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Dixon Matthews

I'm half Improvisation and half Stand up comic...

About Me

I used to be a blah blah blah... oh who gives a shit!

check out my website at http://www.dixonmatthews.com

So, I work with livenation which esentially makes me work with alot of musicians. One management company in particular is Singerman Entertainment . They are best known for management of Motorhead . So, You might see me around town with Lemmy. That happens to be my day job. My night job consists of me doing stand up comedy. Recently, I am apart of Nick Swardsons comedy tour.

My Interests

People Watching

I'd like to meet:

Help save the enviroment and eat a cow.
Cows fart
fart (methane gas) eats ozone
no ozone no grass
I'll take mine medium rare!
DISTURBING PHOTO ALERT
I sure as shit wouldn't Click Here

Music:

If it's not Beethoven than it's not music!

Movies:

I'm in them.

Television:

Is that what Teletubbies have?

Books:

What? We haven't burned them all yet!

Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

LA Galaxy

So, I bought season tickets for the LA Galaxy and the funny thing is I can't make most of the games! If anyone wants to go sit next to David Beckham and Victoria let me know?
Posted by Dixon Matthews on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:03:00 PST

Take a vote

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Posted by Dixon Matthews on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:40:00 PST

My Grandmothers Funeral

Most of you don't know I moved out here to Los Angeles to move in with my Grandmother and take care of her. For the past seven years she has declined in health. Today was the funeral. I can't tell you...
Posted by Dixon Matthews on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:26:00 PST

And the results are in...

Ok so according to my new Garmin 305 GPS watch. I ran the O.C. half marathon this morning. The unofficial results are in. 2:02:48 I was so damned close to beating my 2 hour marker! Ok so yes I beat ...
Posted by Dixon Matthews on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:38:00 PST

2 eggs and sausage on a Girdle?

Ok so the holiday season makes us want to indulge on some cookies. Try mine! oh and Try Mine! 18,000 calories later... you say to yourself I need to get back into shape. Let me fill you in. I finished...
Posted by Dixon Matthews on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:23:00 PST

I am getting better at this running thing!

Ok so last year for the City of Angels half marathon (13.1 Miles) I ran my first long distance race. Since then I have completed a few races. Check out my results and compare. 2006 2:26:03 Total time ...
Posted by Dixon Matthews on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 07:11:00 PST

Grandma

First she had a Strep infection and went into a coma!Than she had a heart attack, but wait there's more! (say it like an info-mercial voice over) Now she has Congestive heart failure and had 400cc dra...
Posted by Dixon Matthews on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:03:00 PST

Santa Monica 10k x2

Ok so last year was my first year ever running. I did my first 10k at the Santa Monica 10k. I did fairly well. I had a time of 58:01 that's an average of a 9:55 mile. Now this year (after less than 3 ...
Posted by Dixon Matthews on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:25:00 PST

Boot Camp Challenge

This morning I did the Boot Camp Challenge in San Diego and I fucking rocked it! 3 miles through the damn mud with 60 drill instructors yelling at you. I love it! See ya next year bootcampchallenge! &...
Posted by Dixon Matthews on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:33:00 PST

ECW

Ok after years of harrassment I finally said ok to a small video of me wrestling with ECW. I hope you enjoy the music!!!
Posted by Dixon Matthews on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:50:00 PST