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Porkchop

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About Me

Hello my name is Matt or atleast that is the name that was givin to me at birth. I know go by Porkchop. I am a 23 year old male who plays with himself way to much. I enjoy porn and food. I really don't do much at all because I am always so tired. You know what they say about males when their done with sex. ZZZZZZZZZ! I guess that is from all the porn. If you have any other questions please feel free to message meillegal bike racing

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My Interests

My interests are eating I am really good at that Cars and racing cars an motorcycles spending money and last but not lease drinking and my drink of choice is coors liteDrag Racing Crash
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I'd like to meet:

My future ex wife or some shit like that. Like you could really meet anybody and make a relationship online. Really I would like to meet some cool people that just don't give a shit about what other people think about them...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
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--Info--
Name:: Matthew Snippert
Nicknames:: Porkchop, Snip, Bubba,
Birthplace:: Erie
Current Location:: Monessen
Hair Color:: Brown
Eye Color:: Brown
Height:: 6 foot 0
Weight:: 259
Tatoos?:: no
Piercings?:: no
Overused Phrase:: git r done
--Your--
Bedtime:: when ever
Best Physical Feature:: my face
Most Embarassing Moment:: shitting my pants a work
Most Missed Memory:: high school
First Thought When You Wake Up:: food
Weakness:: food porn black women
Best Friends:: Sypin mike von
Goal For The Year:: make more people happy
Greatest Fears:: bugs snakes
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King...: mcdonalds
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla...: vanilla
Water or Milk...: milk
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: hot chocolate
Hugs or Kisses...: hugs
Cats or Dogs...: dogs
Summer or Winter...: winter
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: romantic comedies
Love or Money...: money
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: purple grapes
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: gray
Perferred Hair Color:: blonde
Short Hair or Long Hair...: short hair
Perferred Height:: any
Perferred Weight:: any
Looks or Personality...: personality
Hot or Cute...: cute
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: any
--Favs--
Number:: 61
Food:: any buffet
Type of Music:: rap to polka
Candy:: m&m
Color:: black
Animal:: sheep or goat
Drink:: coors lite
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: ass
Movie:: longest yard (new one)
Past Time:: working on cars and eating
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: yes
Smoked?: yes ? what do you mean
Been Beaten Up?: no
Bullied Someone?: yes
Skinny Dipped?: no
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: no
Toliet Papered Someones House?: no
Played Poker W/ Money?: yes love it
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: no speedo
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: no but i wil pee
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: yes
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: no
Went Camping?: yes
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: yes
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: no
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: yes
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: yes
Danced In The Rain?: yes
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: all the time
Been On Stage?: yes
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: no
Been To A Nude Beach?: no
Cursed In Church?: yes
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: no
Burnt Yourself?: yes
Been Dumped?: yes
Dumped Someone?: yes
Been In Love?: no
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: all the time
Wanted To Be A Model?: no
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: no
Bought Lottery Tickets?: yes
Made Out In A Car?: yes
Cried During A Movie?: yes
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: yes
Made Love On The Beach?: no
Shoplifted?: yes
Seen Someone Shoplift?: yes
Hung Up On Someone?: yes
Yelled At Your Pet?: all the time
Gotten Seasick?: yes
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: yes
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: no
Stalked Someone?: no
Had A Stalker?: no
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: yes
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: yes
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: no never and never will
Protested?: yes
Been To An Island?: no
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: no
Screamed In A Library?: no
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: yes (stripper)
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: yes (milf)
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: no
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: all the time
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: yes
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: no
Threw Up In School?: no
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: no
Wore Something You Hated?: yes
Wore Something To Match Someone?: yes
Been To A Luau?: no
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: yes
Been On TV?: yes
Been Outta The Country?: yes
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: yes
Won A Pool Game?: yes
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: yes
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: no
Dieted?: no
Had An Eating Disorder?: no
Cheated On Your Other?: yes
Been Cheated On?: yes
Been Paid To Date Someone?: no
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: no
Tanned Topless?: yes
Been Strip Searched?: no
Been On A Plane?: yes
Been On A Cruise?: no
Been Pantsed In Public?: yes
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: yes
Broke Someone's Heart?: yes
Sung In The Shower?: yes
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: yes
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: yes
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: yes
Been Walked In On While Showering?: yes
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: no
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: no
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: yes
Been In Detention?: no
Feel Off A Roof?: no
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: yes
Been In A Wreck?: yes
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: no
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: no
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: no
Been Shot?: no
Had A Water Gun War?: yes
Been Arrested?: no
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: yes
Country You Wanna Visit:: china
Way You Wanna Die:: sleeping
Like Thunderstorms?: yes
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: yes
R U A Health Freak?: no
U Think Ur Attractive?: yes
Do You Believe In Yourself?: yes
Wanna Get Married?: no
Wanna Go To College?: no
Shower Daily?: yes
Want Kids?: no
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: asap
Do U Hate Anyone?: yes
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: no
Do You Think You Can Sing?: yes
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: yes
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: yes
Can You Whistle?: yes
Can You Walk In High Heels?: yes
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: yes
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: sometimes
Can You Multitask?: yes
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: yes
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: no
Do You Spit?: yes
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: yes
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: money
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: tommy
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: irovy
What's Your Favorite Scent?: cam2 racing gas and burnt rubber pussy
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: fuck No
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Music:

I have a big range of music that i like everything from redneck music to rap and I really like metalblowin em up

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Movies:

The Longest Yard is my most watch movie and the super troopers I like to watch when I get????Street bike-Racing & Tricks & Crashes - Motorcycles Stunts with

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Television:

I love speed The best thing on there is pinks and also like spike on sunday mornings for powerblock also everything with cars in itInsane motorcyle crashes

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Books:

I am not a big reader but I will read or look at pornHOT Myspace Layouts

Heroes:

I like to be my own hero but if I had to pick it would be john force A NHRA funny car driverBaby Panda Sneeze

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