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Mike

My journey to the end of the night...

About Me

Respected man of letters who proudly uses "irony" in its proper context, founder and host of the notorious Hollywood think-tank The Avalon Table, originator of the theory of zero-sum/non-sum tension, leading pioneer in the research of stress levels brought on by anomalies and Fortean phenomena, co-creator of the philosophic and aesthetic movement known as Cinema Brutalia, and I can do really cool things with my tongue.Layout made by IVIike at CreateBlog.com .

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My Interests

putting words on the page, movies, comic books, DJing, drawing, insomnia, anime, design & details, playing piano, marathon poker nights, reading The New Yorker and Newtype, cooking, fine dining and exploring restaurants, tennis, deep thoughts over boba, late night donut runs, reading the first 5 pages to every book in the fiction section of Barnes & Noble (Westwood location), giving standing ovations to those ushers who introduce the movies at Arclight, hiking, watching other people smoke hookah, searching for poetry in gutters, cross country driving (and stopping at every DQ), traveling to Africa, explosives, The Drake Equation, surrealism, colliding particles, escape artistry, Dadaism hidden in fluxus...

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can see through my pretentious profile.

Music:

Belle & Sebastian, Pulp, Radiohead, Velvet Underground, Freezepop, Postal Service, Irvin Berlin, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Beck, Pink Floyd, The Dears, Arcade Fire, Cornelius, Roger Waters solo stuff, Jay-Z, Jacques Dutronc, The Zombies, DJ Icey, Mr. Bungle, The Animals, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, The Shins, Supertramp, Takako Minekawa, Dr. Dre, Traffic, Nick Cave, Leftfield, Jill Scott, Diana Krall, Interpol, The Avett Brothers, The National, Cold War Kids

Movies:

The Leopard, Citizen Kane, Clockwork Orange, 8 1/2, Shoot The Piano Player, Tokyo Story, Horse Feathers, Fallen Angels, Boogie Nights, Pulp Fiction, Alphaville, Stardust Memories, The Marriage of Maria Braun, Forbidden Games, Say Anything, Serenity, City Lights, La Strada, Carnal Knowledge, The Exterminating Angel, Don't Make Waves, Who's That Knocking At My Door, Opening Night, Brazil, Once Upon A Time In The West, Rushmore, Ichi The Killer, Old Boy, Rio Bravo, Ghost World, My Architect, All That Jazz, Apocalypse Now, Kill Bill, Magnolia, The Magnificent Ambersons, Pickup On South Street, The Big Sleep, Henry Fool, Naked Lunch, Drunken Master 2, Appleseed, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Annie Hall, Klute, Loves of a Blonde, Shadows, The Last Picture Show, Underground, Pedicab Driver, Sympathy For Mr. Vengence, The Naked Kiss, The Constant Gardener, Mean Streets, High Noon, Gentleman Prefer Blondes, The Asphalt Jungle, City Of God, Breathless, Jules & Jim, Hustle & Flow, Battleship Potemkin, Sullivan's Travels, Blue Velvet, Persona, Bullet In The Head, Being John Malkovich, Hobson's Choice, King Of The Marvin Gardens, An American In Paris, Medium Cool, Blowup, Peeping Tom, Capote, Le Boucher, Day For Night, My Life To Live, Heathers, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Eraserhead, Nazarin, 2001, Audition, La Ronde, Cries and Whispers, A Zed and Two Noughts, Le Cercle Rouge, F For Fake, Syriana, Ali: Fear Eats The Soul

Television:

24, Entourage, 30 Rock, The Shield, Veronica Mars, Studio 60, Lost, The Daily Show, Survivor, American Idol, The West Wing, Charlie Rose, Made, Real World Vs. Road Rules Challenge, David Letterman, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop, Buffy, Twin Peaks, Conan O'Brien, Alias, Curb Your Enthusiasim

Books:

Wind-Up Bird Chronicles, Tokyo Suckerpunch, A Farewell To Arms, Humboldt's Gift, The Remains Of The Day, Anna Karenina, Ghostwritten, Gravity's Rainbow, Infinite Jest, Kafka On The Shore, Roger's Version, Tough Guys Don't Dance, London Fields, Barchester Towers, Less Than Zero, White Noise, Sphere, Tender Is The Night, A Death In The Cathedral, Devil In The White City, The Professor and The Madman, Snow

Heroes:

First and foremost my parents...Then follows Saul Bellow, Norman Mailer, Tom Stoppard, Max Ernst, Groucho Marx, Bernard Shaw, Aaron Sorkin, Nikola Tesla, Alan Moore, David Letterman, Charles Bukowski, Huraki Murakami, Margaret Atwood, George Plimpton, Richard Dawkins, Rene Margritte, Dave Sim, Sasha, David Mamet, Marlon Brando, Tina Brown, Louis Aragon, Mike Patton, Anton Chekov, Malcolm Gladwell, Orson Welles, S.J. Perelman, Edward R. Murrow, Joss Whedon, Gustav Mahler, Lisa Randall, Jean Luc Godard, Roger Waters, Edie Sedgwick, Harlan Ellison, Andre Breton, Jackie Chan, Claudia Cardinale, Ricky Gervais, Peter Greenaway, Adam Gopnik, Pauline Kael, Oscar Wilde, Charlie Kaufman

My Blog

Free cookie in exchange for words of wisdom

The other day, during our lunch break, Omar and I were walking down Hollywood Blvd., heading towards a favorite hot dog place a few blocks from the office.  On the way, we walked by an attractive...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:36:00 PST

...she too will know the end of her story.

The "encounter" happened last week.I was at the Virgin Megastore on Sunset Blvd.  The time was 10:20pm.  It was a Tuesday night, business was slow.  I was browsing through the bookstore...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:13:00 PST

The Unspoken Truth...

Over lunch several years ago, an Oscar-winning screenwriter said to me in a hushed tone, "Screenwriters steal from novelists all the time. It's the unspoken truth." I leaned into him, huddling closer ...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:40:00 PST

Baby Light My Fire

Some actress died in the Malibu fire last night.  She wasn't famous or anything.  She was a "nobody", which is another word for "amatuer".  So does her death count?  Or more import...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:04:00 PST

I shouldn't be eating at a time like this

Mack Sennett used to film his popular Keystone Cops two-reelers at Larchmont in Hancock Park, the mansion-filled neighborhood still popular with film crews today.  A few weeks ago, my friend Cass...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 03:50:00 PST

The Avalon Table

What is The Avalon Table?
Posted by Mike on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:26:00 PST

Why I Have The Best Agent In Town

So my agent set me up to meet with a producer about a project.  I have that meeting.The day after, my agent calls me and says in a very hushed tone, "Hey man, just wanted to check in and see how ...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST

They Can't Hear Your Pitch If They're Not Awake

I had a meeting at CAA today. I'm hustling a few projects that I'm writing and producing that have stars attached to them, but still needs a director. So I was to pitch these projects to the CAA agen...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:42:00 PST

More Than Meets The Eye

Michael Bay almost died for his art.  Really, Im not kidding.But before we get to that, lets start with the script.  Because it always ALWAYS start with the script...SANTA MONICA, CA - BAY...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:06:00 PST

A Superior Moral & Aesthetic Plateau

People are always asking me how can I write in Los Angeles.  They talk of the city in a doomsday vocabulary describing the west coast metropolis as some decadent wasteland that sucks the creativi...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 11:09:00 PST