-We're Valerie and Billee ,
-We're two best friends who love to have fun and go nuts!
-We can give you the best hug ever, or kick your ass. Your choice
-We model a bit.
-We would love to dance for you.
-We don't eat animals
-We eat people.
-Glitter gets us excited.
-We will stalk you at night and drink your blood.
-Be our friend?
MORE COMING SOON
FYI:
We'll promote your band.
So if you would like us to, don't be shy =]
Give us a job!