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About Me

i grew up a homeless street beagle, until the fuzz caught up with me. spent a few months in doggy prison, which was kind of ok. a warm place to sleep and fresh kibble a few times a day. but i knew that was short lived. things like that tend to be pitstops on lifes little highway, right? so fast-forward 2 years: i live in portland now, in a really nice apartment, and i own my own purple hoodie.be glad there is only one of me, suckers! .. width="425" height="350" .. sometimes, im REALLY GROSS

My Interests

pooping, biscuits, beef jerky, conan obrien, back yards, pitbulls, farting, purple blankets and hoodies, long car rides, sticking my head out car windows, david bowie, body modification, homeopathic remedies, the kennebunk crew at sea road, vintage motorcycles, bukowski, national public radio, peeing on stuff, eating trash, photography, wood working, hunting for silverfish, and peeing on stuff.

I'd like to meet:

like minded individuals; human and canine alike.

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Music:

david bowie, dolly parton, curtis mayfield, rick james, the commodores, early black sabbath and judas priest. one of my favorites!!! .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

the big lebowski, toy story, me myself and irene, down periscope, kindergarten cop and nell.

Television:

conan obrien walker texas ranger and even stevens.

Books:

biographies and poetry.

Heroes:

donnatello, michaelangelo, rafael and leonardo. i wicked hate shredder.

My Blog

i dont barks no more!

i have this special collar, uncle mikes call is "laser tag equimpmemp" and it make it so i dont barks no more! the neighbors love me now, and you will too! im sowwy johnathan, i shoulda haved laser ta...
Posted by Ninja Turtle Stevens on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:14:00 PST

it is g girl!

im so sorry mr. izzard. my super exgirlfriend was not super it was GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY n.t. stevens woudl give it thumb down, but i dont have thumbs..... anyway it was bad....
Posted by Ninja Turtle Stevens on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:14:00 PST

worst day EVER

my house wicked caught on fire. so i grabbed my leash in my teeth and got the fuck out of there! i suggest to all humans, so install doggy doors, cuz that fire SUCKED. also my good buddy got the fuck ...
Posted by Ninja Turtle Stevens on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so wicked mad

sometimes when i get really jealous, i poop on the bed and then throw up on the floor.
Posted by Ninja Turtle Stevens on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

raining

man, its raining again. i hate pooping in the rain.
Posted by Ninja Turtle Stevens on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST