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Your Basic Bob Taylor

It's the soft hollow moan of a female zombie that turns me on!

About Me

I am an enthusist on horror movies, bad ones to be more certain. I am a sculpter, a screenwriter, video game player and future, former film maker. I do things all common nerds do.**Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?*
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--Info--
Name:: Robert Taylor Esq.
Nicknames:: 2-4-5 Trioxin, Irish Hooligan, Buffalo
Birthplace:: Clearfield, Pa
Current Location:: Zombie Capital of the World, BABY!!!
Hair Color:: Brown
Eye Color:: Brown
Height:: 6'2"
Weight:: 289
Tatoos?:: Six
Piercings?:: 2 on one ear
Overused Phrase:: LOL!!
--Your--
Bedtime:: Whenever I fall over
Best Physical Feature:: My Balls
Most Embarassing Moment::
Most Missed Memory:: Hanging out with Brett till the wee hours
First Thought When You Wake Up:: Where the fucks my glasses
Weakness::
Best Friends:: Jess, Murph, Matt, Brian, Neil and Brett
Goal For The Year:: To have my screenplay at least half done
Greatest Fears:: Failing
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: Nyet
McDonalds or Burger King...: Im TRYING to avoid this shit
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Vanilla
Water or Milk...: Water
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: Coffee
Hugs or Kisses...: Kisses
Cats or Dogs...: Dogs
Summer or Winter...: Summer
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: Scary of course
Love or Money...: Money
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: Green
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: N/A
Perferred Hair Color:: N/A
Short Hair or Long Hair...: Long
Perferred Height:: N/A
Perferred Weight:: N/A
Looks or Personality...: Personality
Hot or Cute...: Cute
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: N/A
--Favs--
Number:: 666
Food:: Chinese/Seafood
Type of Music:: Old School Rock
Candy:: Maple Walnut Goodies
Color:: Black
Animal:: Murphy
Drink:: Raspberry White Iced Tea
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: ASS
Movie:: Too Many to List Here
Past Time:: Writing, sculpting, video games
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: Unfortunetley
Smoked?: Yes
Been Beaten Up?: No
Bullied Someone?: Yep
Skinny Dipped?: no
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: no
Toliet Papered Someones House?: yes
Played Poker W/ Money?: no
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: no
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: no
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: no
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: yes
Went Camping?: yes
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: whoa!! they put restrooms in trees now?
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: yes
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: yes
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: yes
Danced In The Rain?: no
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: like everyday
Been On Stage?: yes
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: no
Been To A Nude Beach?: no
Cursed In Church?: yes
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: I wish
Burnt Yourself?: yes
Been Dumped?: yes
Dumped Someone?: yes
Been In Love?: yes
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: Yea, it was bad!
Wanted To Be A Model?: Im not??
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: no
Bought Lottery Tickets?: yes
Made Out In A Car?: yes
Cried During A Movie?: When Darth Vader got killed :(
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: Yes
Made Love On The Beach?: no
Shoplifted?: yes
Seen Someone Shoplift?: yes, it was funny
Hung Up On Someone?: yes
Yelled At Your Pet?: yes
Gotten Seasick?: no
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: no
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: ???
Stalked Someone?: no
Had A Stalker?: yea, it was a dude too, freaky!!
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: yes
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: no
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: Only on there was one bite left
Protested?: Do what?
Been To An Island?: No
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: yea, Im fat what else do we do?
Screamed In A Library?: no
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: yes
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: yes
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: I wish my arms were cannons, oh wait they are
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: yes
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: yes
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: yep
Threw Up In School?: yes
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: like everyday (from the bots on myspace)
Wore Something You Hated?: nope
Wore Something To Match Someone?: no
Been To A Luau?: yes
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: who do you think taught me
Been On TV?: yes
Been Outta The Country?: no
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: yes
Won A Pool Game?: yes
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: yea, but, for long
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: yes
Dieted?: Im always dieting
Had An Eating Disorder?: yea, my arms arent fast enough for my mouth
Cheated On Your Other?: not yet
Been Cheated On?: Probably
Been Paid To Date Someone?: I wish I was a whore
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: no
Tanned Topless?: and chaff my tender nippies?
Been Strip Searched?: nope
Been On A Plane?: yes
Been On A Cruise?: no
Been Pantsed In Public?: no
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: no
Broke Someone's Heart?: everytime my reflection cant see himself
Sung In The Shower?: yes
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: Yea, waayyy expensive
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: all the time
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: yes
Been Walked In On While Showering?: no
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: no
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: yes
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: they didnt see me wreck it
Been In Detention?: no
Feel Off A Roof?: yes, while playing football
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: no
Been In A Wreck?: lotsa times
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: No
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: PUCK YOU!! I like pucking
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: yea, I had one that looked a real .357
Been Shot?: no
Had A Water Gun War?: yea
Been Arrested?: yes
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: lotsa things I wish I could change
Country You Wanna Visit:: Amsterdam and Ireland
Way You Wanna Die:: Sacrificial killiing by being thrown in a volcano
Like Thunderstorms?: love 'em
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: yes
R U A Health Freak?: kinda
U Think Ur Attractive?: kinda
Do You Believe In Yourself?: yes
Wanna Get Married?: Who's asking?
Wanna Go To College?: all the time
Shower Daily?: I try
Want Kids?: eventually, someone to carry on my demon seed
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: wow! can I get it back than lose it again?
Do U Hate Anyone?: no! I dont have time for that shit anymore
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: never tried
Do You Think You Can Sing?: no
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: yes
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: no
Can You Whistle?: yes
Can You Walk In High Heels?: I dont practice that often like I should
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: no
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: no
Can You Multitask?: sometimes
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: no
Can You Fit In Your Locker?:
Do You Spit?: yes
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: no
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: already be done with school and back out in Az.
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: stetson black, OS,
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: Irish Spring
What's Your Favorite Scent?: Stetson Black
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: Go to Europe to Conquer and Pillage
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You are a Romero Zombie.You walk the earth because
there is no more room in hell. You feed on
living flesh - anything you can get your
decaying hands on. You can be killed by damage
to your rotting brain.

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Your Psyche is Red
You are bright, bold, energetic, and intense.
Your upbeat, zany energy inspires those who are down.
Spontaneous and playful, you also have a courageous and fearless side.

When you are too red: you are angry, overprotective, and truly scary.

When you don't have enough red: you are depleted and lifeless. What Color Is Your Psyche?

I'd like to meet:

George Romero ( I missed my chance, when I was working at Savinis haunted house, DAMN YOU SAVINI!!) Bill Mosely, Sid Haig, Bruce Campbell, Angus Scrimm, Joss Weadon, Simon Pegg,Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez Hunter S. Thompson(before he left this dimension) I wanna sit and bullshit with Reggie Bannister again he's an awesome muthafucka and I want to pick the brain of Lloyd Kaufman on a not so commercial first meeting.

Music:

DropKick Murphys,Flogging Molly,ZZ Top, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Brian Setzer, Hank Jr. George Thorogood, Doors, Skynard, CCR, Sex Pistols, Misfits

Movies:

Evil Dead triology, George Romeros Holy Four,Dawn of the Dead '04, Night of the Living Dead '94, Return of the Living Dead Series, Flesh Eater, Children of the Living Dead, Bride/Seed of Chucky,Shaun of the Dead, True Romance, Killer Tomato Series,Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1,2,3, Remake and The Begining, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, House of 1K Corpses Devils Rejects, Resident Evil Series, Tromeo and Juliet, Terror Firmer, Redneck Zombies, Toxic Avenger Series, Exorcist, King Frat, Animal House, Blues Brothers, Goonies, Super Troopers,Napoleon Dynamite, Fear and Loathing, Ed Wood, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Biozombie, Bubba Ho-Tep, Mulva:Zombie Ass Kicker1&2, Biohazard,Little Nicky,Billy Madison, ReAnimator series,Leprechaun Series, SAW Series, Star Wars Series,Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Boondock Saints, Usual Suspects, Six String Samurai,Beerfest, Factotum, Borat, The Departed, 2000 and 2001 Maniacs

Television:

Adult Swim, Family Guy, Simpsons, WWE, The Soup, Sopranos, Buffy,Angel, Springer, Family Plots,Viva La Bamm and Spongebob

Books:

All Flesh Triology (zombies triology), Tales of the Slayers, Gospel of the Dead, World War "Z", Zombie Survival Guide, Anything by H.P. Lovecraft, and the almighty Hunter Thompson

Heroes:

Kasanova Kato, NOAH!, Lloyd Kaufman,Bruce Campbell,Matt Green, George Romero and Anyone who can write and direct a good zombie flick.

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Posted by 2-4-5 Trioxin on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:59:00 PST