THE FRENCH NUKED MY PEOPLE FOR 30 YEARS, THIRTY GOD DAMN YEARS!!! LE DOUCHE BAGUETTES! DEATH TO Tupac Inca Yupanqui!
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Or Get Myspace Comments. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ALOOOOOHAAAAAA!!! come ON now, EVERYBODY! AAAALOOOOOHAAAAA! That's more like it! My name you ask? The Aniki Tei Ariki Teriyaki Sake Sake Suzuki San, SON and LEGACY of Musashi Miyamoto, direct descendant of 10th don Aikido GRANDmaster Beat (The Meat) Takeshi of CHINATOWN, C-Town boyz 4 L!FE! MaHolla! I live in Samoa in the Grand Central station of U.S.S.R, my house is pink and third down, from the last left turn you made. I practice the arts of Martials. I practice these arts to further my omnipotence.
In my spare time I invent dances in the ghetto dressed as a clown (Japanese:Kuro-un), as you know... clowns have been a big part of my upbringing and are well established throughout my royally-linked lineage (Kitano Takeshi II was THE MOST well established gleeman in the 14th century, HANDS DOWN!!! PERSONAL jester to Queen Fa'atale Sanchez XXXIV of communist New Zealand). My favorite form of entertainment you ask? Ahh... the ignorance of youth... The answer to that is simple my son... Telling myself things that entertain me, I have a brain that entertains me and thinks at the same time. I am a Thinkertainer, a Thoughtretainer as well. I love long walks on broken meth pipes at sand island, playing with my hyena, and the indoors. My dream? Just to be loved by a prominent Muslim leader in a maximum security prison... But alas, twas not to be. I am going to farmer school to attain my Okinawan status, because I can't seem to grow enough hair to pass as a man, though Irish blood runs thick in these, Mein veins. Mahalo. Don't smoke pot, at the very least try to keep it down to a GRAM A WEEK FELLAS.
You Are 98% Evil
You're the Hall and Oates of evil.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
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