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About Me

I am the founder of:
www.kaosfuneralcars.com
I own an award winning hearse & built the Cremator!
I am an active member of the NHAA (National Hearse & Ambulance Association). Web address: http://www.nationalhearse.net/forums/index.php or click below:

I also work for Willitmakeit.com. A group of people who test cars to death. Check out the CARnage & destruction at www.willitmakeit.com or click below:

I work with the MVD Ghostchasers. I go on paranormal investigations & work on their Hearse. Interested in the paranormal, go to: www.mvdghostchasers.com or click below:
Name:
GRIMM
Make:
Cadillac
Year:
1975
Model:
Fleetwood 75 Miller-Meteor Endloader Coach
Notoriety:
~July 11-12, 2003: Used & photographed on a Ghost hunt with the MVD Ghost Chasers in Flagstaff, Arizona.
During this time frame the car was modified from stock to custom.
~March 2005: Car was photographed for the Wheels & Tires catalog for Discount Tire Co.
~April 2005: Won Best in Show at an all hearse car show in Dallas, Texas. This was during HauntCon.
~September 2005: Used in a video/photo shoot with the local Arizona Band; St. Madness.
~October 28-30, 2005: In Los Angeles for the Guinness Book of World Records Longest Hearse Procession. This event was filmed by the History channel & broadcast on local Los Angeles news channels as well as printed in local newspapers.
~May 1, 2006: Car was part of a photo shoot for the Arizona Derby Dames. See photo below.
~May 2006: Car was photographed at the Los Angeles Hearse Procession in October, 2005 by a Car Craft Magazine photographer. Car can be seen in the May, 2006 edition of Craft Magazine under "The L.A. Hearse-a-thon" title (pages 86-88). See photo below.
~August 2006: Car was photographed for a small, independent paper.
~October 19, 2006: Car was seen on 3TV advertising car show mentioned below.
~October 21, 2006: Won first place in the service class category at the Mountain View Toros/Impala Bob's 5th Annual car show.
~October 31, 2006: Car & myself, featured on 3TV for their "Scary Cars" segment. (See Video below)
~November 11, 2006: Part of a photo/video shoot with willitmakeit.com.
~February 23, 2007: Seen on CMT's Country Fried Sports that originally aired on February 23rd, 2007.
AZ Derby Dames photo with myself & GRIMM.
Picture of the back of my hearse, (4th one in) at the LA hearse procession, photo in May 2006 Car Craft Magazine.
Remember friend, as you pass by.
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, you soon shall be.
So, prepare for death & follow me.

My Interests

On February 23rd, 2007, on CMT's Country Fried Sports, the hearse pictured below was involved in some CARnage. This is a combined effort between KFC and willitmakeit.com.

Hearses, Halloween, Death, Torture, Weapons, Hot Rods, Fast Cars, Women, Etc.

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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet any & all funeral car owners or enthusiasts out there.
New style body bags, keeps you fresher, longer.

Start game, rapidly press the right arrow to go as fast as you can, once the hearse enters the red shaded area, hit the spacebar to stop the hearse before it crashes into the wall. Launch the casket & find out your distance, but if you don't stop & hit the wall, you die & get hauled away, also, do not stop prematurely or the casket will not launch out the car & it will kill you.

Music:

98 K U PD
Heavy Metal, Rock, Punk or Anything that sounds good

Movies:

Any with lots of violence, sex & blowing shit up!

Television:

We need this out there! We need EVERYONE to see this! This will wake people UP! This is the reason they squash any party beyond the 2 they control. The TRUTH will get out!

Books:

SIC GORGIAMUS ALUGS SUBJECTOS NUNC

We Gladly Feast On Those Who Subdue Us.

Only what I write

Heroes:

War Vets

Your Homicidal Rampage!
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Aborted Fetus
Your Favorite Target: Punks
Your Kill Count: 765,054,138
Your Battle Cry: "Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 1
How Much Money In Damages You Caused: $235,038,150,440,057
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 95%

Australian filmmaker John Safran is so fed up with Mormons ringing his doorbell early in the morning that he flies to Salt Lake City UT & tries to convert Mormons to Atheism. Needless to say, the locals weren't pleased.
Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons

Insanity Test
Username
Age
Your problem is Generally Psychotic behaviour
Will you ever be cured? (8) - Outlook not so good. - (8)
Just how crazy are you? - 81%

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Blog

Kaos' Funeral Cars

I would like to invite everyone to check out my new hearse club; Kaos' Funeral Cars. At 12:00am on January 7th, the site was launched. It is 90% completed with videos, pictures & other members in...
Posted by Kaptinkaos on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:28:00 PST

CARnage & Destruction is always fun.

As some know, I have been working with a guy who destroys cars in unique ways. I got to experience the destruction first hand in November. The name of the company is willitmakeit.com. Check out the we...
Posted by Kaptinkaos on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:21:00 PST

More "you're living in AZ" references

You know you're in Arizona if... You notice your car overheating before you drive it.You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.You know who "Ron, Rick and Jen" are.You thought In 'n Out Bur...
Posted by Kaptinkaos on Sat, 13 May 2006 10:23:00 PST

RULES FOR DRIVING IN PHOENIX:

RULES FOR DRIVING IN PHOENIX:1. First of all, learn to pronounce the city name. It is: 'FEE-niks.'2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. The evening rush hour is from 3:00 p.m. to 7:...
Posted by Kaptinkaos on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 04:29:00 PST

Where do you live?

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.2. You can open & drive your car without touching the car door or the steering wheel.3. You'v...
Posted by Kaptinkaos on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 02:43:00 PST

The Guys' Rules

The Guys' Rules. At last a guy has taken the time to write theam all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear"the rules"from the female point of view...
Posted by Kaptinkaos on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:50:00 PST

Arizona Joke

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for 6 days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed...
Posted by Kaptinkaos on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 11:43:00 PST

Actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid term:

Actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid term:"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."Most of the students wrote pr...
Posted by Kaptinkaos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Arizona

You Know You're From Arizona When... You've signed so many petitions to recall governors you can't remember the name of the incumbent. You notice your car overheating before you drive it. You no longe...
Posted by Kaptinkaos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasseson and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If TheySlow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.3. Every Time Someo...
Posted by Kaptinkaos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST