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Milford cubicle

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am a gentalman of leisure, who's hobbies include collecting soap stone carvings of garfield, juggling live infants and kittens, and eating whatever animal is highest on the endagered list. I allso love to play 3d chess with my teeth.

My Interests

music movies and books , but oddly not the people associated with said activities. most movie geeks/ music snobs/ heavy readers make me want to stuff their hands in a blender all goonies style.oh ya and booze.

I'd like to meet:

bipedal mammals mostly, as my conversations with dogs, spiders , and bottle nosed dolphins tend to go no where.

Music:

I could sit here trying to name drop as many obscure bands as possible, trying my hardest to seem cooler than you for knowing about some asshole's failed garage band, but whats the fucking point. It goes like this, I listen to any thing gets me going and reminds me I'm alive , or makes me want to eat a bullet ( alternating ). lately, I have been listening to a lot of music ending in the word "billy" and any thing that makes me feel like I have a pint glass in my hand.

Movies:

I have seen more movies than any human has a right to. its like that william gibson novel with the cult that believe that god talks to them through their tv's, so all they do is watch old movies looking for the rapture. that was my formulative years. so name one and their is a fair chance I have seen at least part of it.its kinda disturbing.

Television:

cartoons and the history channel. the rest of it hurts my head , like that time I got hit with a lead pipe.

Books:

I like history a whole lot, it reminds me that EVERYWHERE is fucked up not just the city you live in. funny thing is with all the reading I do, its hasn't improved my grasp of proper spelling or grammer.

Heroes:

my cats, I wish my daily agenda was 1)eat 2)sleep 3)poop 4)sleep 5)sleep 6)sleep 7) spend 5 hours licking own anus 8) break something.

My Blog

I’m gonna blush.

I have to get something off my chest, I consider myself to be one of the worst friends in the universe. I regularly forget birthdays, I never call or write on a consistent basis, I 'm just bad at the ...
Posted by Milford cubicle on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:48:00 PST

myspace brain rot.

so I am currently transfer my cds to computer, and want to get as many on here as possible. I know my self well enough to know that if I get up and do any other activity other than sit here in front o...
Posted by Milford cubicle on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:38:00 PST

stress

I fucking hate being out of work. when you work all the  time as I used to do, it was a nice fantasy , not working . but in practice  it blows. I 'm broke all the time, I 'm pissy all the ti...
Posted by Milford cubicle on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 03:24:00 PST

awesome story

so would you like to hear a great story ?   I got out of work the other day and I'm just about to get on the highway when I notice a rather large spider next to my head. so I go " dats a fricken ...
Posted by Milford cubicle on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:30:00 PST

crappy crap crap day

they put one of my favorite carbon based lifeforms to sleep today.   my sisters cat einstien was the coolest most rad animal ever ( even more badass than sugar gliders, which you can kill b...
Posted by Milford cubicle on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:30:00 PST

my face is cold

so I shaved off my massive chops because I forgot what my face looks like, and now its like -200000 degrees out and my cheeks are fucking freezing. on a side note, my face looks a whole lot ...
Posted by Milford cubicle on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:45:00 PST

Its my birthday bitches.

Yay I managed to not give in to the great void for another year. give me a cookie. I have allready turned 21 so what's the next thing I get to look forward to? discounted coffee at micky dee's, when ...
Posted by Milford cubicle on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 03:10:00 PST

Moveing blows

I don't want to touch another box. I don't want to try to sort through my massive amounts of shit any more ( my favorite box is labled  cds/tapes, photos, lead vest). I don't want to make another...
Posted by Milford cubicle on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:40:00 PST

why is everything so fucking complex

So I went to the registry today to get plates for my car. since this is the first vehicle that I have registered in nh I needed  proof of residency ( ya know because my STATE  ID isn't good ...
Posted by Milford cubicle on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 02:50:00 PST

ghost city.

so I just got off the phone with my buddy gabe. he is currently stuck at his apartment in new orleans. his girlfriend and him stayed at a friends during the hurricane and had to walk back 8 miles thro...
Posted by Milford cubicle on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:21:00 PST