


Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Godfather 1 & 2, Scarface, Don't Be a Menace (to South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood), Il Postino, Ladri di Biciclette, Italian Neo-Realist cinema, Anything by Pedro Almodovar and Bigas Luna, Anything by Tarantino, The Ring (Japanese version), Donnie Darko, Terror Storm, Fahrenheit 9/11, Blow, Memento, Anything with Benicio del Toro in it, generally Sci-Fi and Horror, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Usual Suspects, Boogie Nights, Basquiat.

Television:

Lost, CSI NY/Vegas/Miami, Without a Trace, Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty, Keeping Up Appearances, To the Manor Born Stuff on Discovery Channel and Animal Planet, MTV2, Dragonball Z, Yes Minister, Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased), Scuzz, Rockworld TV, MYSTERIOUS CITY OF GOLD (80S CARTOON) ROCKS! CHECK OUT THE VIDEO BELOW!.

Books:

The Holy Qur'an, Sahih Bukhari, Shakespeare, Dante, Boccaccio, Kama Sutra, Italo Calvino, Anything about Conspiracies and the Supernatural.

Heroes:

The Holy Prophet (pbuh), My parents The creators of GHD straighteners/Gli inventatori delle piastre GHD, My cats for their lifelong celibacy/I miei gatti perche' saranno vergini per tutta la vita, The guys from Muse, Daron Malakian, Josh Homme, Dave Grohl, Freddie Mercury, Anyone who can skin up better than me/Ogni persona che puo' fare una canna meglio di me-This no longer applies really since Kabir made me promise to give up recreational drugs and I have made him a promise which I shan't break Inshallah!My sincerest apologies to my 2 very good friends at work, Angela and Sarah, for not mentioning them as my heroes too. I'm sorry!!! I think it goes without saying, you're both amazing and I love you very much :-)I also just need to say.....DAVE, YOU'RE A GIMP!!!!!Also a special mention to Owen, my incredibly patient driving instructor and friend Angela's boyfriend. Owen, you have the patience of a saint teaching me to drive! Congratulations on passing your Driving Instructor exam!Michael Van Dykel, you are allowed to call me a Paki! I'm not PC and I don't care!

My Blog

Biology Lessons

Ok, I don't know what it is about me but for some reason men seem to think it's a good idea to send me pictures of different parts of their anatomy (catch my drift?) I was chatting to someone online t...
Posted by Hyacinth Bucket's Lovechild on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:20:00 PST

Testosterone Overload

I wonder sometimes whether I have a sign above my head which says:  "I want you to take sneaky pictures of me and then wank over them at night when your wife's asleep." I've been experiencing (mo...
Posted by Hyacinth Bucket's Lovechild on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:34:00 PST

The Definitive Guide on Office Closure

Since my colleague Sarah and I have been very kindly left to sort out the closure of our entire office by ourselves, I thought that I would share my recently-gained-through-bitter-experience tips with...
Posted by Hyacinth Bucket's Lovechild on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:39:00 PST

Shiny Toy Guns

My head hurts, my eyes have been half closed all day so I look stoned, and I have friction burns.....no, not naughty ones gained from a thoroughly enjoyable time of another kind unfortunately!  O...
Posted by Hyacinth Bucket's Lovechild on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:52:00 PST

Gig4Life

Ok, I don't even know how it's possible that I'm awake so early this morning considering the state I was in yesterday!  lol  But anyway, here's my update on Gig4Life last night, which is for...
Posted by Hyacinth Bucket's Lovechild on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:51:00 PST

Lasting damage?

Over the last few days I have found myself in a slight predicament which has led me to think about something I have avoided for a long time.  Last week I agreed to meet with a guy I ha...
Posted by Hyacinth Bucket's Lovechild on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:51:00 PST

Tits and Arse

NOTICE TO ALL FEMALES WHO SEND ME RANDOM MESSAGES ABOUT 'HAVING FUN'. Please read my profile before sending me messages to ask if I want to join your group of 'girlfriends' for 'fun'.  I don...
Posted by Hyacinth Bucket's Lovechild on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:29:00 PST

Immigrant magnet

The last couple of days I've been inundated with Friends Requests and overly romantic messages in really bad broken English from Egypt, Morocco and Nigeria....lucky me.   I don't know why they se...
Posted by Hyacinth Bucket's Lovechild on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:36:00 PST

Back to Front

Whilst wandering around Manchester this afternoon with my 'partner in crime' Minnie Timperley, I got to thinking where the hell my life is going.  And then it occured to me....I'm living my life ...
Posted by Hyacinth Bucket's Lovechild on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

Desperately seeking....A Son-In-Law for my parents!

Imagine this.....You're 29 years old, happily single and focussed on your career, enjoying being independent, not having to answer to anyone and nobody notices when you're as high as a kite.  Nic...
Posted by Hyacinth Bucket's Lovechild on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:09:00 PST