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Bret

I have lots of friends who have babies. I don't have any babies, but I know lots of friends' babies

About Me

Eric and I swing dance with middle aged and elderly ladies on Saturday nights.
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My Interests

writing, comedy, poetry, Marvel Comics, telling stupid jokes, sleepovers and ghost stories, snazzy neck ties, Pokemon, Zelda and numerous other video games, piano, walking backwards around the zoo, putting my arm around someone i really care about, dumping my food on other people's plates and then reciting poetry to them, philosophizing, hugs, daydreaming, and loving YOU!

Music:

Luke Walker, Billy Joel, Elton John, Weird Al, James Taylor, Barenaked Ladies, Dave Matthews Band, Counting Crows, Feist, John Mayer, Eric Clapton, Billy Preston, Elvis Costello, Blues Traveler, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, Chicago, Beach Boys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, all the blues greats, Don McClean

Movies:

A Goofy Movie, All the President's Men, Numb, And Justice For All, Lars and the Real Girl, Reign Over Me, Weather Man, When Harry Met Sally, Never Been Kissed, Loser, A Blast From the Past, Elf, Mr. Deeds/Mr. Deeds Goes To Town, High Fidelity, Godfather, Blues Brothers, Wet Hot American Summer, The Baxter, Stranger Than Fiction, Ghost Busters and pretty much every Billy Murray movie, The Departed, No Country for Old Men, Encino Man, Office Space, Critical Care, and everything by Michael Showalter, Christopher Guest, Wes Anderson and John Hughes

Television:

Daily Show, Colbert Report, Numb3rs, What About Brian, Food Network, Law and Order, Seinfeld, Conan, Leno, Letterman

Books:

Marvel Comics (especially The Amazing Spider-Girl, Wolverine: First Class, Uncanny X-Men, and X-Factor), When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops?, Everything and a Kite, Nothing's Sacred, Fire and Rain, The Power of Now, The Book, Scar Tissue, State of Denial, I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This, Get Fuzzy collections, the writings of Jack Handey, Richard Brautigan, A.R. Ammons, etc.

Heroes:

The Amazing Spider-Girl

My Blog

My God

Okay. I was just thinking about the show Freaks and Geeks about an hour ago and I thought I'd check surfthechannel to see if they had any episodes available there. I watched episode 16: Smooching and ...
Posted by Bret on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:50:00 PST

EYES... a film by Breton and Achilles

The following film takes on matters of the heart, tackles corporate America, and exposes the so-called "human condition" for what it really is. It's set in the year 2043. It's Jimothy Foreman's birthd...
Posted by Bret on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:05:00 PST

Talk of the Town with Breton

Hi, I'm your host, Breton. Tonight we'll be discussing local and world issues that inject bitter feelings in the tip of our tongues and cause us to rip our pants and fall down flights of stairs.Issue ...
Posted by Bret on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:27:00 PST

Intermission

I'm gonna take a break from my top 10 lists and I'm gonna change the subject on ya. "But Bret, when will you be back with more top 10s?", I can hear some of you saying. Well, don't worry your pretty l...
Posted by Bret on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:20:00 PST

Miscellany

Do you fall asleep every time you glance over at the profile updates?"So and so added this. Such and such added that"....zzzzzzzzzzzzzI think for those profile updates they should use the grammar of a...
Posted by Bret on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:08:00 PST

Political humor

I know you've been waiting for it... It's time for Bret's Chuckle Hut of Laughing Fits: 2008 Presidential edition. So let's get right to it.How about this Rudy Giuliani fellow? If he's elected preside...
Posted by Bret on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:36:00 PST

Mustache feeling

I'm stumbling all over the place, tripping over things. I am dizzy and flushed and rather inclined to vomit. I feel like crying. I want to run and hide somewhere. Anywhere. What is wrong with me? I kn...
Posted by Bret on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:05:00 PST

Festival

If there's one goal in life that I feel I must fully conquer, it is to play in a band that causes hippies to dance at an outdoors festival. It is my great white whale. There's just nothing quite ...
Posted by Bret on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:25:00 PST

Ruminations on a bike ride

As I peddled my way through a long and winding subdivision and circled culdesacs, I listened Blues Traveler's "Four". I lost myself in the lovely sentimentality of "The Mountains Win Again", in which ...
Posted by Bret on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:31:00 PST

MC HC

Why all the hatred towards Hillary? I know there are a lot of anti-Clintonites out there, but what did Hillary do to upset the public so much? Was it her conviction to look out for the sick and needy ...
Posted by Bret on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:33:00 PST