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Harley

I'm in love with a psychopathic clown

About Me


Easy, fun, laughs alot, a real smartass, I'm crazy about...well I'm just crazy! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haThere's comes a time when a gal wants more from life, and now all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin' sweetheart. Just as soon as he gets or I brake him out of the nut-hut we goin' get married. Oh he loves so much, oh he's just so perfect.A lot of people ask me, "Harley how does it feel to be so dependent on a man, that you'd give up everthing for him, gaining nothing in return?" Well let me tell ya, it feels like... oh my Puddin' is just so charming, I know he loves me. He does love me, even though he never says so, I know he does. But it doesn't matter what anyone thinks, cause I love Mistar J and he loves me, end of story.I don't know what is up with all these CHAIN LETTERS but just wanted to let everyone know that I hate them and I will be force into either killing you or delete you as a friend if you send me a stupid chain letter!

My Interests

Most of the time I end up going to work, than to sleep, sometimes I eat, oh than I repeat. But other times I'm mostly in jail or some nut house. I am sexualy attached to clowns, even through they scare me a little. Sometimes I scare myself even. I like things that are worth a lot of money, but money isn't everytihing.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that likes lil' old me. I enjoy the company of psychopaths, clowns, rednecks, guys, girls, dogs, cats, drunks, druggies, losers, assholes, bitches, sluts, the sober, and ya know peoples like that and all.

Henry Rollins Band - Liar



Music:

I love Insane Clown Posse, they are just so cute!

Movies:

Comedies and Tragedies of course and remember kiddies dying is easy comedies are hard

Heroes:

My Puddin' um...I mean Mistar J.

My Blog

awful awful people

Well kiddies, it happened. A ghost, who should just stay dead, came back and took my puddin' away from me. He dumped me in the trash with no problems at all. I believe this ghost is an awful person, s...
Posted by Harley on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:10:00 PST

Go ahead Puddin' Kill me some more

I know it shouldn't mean anything. I know it should not have meant anything. I can't help it, it's the innocent side of me that thinks one day me and my Puddin' will be happy once again. That I could ...
Posted by Harley on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST

South Park: Latest Greatest Kyle Quote

From Episode: 1010 MISS TEACHER BANGS A BOYKyle: "I know your first love seems like your only love, but it's not."
Posted by Harley on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST

Do first loves ever die?

The answer is sadly NO they don't. Even though you push em off a building or shot at them or even run them over in your car...they just keep living on and on and on.What sucks about that first love is...
Posted by Harley on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:28:00 PST

How to treat a girl

1. If you like the girl... ASK HER OUT already 2. when you hug her, put your arms around her waist and hold her close 3. when u walk next to her, get as close as you can to her 4. if shes t...
Posted by Harley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mad Love

Born Harleen Francis Quinzel, Harley grew up in Gotham City. Before she could even blink an eye, she was a student at Gotham City University, where she dreamed to one day be a pop psychologist. She...
Posted by Harley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST