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20:1 I Don't Like You

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About Me

REPLICANT -- A genetically engineered creature composed entirely of organic substance. Animal replicants (animoids) were developed first for use as pets and beasts of burden after most real animals became extinct. Later, humanoid replicants were created for military purposes and for the exploration and colonization of space. The Tyrell Corp. recently introduced the Nexus 6, the supreme replicant -- much stronger and faster than, and virtually indistinguishable from, real human beings. Earth law forbids replicants on the planet, except in the huge industrial complex where they are created. The law does not consider replicants human and therefore accords them no rights or protection.
SKIN JOB -- slang, synonymous with "replicant".
why you shouldn't get to know me...
1. i'm a chronic insomiac.
2. my memory is shit. i won't remember your name after meeting you. in fact, i may forget it after years of friendship. i think this may be attributed to fun fact number 1.
3. i've smoked for 13 years. i quit once for 5 days but started smoking again after i mysteriously lost $150 at barnes and noble. i've never hacked anything up due to smoking. i've convinced myself that my lungs require the tar and chemicals from cigarettes to hold together.
4. i hate talking on the phone.
5. i can't do the 6 times table in my head. except for 6 x 4 = 24. don't know why, just can't do it.

My Interests

taking pictures of out-dated electronics, snuggling kittens, mocking, smoking, using foul language, comfortable silence, de-puzzling puzzles, camping, spontaneous humping, sam rockwell, staring at fire, staring at an eclipse while screaming at it, cinematography, filmmaking techniques, mythology, information, contradiction, alternative methods of printing, working with chemicals, progression, constuction, deconstruction, modification, editing, cooking, gaming, sarcasm, cynicism, vincent price, using power tools, being interested in things...

I'd like to meet:

you already know. we've been watching you for quite some time now. you fit the profile.

and this chick:

Music:

the sound of metal hitting metal.

Movies:

american psycho, 8 1/2, nightbreed, happiness, way of the gun, confessions of a dangerous mind, the exorcist, fifth element, faust, the brothers quay, swankmajer shorts, titus, four rooms, amityville horror, heathers, jesus christ vampire hunter, jacob's ladder, blade runner, clockwork orange, fear and loathing, permanent midnight, donnie darko, dead alive, evil dead series, tetsuo: the iron man, boondock saints, tales from the crypt, event horizon, no such thing, dark city, blue velvet, blue in the face, rosemary's baby, the changeling, full metal jacket, nightmare before x-mas, naked lunch, tron...

Television:

infomercials.

Books:

manuals.

Heroes:

cats.

My Blog

.vs.

we've exhausted 6 degrees of james spader.  sooo... who would win in a fight... post who, why and title of the fight..  i'll start with:Battle of the Surreal Directors who Forgot Their Medic...
Posted by 20:1 I Don't Like You on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

is the giraffe playing?

exclusive photos of Prince Azure, Miss Peach, Lady Lavender and Lord Grey investigating the happenings at Tudor Mansion Apartments. Sources close to the investigation report they may have been listen...
Posted by 20:1 I Don't Like You on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 08:53:00 PST

prince azure dance-fighting with michael jackson ::CLICK HERE!!::

anyway, what's the fucking deal with the chain bulletins?  i'm not going to find $20 on the ground today.  i checked.  all the time.  if i don't repost within 20 seconds the person...
Posted by 20:1 I Don't Like You on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 12:20:00 PST

six degrees of james spader...

start with: brad dourif
Posted by 20:1 I Don't Like You on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wait a minute...

i've been tricked! those "cool new people" don't seem very cool. i don't think they're new people either, they seem to be in their early 20s. lies. all lies. i'm beginning to doubt they're even p...
Posted by 20:1 I Don't Like You on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST