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About Me


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Hello my insipid google-zombies, I give you all a warm welcome and a hearty thank you for visiting my little page. I hope you are sitting comfy and are feeling happy and relaxed, please don’t feel shy about pouring yourself another glass of red wine if you want one.
Allow me to introduce myself, as if we were meeting for the very first time, in a church, a library, or maybe in a sleazy nightclub. First impressions are important aren’t they, but from that point, everything is a downward spiral.
My name is Traipsin Dark, I dwell myself in a little castle keep, in a hole under the floor of a banal little city not far from here, it’s cold there, and the people are grim. I’m the type of person you may heavily frown upon when you witness me lick the plate clean after the meal of a posh dinner party. But don’t let such a thing put you off, I mean no harm.
If you could leave me a stream of words to pickle and tickle my sponge, I would be forever grateful. However, if you don’t want to waste your time and attention on me, my heart won’t be broken, I have my hole under the floor, remember?
Malchick
26 years old
where chewing your tail is joy!
Room 101
TRUTH WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



You Are 72% Borderline
Many signs point toward you having a borderline personality.
It's probably a good idea to seek therapy. Or at least read a self help book. Do You Have a Borderline Personality?

You Are Beef
You're big, burly, and maybe even a little stinky. And no one's going to come between you and a good steak.
And you've probably never met a vegetable you like, unless fries and ketchup count. What Kind of Meat Are You?

You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test ..
You Are Disturbingly Profound
You're contemplative, thoughtful, and very intense.
Taking time to figure out the meaning of life is a priority for you.
Because you're so introspective, you often react in ways that surprise people.
No one can really understand how you are on the inside... and that disturbs them. Are You Disturbingly Profound or Profoundly Disturbing?
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My Blog

All Slipping

What would God think about me? I'd break his heart!
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:53:00 GMT

religion is...

Religion is politics for Middle Earth.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:02:00 GMT

Wine Spring

I've just sprung back from the co-op with another bottle of wine. The cute pay-me-girl who beeped me is another one for the list who has noticed I solve any such mental problems by drinking  she is P...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:38:00 GMT

annoying survey for annoying people

1.What colour are your eyes?What a boring first question2. What does your second text say?"Thanks. I will return the favour sometime" 3. How do you think your latest ex feels about you?Very little - I...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:50:00 GMT

words

Talking about music is like wanking about rain. alex james
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:41:00 GMT

~Buckfaster~

Lost another night  that fucking Buckfast is a killer! I once again made a twat of myself&and now I’ve somehow got to get the fire blanket back in it’s holder, wonder why a half ounce wee...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:34:00 GMT

~Job Luvin~

Are new jobs like women?   How you start of loving them, then end up just tolerating them...   I hope bloody not!
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:16:00 GMT

~Eve’s Apple~

I smile when I think how my neighbour told me he feels threatened by the Adam’s Apple of a girl he wanted to shag...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:21:00 GMT

~fooked~

Oh how fucked up I am  yet I doubt it’ll ever be noticed
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:05:00 GMT

jelous survey for jelous people

Do you want to be in a relationship?No way  seriously&we wouldn’t last five minutes, etcWhat’s your profile song and why?Hey Matthew, childhood favourite! Do you have a job?Yeah, a good o...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:55:00 GMT