Brian! Yes The One Your Mother Warned You About!

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--Info--
Name:: Brian Scott Sypin
Nicknames:: Duals - Casper - Red - Asshole - Jackass
Birthplace:: Straight out of my mothers hole in Erie, PA
Current Location:: A little shit town with a lot of crackheads called Monessen, PA
Hair Color:: Red
Eye Color:: Blue
Height:: 5'8"
Weight:: 215 lbs
Tatoos?:: 2
Piercings?:: 0
Overused Phrase:: Yea I fucked your mom, so what!!
--Your--
Bedtime:: Around 9:30 in the morning
Best Physical Feature:: My eyes
Most Embarassing Moment:: I have way to many to start listing them here.
Most Missed Memory:: Talking to my mother at night.
First Thought When You Wake Up:: What day is it?
Weakness:: Short girls with big butts
Best Friends:: Matt aka Porchop, Mike aka Motorcycle Mike
Goal For The Year:: To quit playing with mself so much.
Greatest Fears:: Waking up and everybody I care about is gone.
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: Mt Dew
McDonalds or Burger King...: Mc D's
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: They both suck donkey balls
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Vanilla
Water or Milk...: Water does you body good
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: I love hot chocolate
Hugs or Kisses...: Hugs are the shit
Cats or Dogs...: Dogs.
Summer or Winter...: Winter
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: I really enjoy porn. Nothing like sitting around watching a good porn with your buddies and talking football.
Love or Money...: I would love to have money
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: Green grapes
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: Blue
Perferred Hair Color:: Brown with little curls
Short Hair or Long Hair...: Middle
Perferred Height:: Short
Perferred Weight:: A little junk in the truck never hurts
Looks or Personality...: Personality all the way.
Hot or Cute...: Cute
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: See the perferred weight question
--Favs--
Number:: Pick one
Food:: Meat
Type of Music:: Metal
Candy:: I love M&M's
Color:: Green
Animal:: Dogs
Drink:: Captain and 7 up
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: I like boobs and ass
Movie:: Clerks 2
Past Time:: Riding motorcycles
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: Yes and I might have to tonight
Smoked?: What weed! Yes
Been Beaten Up?: I think everybody has once in thier life
Bullied Someone?: No
Skinny Dipped?: I love being naked
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: When I was a kid
Toliet Papered Someones House?: Still do that once in awhile
Played Poker W/ Money?: Yes alot
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: Maybe when I was a kid
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: No
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: No
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: Yes
Went Camping?: I pitch a tent every other day
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: Yes
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: Yes
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: Yes but never did anything about it
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: All the time
Danced In The Rain?: Yes. Me and Bailey love to do it.
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: That is the story of my life
Been On Stage?: Yes
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: They don't like it when I have on my assless chaps
Been To A Nude Beach?: Yes and it was HARD
Cursed In Church?: I spent many Sundays in my room because of that.
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: Yes
Burnt Yourself?: Yes. That is why I like to smoke out of a bowl better.
Been Dumped?: No
Dumped Someone?: Yes
Been In Love?: Maybe once or twice
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: Yes and then I fucked them.
Wanted To Be A Model?: No
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: No. That is way to much work
Bought Lottery Tickets?: I have a problem with thise scratch off ones. I love them.
Made Out In A Car?: Yes
Cried During A Movie?: All the time
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: Everybody has Jackass
Made Love On The Beach?: I don't make love. I fuck!!!
Shoplifted?: No
Seen Someone Shoplift?: Yes
Hung Up On Someone?: All the time ask my ex-wife.
Yelled At Your Pet?: Yes
Gotten Seasick?: No
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: That happens once in awhile
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: Hell yea
Stalked Someone?: No
Had A Stalker?: Yes
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: Maybe
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: Most of my family are retards so yes
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: Fuck no. If those mother fucker could eat us they would.
Protested?: What a waste of time.
Been To An Island?: Yes
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: Fuck yea I am Fat
Screamed In A Library?: Yes
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: Like every weekend
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: Yes
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: I would like to have a 36 inch dick. That would fucking rock.
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: All the time and it does fuck up people when you just start talking to them like you knew them forever.
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: I am a redhead
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: Yes
Threw Up In School?: Yes
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: Like everyday bitchs
Wore Something You Hated?: I hate my muzzle but it is good for everybody that I wear it.
Wore Something To Match Someone?: That is the gayest thing ever to do. I would kick my own ass if I did that shit.
Been To A Luau?: No
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: Yes iI am 31 years old.
Been On TV?: Yep
Been Outta The Country?: Yes
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: Hell yea, cause I am hot.
Won A Pool Game?: All the time. I have one in my house.
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: No
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: Yep
Dieted?: Fuck no I love being fat.
Had An Eating Disorder?: No
Cheated On Your Other?: In the past yes
Been Cheated On?: Not that I know of.
Been Paid To Date Someone?: Yes
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: No cause I am the shit
Tanned Topless?: I am a guy yo fucking idiot
Been Strip Searched?: Yes
Been On A Plane?: Yes
Been On A Cruise?: No
Been Pantsed In Public?: Fuck yes
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: Yes
Broke Someone's Heart?: Most likely
Sung In The Shower?: Everyday
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: Yes
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: Everyday
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: Yes and then I turned around and gave them a johnson dance.
Been Walked In On While Showering?: Yes
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: No
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: Yes
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: When I was younger that was the story of my life.
Been In Detention?: Lived there
Feel Off A Roof?: A couple times
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: No
Been In A Wreck?: Alot of them
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: No but I wrecked a motorcycle because of hitting an animal.
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: No
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: Yes
Been Shot?: Yes
Had A Water Gun War?: Yes me and my daughter in the summer.
Been Arrested?: Yes
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: Hasn't everybody
Country You Wanna Visit:: Ireland
Way You Wanna Die:: Getting Laid
Like Thunderstorms?: Love them
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: Yes
R U A Health Freak?: No
U Think Ur Attractive?: Fuck yea I am hot
Do You Believe In Yourself?: Yep
Wanna Get Married?: Not any time soon
Wanna Go To College?: Did that
Shower Daily?: If I have to
Want Kids?: Not in the near future
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: 13
Do U Hate Anyone?: I fucking hate everybody
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: No but I can blow the wrapper off with my farts
Do You Think You Can Sing?: A little
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: Yes
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: I do that everyday
Can You Whistle?: Yes
Can You Walk In High Heels?: Haven't tried that in a while
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: No I love the dark
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: Yes
Can You Multitask?: Like a pro
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: No
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: Are you for fucking real
Do You Spit?: Yes
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: Yes
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: My mom to be with me
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: Smellof man
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: The white stuff
What's Your Favorite Scent?: Fresh Rain and pussy
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: Fuck No
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Music:

Everything. And when I meen everything. My friends allways pick on me because you can go though my music and find death metal, hip hop, top 40, country, blues, and evrything else........................................................ ........................................................

Movies:

I really enjoy comedy movies, but I will watch anything once. Here is Matt fucking around with Rich's golf cart.

Television:

ESPN, Spike, and any of that other guy shit. I really enjoy the history station. I know I must sound like a fucking complete nerd but fuck it. That shit is cool.
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Books:

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Heroes:

My mother, My Duaghter, Me, and Bill Clinton. Ha Ha Ha