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jude/fish

All medicine is just guessing

About Me

Easy-going lazy dwarf person!

My Interests

Comedy,smoking, pubs, mates, men, reading, music, London....the usual shite.

I'd like to meet:

A preserved moose, preferably an Alaskan one called Bastard. Who smokes a pipe and wears "comedy" glasses; y'know, with the fake eyes...and possibly Patrick Bateman too, for a giggle.

Music:

South East London music scene, Zappa, Bowie, Arcade Fire, Depeche Mode, NIN, Chris T-T, Head Automatica, Frankie Knuckles, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, Patti Smith, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Hole, Chicane, The Boss, Pet Shop Boys, Satori, Dylan, Beethoven, System of a Down, The Pixies, Goldie Looking Chain, U2, Glassjaw, The Used, Roger Sanchez, Aphex Twin, Morrissey, Leonard Cohen, Shakira (so shoot me!)

Movies:

The Fisher King, Taxi Driver, This is Spinal Tap, Spaceballs, Bringing out the Dead, Donnie Darko, The Seventh Seal, Romy & Michelle's High School Renuion, Rock School, Clerks, The Shining, Old Boy, Roman Holiday, the Wallace & Gromit movies, The Pianist, Hannibal, The Machinist, Requiem for a Dream, A Star Is Born, The Hairdressers Husband, Annie Hall, Leon, Lilo and Stitch, The Man With Two Brains, U-Turn, Leaving Last Vegas, Witches of Eastwick, City of Angels, Airplane, ALL Vietnam movies (even the one with Michael J. Fox in!), The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Deconstructing Harry, Ghostbusters, The Red Shoes, Goodfellas, The Elephant Man, Shallow Hal, Blazing Saddles, Audition, Clueless, I Cant Believe I Did the Whole Team!

Television:

EASTENDERS!!!!!!, Peep Show, BBC News, Newsnight, Have I Got News for You. I watch sports in me knickers whilst drinking tins of SKOL.

Books:

Schopenhaeur, Faulkner, R.L Gregory, Bukowski, Hemingway, Beckett, Dickens, Joyce, The 2 Amis dudes, John Fante, Gordon Ramsay, Ariel Dorfman,Vonnegut, Will Self, Wilde, Oliver Sacks, Ken Kesey (i met him y'know, he gave me a black piece of cloth - true story!),Stephen Pinker, Melvyn Bragg, Richard Dawkins, Palahniuk, Stephen Fry, Marquez...i'll give most things a go, as long as its not the tragedy that is chick-lit; an insult I tells ya.

Heroes:

My dad, Dorothy Parker, Fidel Castro and Jonas Salk.

My Blog

The Blue Light District

A very nice bunch of people who I sometimes utilise my biro for; www.thebluelightdistrict.com Woo hoo!  
Posted by jude/fish on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:30:00 PST

take 2 chicken mcnuggets and stick them up your ass!

Alcohol makes the heart grow fonder! Anal sex is literally, shit You know how Beckett was a bit of a drinker?  Well, his lost work is entitled "Waiting for Merlot" boom boom phish!...
Posted by jude/fish on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:44:00 PST

Some Marie Curie quotes that we all can relate to...

:"Will we ever have enough clothes?",  :"I love shopping!" :"Wanna have a pizza party?" :"Math class is tough!" "yeah" (said in Roland Rat voice)    ...
Posted by jude/fish on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:43:00 PST

Michelle Bachelet-noice lady, i loikes 'er 'air

CHILE'S 1ST FEMALE PRESIDENT!! SHE'S A SOCIALIST!! AND SHE SEEMS OKAY!! now, she's officially in, it feels great, in that my "other" country has come full circle.  But that's not true, ...
Posted by jude/fish on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:28:00 PST

shite jokes i make up whilst waiting for transportation (the bus stop)

Maxims I vote for apathy Why are gay men so anal? I'm not religious.  God forbid! Awful joke What did the sleepy OAP say when the prostitute was giving him a blow-job?....."I LOVE WHORE-LICKS!!!!...
Posted by jude/fish on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:12:00 PST