horror movies, hard rock and sfx make up. covering myself in fake blood and prancing around like a tit. oh, and giuseppe andrews.empty, meaningless sex with skinny, bitter losers. also, filling out questionaires with childish, sexually oriented answers for no reason. any western union branch is a good place to do this. I'm also rather fond of going to Coney Island and recreating the scene at the end of that movie, The Warriors, when 'Swan' and the slutty (but oh so hot!) girl walk triumphantly into the sunset to the heartfelt strains of joe walsh's In The City. Then we'll go on the cyclone! Yay!!!
I'd like to meet:
Misty Mundae, R.Kelly, President Camacho and that man with the dastardly wicked moustache from those 1800LAWYERS commercials.
Music:
music that makes you want to take all your clothes off and fuck in the streets.
Nomeansno, Ramones,MC5, Buzzcocks, Xray Spex, AC/DC, Killing Joke, Gang of Four, Pil, New York Dolls, Magazine, Iron Maiden, Deadboys, Tindersticks, Flipper, Clutch, Dwarves, Nashville Pussy, Supersuckers, Nick Cave, Julian Cope, Vaselines,Television, The Cars, MOTORHEAD!!! Devo, Sparks, Pantera, Slayer, Dag Nasty, Wire, Slits, The Damned, Daniel Johnson, Captured By Robots, Half Japanese, vintage 'Madchester', KISS, Pretty Things,Bowie, Electric Frankenstein, Ace Frehley's solo album, The Sonics, Flamin' Groovies, assorted bubble gum pop, Spector, Minutemen, The Fall, Sweet, The Dickies, Fu Manchu, Rob Halford's performance on the stand in court. Zeppelin. The Who. The Darkness. Monster Magnet, Harpoon, 80's electronica, Throbbing Gristle, The Priscillas, Scott Walker, Circle Jerks, Descendants, Wesley Willis. Hellacopters. The Stranglers. Bauhaus.
Movies:
horror mostly. carnival of souls. beyond the valley of the dolls. the wicker man. the devils. battle royale. the happiness of the katakuris. enter the dragon and all bruce lee. withnail and i. george romero's living dead trilogy.the story of ricky. dario argento. blue velvet. the warriors. phantom of the paradise. fright night. texas chainsaw massacre 1&2. the brain that wouldn't die. city of god. shogun assasin. last house on the left. evil dead trilogy. the thrill killers. wild guitar. bring it on. detroit rock city. ichi the killer. cannibal holocaust. vixen.the cement garden. fast times at ridgemont high. midnight express(the scene where his girlfriend visits him years later still makes me misty). el topo. sante sangre (yet i always hated holy mountain). school of rock. dog soldiers. the killing of sister george. black sunday. the long hair of death. hardware. psychomania. the beast in the cellar. the honeymoon killers. heavy metal parking lot. 24 hour party people. sexy beast. gore gore girls. lair of the white worm. cabin fever. blue sunshine. Q the winged serpent. any early sherilyn fenn movies. bubba ho tep. straight on till morning. i bought a vampire motorcycle. the brood. black sabbath.sisters. the bad seed. dressed to kill. all really good old b&w horror of any budget.
Television:
BUFFY!!! x-files. monkey. i'm alan partridge. law and order svu. the l word. in bed with chris needham. look around you. comic strip presents. south park. little britain. aqua teen hunger force. moral orel.
Books:
dunno. do they have pictures in them?
Heroes:
Bruce Lee. Bruce Campbell. Giuseppe Andrews. Takashi Miike. Angus Young. Bon Scott. Tom Savini. Dick Smith. RickBaker. Bob Keen. Frank Miller. Kinji Fukasaku. Robert Johnson. Bonnie Raitt.Trent Haaga. Ruyter Suys. Beryl Reid. She-Hulk. Susan Hwang. Frank Henenlotter. George Romero.Leonard Kastle. Herk Harvey (sigh...noone will ever make a movie as good as carnival of souls or the honeymoon killers!).Steve Coogan. Matt Lucas. David Walliams and of course, Ricky Gervais. Ajax. The Lizzies, The Baseball Furies and The super hardcore Gramercy Riffs.
