17/05/08 @ TBC, Glasgow / 16/05/08 @ Bar Saki, Manchester / 15/05/08 @ UCCA, Maidstone / 12/04/08 @ The Miller, London Bridge / 10/04/08 @ UCCA, Maidstone / 12/03/08 @ Green Dragon, Croydon / 16/02/08 @ Whoafest!, Maidstone / 21/12/07 @ Freenoise Festival, Sheffield / 08/12/07 @ Command House, Chatham / 15/11/07 @ Thekla, Bristol / 11/11/07 @ Studio 88, Camden / 13/10/07 @ Command House, Chatham / 06/10/07 @ Prince Albert, Brighton / 03/10/07 @ Royal Park Cellars, Leeds / 19/09/07 @ Green Dragon, Croydon / 25/08/07 @ Golden Fleece, Chelmsford / 10/08/07 @ Royal Park Cellars, Leeds / 21/07/07 @ Avenue Theatre, Sittingbourne / 12/07/07 @ Montague Arms, London / 09/07/07 @ Tap n Tin, Chatham / 08/07/07 @ Studio 88, London / 23/06/07 @ Brudenell Social Club, Leeds / 09/06/07 @ Command House, Chatham / 27/05/07 @ Bar Saki, Manchester / 21/04/07 @ Command House, Chatham / 17/03/07 @ The Cube, Bristol / 17/02/07 @ Tap n Tin, Chatham / 10/02/07 @ Command House, Chatham / 02/12/06 @ Canton Labour Club, Cardiff / 18/11/06 @ Junction, Bristol / 23/09/06 @ Audio, Brighton / 07/09/06 @ Mr Wolf's, Bristol / 05/08/06 @ Munkyfest, Cheshire / 08/06/06 @ DNR live, Sheffield / 08/05/06 @ Klute, Bournemouth / 08/04/06 @ Junction, Bristol / 28/03/06 @ Kent Institute Of Art & Design, Canterbury / 24/03/06 @ Bar M, Chatham / 11/02/06 @ Korova, Liverpool / 17/11/05 @ Bar M, Chatham / 29/10/05 @ Harry Clopp's Halloween Show, Bobbing / 15/10/05 @ Chandler's, Guernsey / 14/10/05 @ Live Lounge, Jersey / 13/10/05 @ John Peel Night, Bar M, Chatham / 02/08/05 @ Marquee, Norwich
UPCOMING SHOWS///
HRMAG / MOTHGUTS - SPLIT 12" EP
(2007 KITCHEN DWELLER)
HONEY RIDE ME A GOAT - S/T 10" EP
(2006 KITCHEN DWELLER)
OTHER STUFF!
ASS JAZZ VOL 1 - CD
(2008 THE PET GOAT RECORDS)
UN056 ÃœNLAUT - CD
(2007 UNLABEL)
LAST EVER MUNKYFEST - CD
(2006 MUNKYFEST)
5 SONG DEMO - CDR
(2004 SELF RELEASED)
"WHEN ALL IS FLOWING WELL WITH THE COLON, IT FACILITATES FREE WILL AND INDIVIDUAL EXPRESSION, ENDURANCE AND A POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON LIFE" JAZZ+PUNK=JUNK!
"If Jazz was one nipple and Punk were another, HRMAG would be hanging from both, unsure whether to swing from one erect firm mammary or the other, or maybe just tweak both hard at once and let go"
UNKLE B
"Mental break-laden Jazz-Punk, constantly flying off on 300 MPH tangents of ear-raping intensity"
FACTFANS
“HRMAG’s music shifts tectonic plates in milliseconds, and then returns them to their places quicker than before!"
DIRTY ZINE
"Muso and Wanky"
NORMAN RECORDS
"Too structured to be 'noise', but too exhilarating to be anything other than something of a hybrid style"
GINTRAMP
"A hot, wet cake-mix of a Free-Jazz skiddly-doo"
FREENOISE
"It sounds rather like a mongoose might when trying to scratch fleas off its back and falling into a kettle cupboard in the process"
ALOUD FESTIVALS
"Best name for a band ever"
DAVID PAJO
“Dumb wave Math-Jazz chutney"
TATTY SEASIDE TOWN
“Ridiculously tight Curry obsessed chavs playing virtuosic hyper-complex Jazz Punk squawk"
FTSE100
"Spazzed out super-tight Jazz-Rock genius...Their guitarist may well wear a strobe light on his head housed within a diver's mask. Awesome"
JOHN AMINO
"The fine proposition of skittering hella-drums, incredibly loud, fragmental sludge-riffing and outlandish onstage headwear; all born from a strict diet of curry, drugs and weather report"
STENCH OF MUSCLE
"Still can't decide whether Honey Ride My Ass Goat were genius or idiotic"
MANTIS GEISHA
"Honey Ride Me a Goat wins the best band name prize hands down, but their exciting Zappa meets Dillinger Escape Plan sound deserves accolades too"
ANGRYAPE
"Contradictory hardboiled rollercoaster math rock jazz-punk what-the-hell band"
ORGAN