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Alamander

I've been told I have ESPN.

About Me


Im just a bunny who needs some love.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Calm, cool and clean

My Interests


comedy(improv), beer, laughing, movies, and my job.

I'd like to meet:


Chelsea Handler and Dave Matthews. The Leader would be a kick in the pants too

Music:


anything but Country.

Television:

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Three Sheets,Talk Soup,Entourage,Chelsea Lately, Sex and The City,Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, AB-FAB, Flight of the Conchords, Friends, 90210,The Office.

Books:

Yes.

Heroes:

Chelsea Handler!

My Blog

Shut Down

Have you ever been shutdown by a guy who's favorite musician is Charles Manson?  No. right? That would be totally crazy.... and why would you want to think you like a guy who would defe...
Posted by Alamander on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:54:00 PST

my first.... stalker

I left the party because of you... I had to sneek out the back and around the house, drive when I shouldn't had because of you, because you wouldn't leave me alone at the party. it ruined my good...
Posted by Alamander on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:08:00 PST

the JOKER card

we leave the bar.we walk to my car.im not drunk, i've had 2 beers... okay 3, but if you know me, that does not make me drunk."oh look, a card froma deck of cards" ( it was face down on the sidewalk) i...
Posted by Alamander on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:22:00 PST

one of the reasons im going to hell...

(*note*  I wrote this last night while drunk.... i admit i do not remember writting this.... but  i do remember this happing)Dad?  oh no, my mistake thats just a 70 year old guy in a ba...
Posted by Alamander on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:29:00 PST

again....

this happened 2 weeks ago.It was friday Jan. 18th. Willie's 1st birthday. my friend Matty was coming into Denver also. So after work I left to go to the store for Joe. he was sick. I stopped at the ma...
Posted by Alamander on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:22:00 PST

blog tag

Blog Tag! Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random facts, habits or ...
Posted by Alamander on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:30:00 PST

coupon book.... and my keys!

 so i got off work a little early... i call my brother, he tells me that he will call me right back, he had another call. So i pull over to a gas station to put some transmission fluid in my car ...
Posted by Alamander on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:57:00 PST

Trash story

last night was Jasmine and I's last night living together... we had to clean, or i should say take care of all the TRASH we had in our house. It took up 1/4 of our back yard ( now its just not food tr...
Posted by Alamander on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:30:00 PST

Oh Rory, how you got me!

good joke.... you made me sad  for 2 weeks.  I know that you knew that i knew about the whole thing that last 2 days... i didn't want it to turn into a 'Friends' episode.... &...
Posted by Alamander on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:14:00 PST

MY WHITE PANTS!

GIVE ME BACK MY WHITE PANTS!!!!!!!!!! Memorial weekend is here.... That means i can wear white till Labor Day. You said you would send them on the 30th of December. You called and told me w...
Posted by Alamander on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:27:00 PST