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Danny

in violation of the law of conservation of awesome

About Me

i'm a ref

I definitely heart roller derby...i'm not sure if i'm IN heart with it, though.
here are some things people have said about/to me:
"you like things just because they're weird."
"danny is gayer than two guys having sex."
"damn it, danny, you ruin everything!"
"why do you know every movie brad dourif has ever been in?"
"you know you're pretty agile for a fat guy."
"i'd love to meet your mother and punish her for what she's done to you."
amongst other things... ..

My Interests

nothing really interests me anymore

I'd like to meet:

the press

Music:

excessive vamping

Movies:

I saw the new Rambo and the new Indiana Jones.

Television:

sometimes my computer is a TV if i'm trying to sleep.

Books:

last 5:
1. Battle Royale by Koushun Takami
2. Nightmare Town by Dashiell Hammett
3. The Killer Inside Me by Jim Thompson
4. Aion by Carl Jung
5. Le Petit Prince by Antoine de Saint Exupéry

Heroes:

anyone who is actually glad they're alive.
"animals"

My Blog

theres a rat in separate

"can i ask you a question and you promise you won't get mad?"    If you ever have to ask that the answer is no but I ask anyway."if this is what i think it is we should walk over here s...
Posted by Danny on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:49:00 PST

my turtle is acting weird

I am watching my turtle and he doesn't seem to be eating. I feed him and the food is gone when i check on him later but i haven't seen him eat any for like a month. I wonder if the fish eat it all. I ...
Posted by Danny on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:47:00 PST

why dont you fucking blog about it?

if i had anything to offer it would be on sale by now.fuck it.it's free.anybody?well, not just anybody.that's the problem.
Posted by Danny on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:08:00 PST

sugar never tasted so good

the white stripes came to my house tonight.they took some candy and left. they seem much older on television.i think it is pretty cool that some parents made their kids white stripes costumes(from the...
Posted by Danny on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:41:00 PST

step right up

I have to take a test(the MFATS) to graduate. One of my jerk-who-graduated-a-semester-before-i-did-even-though-we-ha d-Advanced-Calculus-together grad student friends said "It was fun. It's like if you...
Posted by Danny on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:29:00 PST

so keep at it

if you slam against the bars infinitely many times you are guaranteed to get through them.quantum mechanically.this evening's experiment in science: a rapidly displayed sequence of still images accomp...
Posted by Danny on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 01:39:00 PST

battle action!

in the coming apocalyptic endtimes i will be forced to outfit everyone with gauss rifles.i'm okay with that.i had a dream that i was driving to africa and i remembered you can't do that and i woke up....
Posted by Danny on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:20:00 PST

Summation by Parts

i am going back to the missouri in two weeks. do i still go to school? should i be proud i'm graduating...pride is dangerous and my piece of paper means less and less the more i think about it.i wrote...
Posted by Danny on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:05:00 PST

it was my party and i cried 'cause i had to

well i just finished cleaning up after everything. pretty much. thanks to everyone who made it really easy to clean this year.i hope everyone had fun and i didn't inadvertantly lose any friends. that ...
Posted by Danny on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:04:00 PST

final final

though this may come back to bite me in the ass(in E&M it's so hard to tell if you fuck up) i feel confident in saying:danny: 2 physics: 0danny: 3 math: 0=> danny: 5 finals: 09 more credit hours t...
Posted by Danny on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:49:00 PST