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Miss Interpret

Honesty looks good on you, but liar should be your tattoo.

About Me

I am a neurotic, clumsy girl, verging on normalcy and trying to capture the hope that I thought I had lost. I will never claim to be someone I'm not, nor will I lie to pretend in order to be loved. I can loose my mind in a dank, dark dusty old bookstore and find myself content.I'm a woman who knows what it is that I like and for the most part I know how to get it; whether it be begging for it on all fours, or putting a boot in your throat. I am human and far from perfect. I wear my dysfunction like a badge of honour. I am a curvy,tall, pale and sketchy girl. I would consider myself a reformed goth who hates the wannanbe posers and loathes the uber, "I'm sooo goth" elite. Scenesters drive me nuts and I have no patience or time for ignorance from anyone. I have no place for hate in my life and I cannot be bothered by certain people's existence. I am who I am and I will never claim to be anyone else.

My Interests

80s music, a good book, angelina jolie, ani difranco, anita blake, apc, art, asphyxiation, bad girls, bananas, being a sociopath, bettie page,bisexuality, biting,blood, body modifications, body mods, boys in makeup, bondage, books, boots, boy george, boys in skirts, brandings, bustiers, cecil b. demented, cemeteries,combichrist,corsets,cussing, cutting, dark arts, darkness, dave navarro, david bowie, divine, drag queens, dreadlocks, dreams, ear stretching, eddie izzard, erotica, evil beauties, faeries, filth, fishnets, freaks, freaky people, girl interrupted, glam rock, goth, gothic, halloween, handcuffs, heathers, hell, horror films, horror movies, horror novels,house of 1000 corpses, hug, independent films, indie films, industrial music, ink in skin, jonathan waters, killing-people-with-my-mind, kinky, kissing, kittens, kitties, knives, latex, lenore, lesbian porn, loud music, lust, makeup, masturbation, merideth gentry, music, my so-called life, nine inch nails, norman reedus, oingo boingo, originality, pain, piercings, pigtails, pin up girls, pin-up models,platform boots, poetry, porn, pulp fiction, purple, pvc, rain, rainbows, rasputina, reading, red and black, robert smith, rocky horror picture show, roman dirge, s&m, scaring people, serial killers, sex, sexual tension, sexuality, shackles, shocking people, sleep, sleeping, spanking, stompy boots, storms, stuart townsend, submission, synthetic hair, tattoos, the cruxshadows, the cure, the rain, too much makeup, tool, vampires, van gogh, velvet goldmine, vinyl, zombies.

I'd like to meet:


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Things I loathe: -liars, cheaters, dishonesty, styrofoam, and especically peanuts

Movies:

The Last Unicorn, Boondock Saints, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Cecil B. Demented, The Power Puff Girls Movie, Sponge Bob Square Pants Movie, Horsey, Ringu, Velvet Goldmine, The Secret of Nihm, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Connie and Carla, Some Like it Hot, good old fashion porn always gets my heart beating, loins throbbing...lol...i like the obscure, the different...the dark.

Books:

I am beyond a book nerd. Libraries turn me on and I think my ideal date would involve a used book store. I love to get lost in the pages of someone's story.

Heroes:

my mother and grandmother.

My Blog

Not a dirty secret.

I have sat on my thoughts for too long. Wondered what exactly it was that I did wrong. I realized awhile ago it was never me. You were the one that pretended. I should have known from the very beginni...
Posted by Miss Interpret on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:42:00 PST

Its a facade....

To all of you that aren't with me anymore and those who never had a chance to open their eyes...know you are missed and loved.the ones of you who are always here, thank you for loving me.god i despise...
Posted by Miss Interpret on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:59:00 PST

My trip.

Thought I'd be artistic.Christmas in L.A.I am such a loser sometimes.I expect to see Tom Cruise running around on someone's couch here.Excuse the chubby girl, she's in the way of Mr Hubbard's message....
Posted by Miss Interpret on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:37:00 PST

Dancing,Drunkards and Debauchery

We did Skank last night. Here is the debauchery. Enjoy!I made her all angelic...you like?ps. I wonder what Drew tastes like? I should ask Shanna........
Posted by Miss Interpret on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

Ring...ring....

:Hello Pot? This is Kettle, you're black!
Posted by Miss Interpret on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

Grow up and get a fucking life!

I am absolutely disgusted by the actions of some people lately, actually one in particular.  I have idly stood by and kept my mouth shut and never stepped in where I wasn't wanted or said anythin...
Posted by Miss Interpret on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:44:00 PST

Thank you for being an asshole.

I used to believe you were ten feet tall That you would be my world. My heart My end. Years of hate, tears and abuse all rolled up into one big gigantic mess is what it all turned out to be. We tried ...
Posted by Miss Interpret on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:28:00 PST

goodnights

Don't like it? don't read it, simple as that. I should heed my own words. i think i shall
Posted by Miss Interpret on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 12:01:00 PST

saints and sinners

went a little bit more than cuddly goodness.....lets just leave it at that. miss tote .....mmm mmm good!
Posted by Miss Interpret on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 11:02:00 PST

grrrarggg!

Just  sucks when people can't just see whats really infront of them.
Posted by Miss Interpret on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 12:45:00 PST