Jimmy Whatshisfuck - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I don't exist.
Sean Fidler and Jason Thibault made me up so that I could kill people for them. They can do stuff like that so don't fuck with them.

Being an intellectual property is an interesting experience. I believe that everyone should try it. You haven't really lived until you wake up one morning and realize that you have intangible value and brand equity but no fucking physical body. The only thing that drives my continued existence is the urge to become real like Holly Would from Cool World (or Pinocchio for that matter) and claw my way into the physical realm to devour the blackened souls of my creators thus punishing them for birthing me into this hateful purgatory.

You can learn more about me here. Eventually, I will also appear in Battles Without Living Witnesses and other upcoming titles from Optimum Wound Comics.

My Interests

Drinking, fucking, cycling , comics, zombies , poor life choices , records , people who drive Merkurs , rolling with Bob Saget , Glenfiddich (neat), free cocaine, and playing with fire,

I'd like to meet:

Clever, monochrome people, who enjoy ideas adventure and art in all its forms. Must be able to stimulate at least one of my organs in a positive way. Apply within.

Music:

All over the map. Right now I have speed metal, old school country, hip-hop, grunge and an audiobook in my CD changer. What's a CD changer? Don't get me started about the good old days, Son. I'll have to stay up all night trying to explain to you what a record store was.

Video samples!

I wish that I was as cool today as Europe was in 1986.

Movies:

Tarantino, Rodriguez, Shaw bros., Miike, Whedon, Leone, Scorcese, Romero, Sturgis, Peckinpah, Smith.

Television:

Total Gym , Magnum P.I. , The A Team , The Chapelle Show , South Park , C.S.I. (Las Vegas only.), Star Trek , The Shield, Rome, Venture Bros.

Books:

Garth Ennis, Ed Brubaker, Allan Moore, Warren Ellis, Brian Azzarello, Frank Miller, Joseph Heller, Stephen King (especially the Gunslinger books), Hunter S. Thompson, I still read Shakespeare, All kinds of non-fiction especially books about philosophy, Anything with the words in it that I need to read right now.

Heroes:

Hitch hikers , writers without day jobs, Frank Castle, teachers, people who do inconvenient and painful things because they feel right, Fabio Teste, Agent Graves, Steve McQueen and sandwiches.

My Blog

Worth a thousand words

Posted by Jimmy Whatshisfuck on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 05:18:00 PST

Optimum Wound Comics to Publish Rex by Danijel Zezelj

Optimum Wound is putting out an English language edition of Danijel Zezelj's original graphic novel Rex. I did some work on it and it's gorgeous. You can read it here.We'll be serializing it every Wed...
Posted by Jimmy Whatshisfuck on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 06:07:00 PST

We need morre Flava on that ticker.

Assuming that Public Enemy actually was, do you figure they'd list on the Nasdaq? I think that they might be a little too black for the NYSE.Assuming that you believed the hype, how much would you pa...
Posted by Jimmy Whatshisfuck on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:36:00 PST

Vancouver Needs Improvement!

Reason 38: No chalk artists.You go to other cities and there's awesome street art. Even Toronto has a sidewalk guy. It's not like it's a new idea or anything. It was in Mary Poppins for fuck's sake. B...
Posted by Jimmy Whatshisfuck on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:54:00 PST

Re: Your Brains

Late one night, at half past four,I heard a rapping at my door.I came and listened but no sound,Save for scratching, could be found."What ho?" I cried. "Who can it be?"But just one word: ...
Posted by Jimmy Whatshisfuck on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:30:00 PST

Beware of Shapeshifters.

32% of the people YOU know are Skrull imposters....
Posted by Jimmy Whatshisfuck on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:53:00 PST

Ravage eject... ...operation cuddles.

I'm cat-sitting for a friend this weekend. I love cats but they make shitty roomates. I'll get a cat when they make one that eats energon and doesn't require a cat box.Can your cat do this? ...
Posted by Jimmy Whatshisfuck on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:30:00 PST

Will work for Whiskey and cigarettes...

I like whiskey. I also like cigarettes.If you bring me a bottle of whiskey and a carton of smokes, I'll write you a story. It will be a minimum of 1000 words and I'll put you in it if you ...
Posted by Jimmy Whatshisfuck on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:02:00 PST

Armed and dangerous

This is a response to a photo comment in which Cunty McSpunkTrap" called into question my confidence in showing up to MySpace unarmed....
Posted by Jimmy Whatshisfuck on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:46:00 PST

New Jimmy Whatshis’ø©k comic debuts at #5!

My new webcomic, Jimmy's Day Off, launched about seven hours ago. Someone noticed:No jokes please about my sloppy mouse work. there is a reason why I don't draw this comic myself. :þThank...
Posted by Jimmy Whatshisfuck on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:23:00 PST