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No new words here for a while. Bummer.I have been climbing over things and running away.Some of my ramblings have been bashed about and disguised as music journalism over at The Blue Light District.Oh...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:36:00 PST

We wish you a Nazi Christmas...

Store gives Nazi gingerbread men the boot Store gives Nazi gingerbread men the boot, OBERLIN, Ohio - An Ohio businessman has allowed controversial art to be displayed in his store window before, ...
Posted by Ian on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:09:00 PST

Autonomy boy, you're so naive...

Plums. Three of 'em.   So, Friday night was as much fun as listening to a four-to-the-floor mix-tape made primarily from vocal samples of the last gasps of dying infants. My other half decided ...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:27:00 PST

So& the weekend was a laugh.

Three Hams will surely kill him...   Amy's Mother and nephew were staying over for the weekend. I didn't stay at home. I left them to do 'family' stuff. I had a brief meeting with the infant; J...
Posted by Ian on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:41:00 PST

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam! 2

Good morning ladies and gents. How are we today? Good. I Google image searched "Richard Hammond" and got this! Classic. Hammond's back! Huzzah! His story is being published in daily instalments in th...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:21:00 PST

Assassinate Bush NOW! Anyone?

    Outrage! Never one to be outdone, Madonna has bought/stolen/borrowed [delete as appropriate] a Malawian baby. "If Branjolina can have a brown baby; so can I." The kid is going to have a...
Posted by Ian on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:55:00 PST

Call me Dave

You and whose Army?   I would love to comment on the current 'North Korean Nuclear Testing' saga, make a few jokes and cut a few people up in the process. I won't. I think the facts speak for the...
Posted by Ian on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:25:00 PST

John Peel day

It's today so instead of the typical observations of silence, I suggest you play your Led Zeppelin albums as loud as your stereo will allow. If anyone contests your volume, turn it off. When...
Posted by Ian on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

Lock, Stock and two smoking shotgun wounds

There aint half been a few shootings of late. Is there a sale on? Guns don't kill people?  First, Kimveer Gill; trenchcoat wearing, emo-kid and gun enthusiast goes for a little target practice ...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:36:00 PST

What brought us together is how much we hate you.

So& The weekend was shit. I stupidly allowed someone (who shall remain nameless) to convince me to attend a musical. A Saturday Matinee of all things! I was shown a review in the paper. What a crock o...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:02:00 PST