Enturbulant Enthetan 1st Class Will-san

About Me

One of His own Chosen Sons, put on this Earth to Do Work, Get Fucked, and Get Money even though We stay Hood Rich. All things to all of you fucking mouth-breathing chimps.The drugs I take are what make me me. I smoke too much, drink too much, talk to myself and talk too much. When I get pissed at you I don't say a fucking thing.Here's the sign I see every morning :

Any questions?Recently I've been compared to (a) Tom Petty, (b) Nick Cave, (c) Trevor Moore, and (d) your mom's asshole because (a) I'm a scrubby white boy, (b) I'm probably going to scold you, (c) it's funny when I drink, and because of (d) how hard I fuck myself, nightly.Go in peace, and get fucked.

My Interests

shoelaces, scratching posts, chives and other small houseplants, floors, sleeping, eating, belly rubs, scratching will's chair, pooping and watching beth scoop my litter, those bald bodied fuckers who feed me, things on the other side of the window.

I'd like to meet:

Will you be my big plaything, my total big disorientator?

Will you be my big plaything? My ninja power, my number cruncher?

Music:

Movies:

usual suspects, memento, anything bright and shiny flashing on the screen preferably involving birds.

Books:

i like to sit on them.

Heroes:

Yul Brynner, Mr. Wu, my mom.

My Blog

Fireside Radio Theater

[Charlie Ableton, 12-yrs.] : The other day Paw got hisself a new water-cooker, to replace the one he says broke. Takes white gas, just like the one they've got in the Sears and Roebuck...
Posted by Enturbulant Enthetan 1st Class Will-san on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:45:00 PST

I think I shit myself

As so infrequently happens I had a dream last night. I even remembered a bunch of it, broken into three pieces with no clear segues : I'm sitting at the bar watching this girl I like to look at ...
Posted by Enturbulant Enthetan 1st Class Will-san on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:04:00 PST

Februus and februum

A grove below the Esquiline Hill, untouched For many years, was sacred to great Juno.When they had gathered there, husbands and wives Bowed their knees, alike, in supplication,And suddenly the tree to...
Posted by Enturbulant Enthetan 1st Class Will-san on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:00:00 PST

Swans

Sing, Muse,that ash might rain and whet parted lips,that the tender sun might bless the blasted fieldsand we might dine on dust and stones.Fly, Vanity,tracing arcs of sharp syllables spit in primitive...
Posted by Enturbulant Enthetan 1st Class Will-san on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:35:00 PST

The next summer blockbuster

A quick treatment for a romantic comedy :Our opening scene follows the Hero through a busy party. He's alternately dealing with his girlfriend, his friends, and random drunken assholes but obvio...
Posted by Enturbulant Enthetan 1st Class Will-san on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:20:00 PST

Professor Branigans lecture on neuro-genetic survivalism

While we're on politics, here's something from just over four years ago. The bit about dogs is still true at least.The professor shuffled up to his desk, coattails flapping across the floor behi...
Posted by Enturbulant Enthetan 1st Class Will-san on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:44:00 PST

They say letters are an art form -- let em choke on this

Dear Friend-o,Things have been decent. The arraignment was a breeze -- if the prosecutor had gotten the file from the hardworking professionals of the HPD before last night I would already have ...
Posted by Enturbulant Enthetan 1st Class Will-san on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:52:00 PST

Some things

Take this quote : [U]nity of action in the midst of the struggle is absolutely essential. In the heat of battle, when the proletarian army is straining every nerve, no criticism whatever can be permi...
Posted by Enturbulant Enthetan 1st Class Will-san on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:06:00 PST

This is important

Alright, one of us needs to look into this shit.Pesto-style : walnut/maple going on. Can't quite figure the appropriate leafy shit is. Maple syrup in place of the olive oil, you see? ...
Posted by Enturbulant Enthetan 1st Class Will-san on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:40:00 PST

recess

That spring-willow dress drips from her legs in strange ice-covered waves,from strong thighsmarked by calves dimpled and frantic.This silhouette caught in blues and grey,reminder of mind's veiled lacu...
Posted by Enturbulant Enthetan 1st Class Will-san on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:55:00 PST