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Patrick Bateman

I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

About Me

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My Interests

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman im 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, a balanced diet, and a rigours exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put an ice pack on while doing my stomach crunches I can do a 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pour cleanser lotion, in the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub and on the face an exfoilating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which i leave on for 10 Minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohal because alcohal dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.I like to dissect girls. Did you know i'm utterly insane?

I'd like to meet:

(c) Blondes, redheads, brunettes. Your an ugly fucking bitch, I want to stab you to death, and play around with your blood.

Music:

Phils Collins, Huey Lewis and The News, Robert Palmer.

Movies:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Inside Debbies Ass, Ed Gien Story.

Television:

Jepordy

Books:

I dont like books, only crossword puzzles

Heroes:

Ronald Reagan

My Blog

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Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:30:00 PST

Harry's Bar Tonight @ 8:00pm

We're meeting at Harry's Bar tonight, Mcdermott says he has some really good Cocain tonight, lets just hope it isn't a milligram of sweetener.
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Paul Allen

I just Axed Paul Allen in the face, his blood has splattered all the style sections of the times. His body is now rotting in Hell's Kitchen.
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST