To All The Girls I've Loved Before |
The results are in. I am STD free! No HIV, No herpes, no syphilis, no gonorrhea, no chlamydia, no hepatitis, no genital warts, nothin'. Still neurotic, though. You may now go about your business.
Posted by Jono on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:33:00 PST |
Cold Desert Nights |
I am returned from Palm Springs. Alex & Kimmy are now married. Or at least they are if Alvaro ever signed the license. So here's what I have to say: I'm all about clever, personal weddings held at...
Posted by Jono on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:45:00 PST |
Shirley |
I received the strangest comment from someone last night. They told me that this page makes me seem like a very serious fellow. They were surprised when I laughed. They didn't think I had a sense of h...
Posted by Jono on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:31:00 PST |
I'm back... |
I'm back and I want to thank the citizens of MySpace for welcoming me so eagerly. I'm even writing a blog entry. See? Here it is. You are reading it right now. I'm going ...
Posted by Jono on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:11:00 PST |
THANK YOU NEW YORK! GOOD NIGHT! |
To all my new model, dj, designer, photographer and celebrity friends (you know who you are), and to everyone else who made this one of the most exciting and productive weeks of my life, thank you tha...
Posted by Jono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Prodigal |
I'm off to NYC tonight for Fashion Week. Fashion shows, models, parties. Life is hard, but who ever said making a movie was easy? I'll be back in a week and drop tantalizing hints regarding my adventu...
Posted by Jono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I'm starting to feel like a cross between... |
...General MacArthur and Bishop Don Magic Juan.
I like the feeling.
So to all my new Filipino friends, thank you for embracing me. As a gesture of international cameraderie, please teach me som...
Posted by Jono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ok, it turns out that... |
...you have to monitor your profile more closely. people say stuff about you and you don't even know. now I feel the pressure to provide the material. crap. why won't you bastids leave me alone?
Posted by Jono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
It has been brought to my attention |
that I haven't made any observations lately.
Posted by Jono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Clarification |
let's get one thing straight, people. I am not a serious person. Anything I say should be taken either ironically or as an attempt to provoke a response. My true feelings lay deep. If you want them, t...
Posted by Jono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
