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About Me

My name is Rosa and I run my own Beauty Salon in Darlinghurst, where I specialise in bikini waxing, colouration, and of course, the Back Sack Crack and Shaft Wax. I have a dream that one day I will open my own Beauty Salon in the Hollywood Hills. Because honeys believe me, Hollywood is hungry for Rosa's Waxing Revolution. Let me tell you a secret. The key to an earth shattering love life is a good bikini wax. You come to see me, I change your life forever. I have many high profile clients, I cant tell you who they are but I can say that David Beckham, Angelina Jolie and Bert Newton can attribute their happy romances to my handiwork.

My Interests

Honeys I work too hard to have too many interests. My interests are your interests. I am a slave to my clientelle and their physical needs.

I'd like to meet:

Julia Roberts. She is in dire need of my help. Also I'd like to see my dead grandmother again, not just in shadow form when she pops in to my psychic vision. She once gave me some sound advice, before the wolf took her tongue. She said 'never sleep with the door open, or with a chop in your mouth.' I'd like to ask her what she meant by that.

Music:

DJ Minh MD, Snoop Dog, MC Hammer and of course the Russian Folk of Funky Times Disco Season 1978 Albulm. Of course I love the music we used to dance to at Studio 54, the first salon I worked at when I moved to Chatswood.

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