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Jonathan

I gotta disagree with your police work there, Lou.

About Me

Maybe you clicked on this profile because you know me, maybe you clicked on it because you are someone I went to school with, maybe you clicked on this profile by accident, maybe you are stalking me because you have really good taste. Whatever it is, I want to give you a hug. Yes, you.Come here. Give me a hug. Let's make this work. No awkwardness here. Let's go, give it up. Give me the hug. Thanks.

My Interests

I like to eat at expensive restaurants that only serve dishes that are made out of diamonds. It's too crunchy, and it tastes horrible, and it might cause internal bleeding, but I am a fancy person and I refuse to compromise.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. But I find it easier to talk to strangers if there are cookies involved.

Movies:

Obviously all the movies I have written are the best.But I want you to know that I am trendy and interesting.Just assume I listed a bunch of 90s indie flicks, 70s psychosexual thrillers, 60s counterculture stuff, 50s film noir, a bunch of foreign horror you haven't heard of, and one carefully chosen 80s mainstream studio movie. Thank you.

Television:

Please! I don't even own a television. I am too self important for a television!I am too busy hiking or whatever it is that smart people do instead of watching TV. But if I did watch TV, which I don't because I am vibrant and snobby, I would watch Sopranos, Deadwood, the Wire, Arrested Development, Entourage, the Shield, Lost, and Nip/Tuck.

Books:

If you only knew what I read on a daily basis. The sheer volume of it. Thick tomes of reading material full of insight and shame. I don't want to intimidate you with how learned and well read I am. If it's myth, if it's philosophy, if it's Russian angst, if it's French criticial thinking, if it's anything that's ever been typed, scripted or penned, I have read it. Also, Harry Potter.

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, X-men, Avengers - it's called giving back to the community!

My Blog

Being classy

Of late, my hair has gotten a bit crunchy.  I tried out a new leave-in body sculpting gel when I visited Burke Williams last week. It made my hair feel more pressed together.  It was fr...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:23:00 PST

Let's talk!

I don't wash my hair everyday.  I take a shower everyday.  But I don't always wash my hair.  This is an important distinction. Sometimes putting too much shampoo in your hair can r...
Posted by Jonathan on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:08:00 PST

more discussion about my hair

Sometimes my hair is unkempt and wild, and I wake up with a hat head, even though I am not wearing a hat.  Sometimes my hair turns reddish when I have been in the sun too long.  Sometim...
Posted by Jonathan on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:09:00 PST

my hair

Let's talk about my hair  This is my 18,188th blog entry, and it's been a long road to get here.  Over the last several years, I have devoted my entire life to blogging.  What...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 04:54:00 PST