Comedy,smoking, pubs, mates, men, reading, music, London....the usual shite.
A preserved moose, preferably an Alaskan one called Bastard. Who smokes a pipe and wears "comedy" glasses; y'know, with the fake eyes...and possibly Patrick Bateman too, for a giggle.
South East London music scene, Zappa, Bowie, Arcade Fire, Depeche Mode, NIN, Chris T-T, Head Automatica, Frankie Knuckles, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, Patti Smith, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Hole, Chicane, The Boss, Pet Shop Boys, Satori, Dylan, Beethoven, System of a Down, The Pixies, Goldie Looking Chain, U2, Glassjaw, The Used, Roger Sanchez, Aphex Twin, Morrissey, Leonard Cohen, Shakira (so shoot me!)
The Fisher King, Taxi Driver, This is Spinal Tap, Spaceballs, Bringing out the Dead, Donnie Darko, The Seventh Seal, Romy & Michelle's High School Renuion, Rock School, Clerks, The Shining, Old Boy, Roman Holiday, the Wallace & Gromit movies, The Pianist, Hannibal, The Machinist, Requiem for a Dream, A Star Is Born, The Hairdressers Husband, Annie Hall, Leon, Lilo and Stitch, The Man With Two Brains, U-Turn, Leaving Last Vegas, Witches of Eastwick, City of Angels, Airplane, ALL Vietnam movies (even the one with Michael J. Fox in!), The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Deconstructing Harry, Ghostbusters, The Red Shoes, Goodfellas, The Elephant Man, Shallow Hal, Blazing Saddles, Audition, Clueless, I Cant Believe I Did the Whole Team!
EASTENDERS!!!!!!, Peep Show, BBC News, Newsnight, Have I Got News for You. I watch sports in me knickers whilst drinking tins of SKOL.
Schopenhaeur, Faulkner, R.L Gregory, Bukowski, Hemingway, Beckett, Dickens, Joyce, The 2 Amis dudes, John Fante, Gordon Ramsay, Ariel Dorfman,Vonnegut, Will Self, Wilde, Oliver Sacks, Ken Kesey (i met him y'know, he gave me a black piece of cloth - true story!),Stephen Pinker, Melvyn Bragg, Richard Dawkins, Palahniuk, Stephen Fry, Marquez...i'll give most things a go, as long as its not the tragedy that is chick-lit; an insult I tells ya.
My dad, Dorothy Parker, Fidel Castro and Jonas Salk.