Roller Derby, beer, being a pissed-off short person, cussing, Flippin' the bird. I like the comedy stylings of Lewis Black, Eddie Izzard, Dane Cook, George Carlin, Stephen Lynch, and Dubya. I love that society has seemingly gone in the toilet, yet nobody notices. I am, for the most part, a tomboy...but on occasion, I have been known to "girl it up". I'm interested in my cat...he is beautimous. I also like my dogs...they're kinda huge, but they're sweeties. I love the fact that I can be a pirate in Texas, and noone gives it a second thought. I also love that at the same moment, I can be a ninja (mortal enemy of the pirate, for those out of the loop).
I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I'd like to meet:
Someone who wouldn't mind it if I kicked them in the face.
Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, George Romero, that creepy dude from "The People Under The Stairs" who played Roach, Simon Pegg (because I have an awesome tin Star Wars lunchbox from the 80's I'd like to give him), Edgar Wright, Rutger Hauer, The Kool-Aid Man, Danny Elfman, Tim Burton, Richard Elfman....all the greats.
Music:
classic rock, rock from the 50's and 60's, classical music, punk (70's to 80's), techno, swing, classic country (circa Hank Williams), 80's new wave, goth, some stoner reggae, sea shanties, hawaiian and 1950's surf rock, "Billy" (rocka-, psycho-, and apparently gotha-), New York punk (care of CBGB), old skool hip-hop/rap (i.e. Devastatin' Dave and Run DMC)
The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo
Film scores
Classical piano
Movies:
Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange, Gangster No.1, Firestarter, Tank Girl, Fantasy Island the Movie(anything with Malcolm McDowell), Asylum, Cut, Dhamer, Gacy, Ted Bundy, Summer of Sam, Raw Meat, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Tommy, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Big Fish, The Velvet Goldmine, Trainspotting, Moulin Rouge, LotR (all three), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's The Life of Brian, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Psycho Beach Party, Say Anything, Little Monsters, Better Off Dead, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, The Goonies, Pretty in Pink, Stand By Me, The Evil Dead (trilogy and the prequel: Within the Woods), Not Another Teen Movie, The New Guy, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Vincent, Frankenweenie, Sleepy Hollow (really any of Tim Burton's works...minus Planet of the Apes), From Hell, Pirates of the Caribbean, Strangeland, Requiem for a Dream, The Neverending Story, Shadow of the Vampire, The Passion of Darkly Noon, Wild Zero, The Crow, Ghost World, Fargo (really anything with Steve Buscemi, 'cause he's fookin awesome), Cowboy Bebop the Movie, Ninja Scroll, Princess Mononoke, American Ninja (1,2 and 3), Beverly Hills Ninja, House on Haunted Hill (the newer one...b-cause it's got James Marsters in it), Subspecies (all...Radu? no. Ragu Rubberfingers), The Breed, Psycho 4 (just b-cause I have never seen anyone else list this movie as one of their faves before), Reefer Madness The Musical, The Butterfly Effect, The Final Cut, Night of the Living Dead (original), Dawn of the Dead (both versions), Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, High Fidelity, Clerks, Vulgar, This is Spinal Tap, Forbidden Zone...
Television:
Adult Swim, Mr. Show, The State, Strangers With Candy, Mad TV, Count Duckula, Danger Mouse, Exposure (short-lived Sci-Fi channel series featuring independent short films...hosted by Lisa Marie *of Sleepy Hollow*), Penn & Teller: Bull$hit!, Brimstone, The Hunger, Love Boat, The Munsters, Leave it to Beaver, Nip/Tuck, Sex and the City, Antiques Roadshow, I watch far to much tv...hehe
Books:
Necronomicon, Japanese for Dummies, Anno Dracula, Frankenstein, American Psycho, Zodiac: The Tale of the Zodiac Killer, The Chronicles of Narnia, Black Sunday, Red Dragon, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Hannibal Rising, Vampires: Truth or Myth, Robert Bloch's Psychos, Voodoo and You: A Beginner's Guide, Magic..Spells..and Formulas, The Demon Encyclopedia, 999
Heroes:
I don't really have one...oh, wait...the inventor of Post-Its...and Uncle Satan...AND Greg Nicotero...AND AND Seth MacFarlane