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The Right-On Reverend Awesome Welles

I'm not supposed to know the words... It's Lionel Ritchie and I'm a man!

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Adored by some, abohrred by others, without apology the Reverend Welles cuts a shady figure in the in the darkest corners of that nightclub called life.

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God so i could kick him in the bollocks for being such a cunt.

As fictional as he may be, Columbo is quite simply a legend.

Nuff said

My Blog

The Mysterious Geographic Explorations of Jasper Morello

part 1part 2and Part 3enjoy!
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:59:00 GMT

Gren

I was in Cardiff, walking past the Millenium Stadium on January 4th and noticed that all the flags outside were half mast.What sporting legend had died, I thought, to be paid tribute to in such a mann...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:41:00 GMT

Banganing Choons

1. Of all the bands & artists in your collection, which one do you have the most of?Pixies2. What was the last song you listened to?Tutu by Dufus3. What's in your CD player right now?A corking mix cd ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:52:00 GMT

My Life - The Sountrack

Your Life: The Soundtrack Opening credits: The Pixies - Alec Eiffel Waking up: Weezer - The Good Life Average day: Docksud - Your Machine To See First date: Pulp - Do You Remember The First Tim...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 20:31:00 GMT

A Sinful life

Sex Fines...Ever had sex at church -- Does up a tree in a cemetary count?Had sex with someone on MySpace -- YesHad sex for money -- NoEver had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- NoHad sex on your parents'...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:15:00 GMT

The Doses Debacle

This is so old news, I'd be surprised if anyone really cares about what follows, but if anyone is intrested read on. I generally keep quiet about such things, regardless of the shit that may be flying...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 18:36:00 GMT

Copying Chuck In A Fit Of Boredom

1) Ever been to a strip club?yes2) Ever been to a bar?Many 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?Oh, yes4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?yes5) Kissed someone of the sa...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:54:00 GMT

Suck My Naughty Pole

   http://www.naughtypoll.com" style="color:3F0844;">NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll!  1. How old are you?27-29 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. H...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:14:00 GMT

What is the meaning of the word "Collective"?

Answers below,please...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 05:07:00 GMT

One From The Archives

Way back when,long before Heroic Doses was a glimmer in the nutsac of time, Jon Gerlis (don't ever let him tell you his last name is actually 'Doses') and I fancied ourselves as comedy writers of sort...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 16:52:00 GMT