cari-dawn [tin foil swan] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm gonna try out this sissy thing for a while. Don't you just LOVE that pathetic robot baby??? so cold and hard and cold.
Contradictions walking
Alongside superstitions
Raging passion resides
Inside and -
Dictates each emotion
Actions are set forth only
When inspired by
N'tuition
(catalysts of random beauty assimilate into chaos
metaphoric visions of paradise give vitality to benign existence
euphemisms trickle out like random purple liquid thought transitions)
i just got out of negotiations regarding the sale of my soul. Satan's got me on speed dial these days. i'm even in his top friends. but since i took the Mark, we dont talk like we used to. things have changed. i think i was mudding through a rice field when i realized how badly i lowballed myself. i called up my Lawyer and He ran around busting shit up. i got out of the deal with nothing but some minor blood loss and a tear in my fabric of reality. Needless to say, i won't be making that mistake again.
some people have the idea that my path is taking me in some bogus direction, that im a rebel, a reiziger, but like that scalawag Columbus, i have the vision to see how the road really winds beyond the horizon. it's a lonely, but beautiful vantage point.
i'm an artsy fartsy business school bad ass joke telling mysterious ninja gangsta ball of apple flavored fire. i've got a lot on my plate. i feel like i have to get everything just right on the path to...
"Drop the idea of becoming someone, because you are already a masterpiece. You cannot be improved. You have only to come to it. to know it. to realize it." --Osho
... yeah, i mean... i know what im doing for the most part. except i can't very well explain how the most beautiful woman i know is the exgirlfriend of the most outrageous crush i've ever had.

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My Interests

Hearts, Stars, Rainbows, Clovers and Blue Moons...
Planting Lilacs and Buttercups, Second Floor Living, World Travel, Rocking Out, Go-Cart Racing, Snorkeling, Cooking/Eating/Drinking, Roller Derby,World Music, Painting, Architecture, Letter Writing, Metaphysics, Extreme Sports, Philantrophy, Motorcycles, Apple Computers, Photography, Golf, Piano, Tennis, Unification, Foreign Language, Snow

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet others with good vantage points who are willing to share what they see.

and Shrek.

and anyone unconventional enough to rescue me from the invisible trappings of selfish aspirations and eating alone.

also

i loved them before i ever knew how.

i'd like to meet my real parents. it's been rumored that my father is a Japanese Scientist/Businessman/SecretAgent and my mother is the moon.

Oh, i also want A

i'd like to meet Eve. she was the luckiest woman who ever evered. (Even though now she's attributed with being the downfall of mankind) she knew what she was made for. that bitch.

Music:

there are not enough hours in the day for me to listen to the music that i need to hear. i constantly download it. (both ill and eaglely)

Movies:

Martial Arts movies... and.... MUSICALS! yeah duh, Moonwalker is top O the list.

Books:

i spend most of my time reading. i love old books. i read for school, for education, for enlightenment, for pleasure, for comfort, and for the hope that i may one day quench my thirst for knowledge. (though, my battle with epic poetry is one i don't quite think i can win) i write too. there might be some books in the makings, but im only telling stories of things that havent quite happened to me yet.

Heroes:

Flat Tires, Bad Liars, Commitment Seekers, Secret Keepers, Tree Huggers, Undercover Brothers, Ballet Dancers, Lottery Chancers, Home Makers, Dream Breakers, Car Crashers, Ego Bashers... You are everything i could never be.

My Blog

The Dirtiest Clean i Know. 14.4.7

this morning i had a powerful cleansing experience.something along the lines of crying a river, bottling up the tears, and douching with them.yeah. you dont have to tell me. i know.and im sincerely so...
Posted by cari-dawn on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

Apocryphal Raconteuse 28.3.7

yes my lovelies,it's time for a reach out.ive missed you all dearly,and some of you, queerly.aside from the gorgeous women i make heavy physical contact with on a regular basis...ive been pretty out o...
Posted by cari-dawn on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:01:00 PST

Back and Forth and Back 18.2.7

and I'm black.not that any of you knew i was gone.or that i was blue.but i am... or i was... that is of course until you slit me open.red. now. red. then. red. red. red.red snapperotis reddingsan fran...
Posted by cari-dawn on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:51:00 PST

86,138 8.2.7

that's how many times people have seen me shake my ass, bitch.in the last year alone.i should be doing something productive with this fame.but instead, im playin with carebears and christian rocker dr...
Posted by cari-dawn on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:48:00 PST

Bullitens 3.2.07

are messages sent to all of your friends at the same time.who knew?I'm going to start this message off with a PLEASE SUPPORT WHOLE WHEAT BREAD AND VOTE FOR THEM FOR PUNK RADIO CAST TOP 40 COUNTDOWN. v...
Posted by cari-dawn on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:44:00 PST

Immitation Crabmeat 1.2.07

If tuna is Chicken of the sea...then immitation crab meat is the Hotdog of the sea.but unlike hotdogs in which manufacturers allow a "2% other" in the ingredients list, immitation crabmeat is sooooooo...
Posted by cari-dawn on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:41:00 PST

Figger me Timbers 21.1.7

Congrats to everyone who is smart.my birthday is thursday. i know, i didnt warn you. who cares?i didnt, until i saw EXACTLY what i wanted for my birthday.now, there were many things i would have liked...
Posted by cari-dawn on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:39:00 PST

The desire to posess 13.1.7

What I would do for a decent 3 hole punchI'm talking about the office appliances used to punch holes in paper or other paper like documents. I only clarify because I have unusually naughty tendencies ...
Posted by cari-dawn on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:57:00 PST

Questions of Science and Progress

Sheep + Goat = Geepwouldnt you love to love one?LOOK OUT!The creation of chimeras forces us to reconsider just what it really means to be human, and the answer to this is not clear cut.pondering it po...
Posted by cari-dawn on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:48:00 PST

The Pursuit of Stranger Standards

So I was giving a bragging friend of mine a little tug down to earth, that tug went a lot like "Oooh look at me I'm so cool wee ooh wee ooh look what I can do." Chuckles and cheesecake right? Just a l...
Posted by cari-dawn on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 04:19:00 PST