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Jasmine

I don't know Kung Fu, but I know crazy!

About Me

Love's it...

Embracers of their dorkiness. Pink (the color, not the singer with the weirdo hip bones). Traditions. Sunday dinners. Pad thai. The ocean. Good times. Chai lattes. Punk rock boys. Dancing. Simply existing in a coffee shop. Road trips. JAYHAWKS, baby! New cities. Scars. Fireworks. Flip flops. Hotdogs & beer. Airplane rides. New book smell. Pretty, shinny, sparkly things. Painting. Pete's Kitchen at 2am. Late night sing alongs on the ride home. Costumes. Spooning. Dimples. Conquering the subway system in a foreign country . Puppies. Surprises. Parties. Surprise parties. Uncharted territory. Jumping into the snow from the hot tub & back again. Unplanned wild nights. Candid pictures. Unexpected perfect date. Sushi!!!!!!!! Paris Hilton. Paris, France. Polly pocket. Shows at Red Rocks. Sunrise surf sessions. Haraajuku girls. Good hotel pools. Reunions with old friends. Room service. The word “handsome.” Cooking. Fashion. Getting the insiders tour of a new town. My adorable grandma, Bubba. Food fights. Stoli O. People who make me laugh. People who teach me. People who love me. Gospel songs. Adventures. Fellow big heads. Creative people. Smile from a stranger when you are having a bad day. Tea ceremonies. New clubs. Memories. Good songs. Finding a new great author. My friends. My family. The abundance of stories my crack head mom has provided me with. The smell of gasoline. Great blues licks. Summer camp. Techno. Being a tough girlie girl. Sense of accomplishment. Ice cream. Tattoos, piercings, sideburns anything that makes boys look hot! The lullabies my dad wrote for me when I was lil'. Old souls. CBGB. Giggling. Making out with your best in show. Shooting stars. Musicians. Making my friends laugh. NPR. Yearbooks. Passion. Laughing so hard you loose your strength. Midgets...sorry...little people. Houses with columns. Building things. First kisses. Weeping willows. The word "elegant". Big wheels. Figuring out how things work. Zach Braff. All-in-one remote controls. Winks. The playdough part of Cranium. Crushes. Witty boys. Sudoku puzzles. Secret family recipes. Soundtracks. IMDB. Witty t-shirts. Inside jokes. Holy grails. Hole in the wall authentic restaurants. Side ponytails. Jem (she was so much cooler than Barbie). Surprise visits from friends.

Hate's it... Guys who are suddenly illiterate when text messaging: “Sup suga where u at. call me l-8.” Fun extinguishers. Blind dates. Cooked salmon. Chewing tobacco. Pessimism. Flaky people. Unnecessarily arrogant fellas. Inspirational e-mail forwards, barf. Finishing a really good book. Unproductive work meetings. Business schmoozing. Angry people. Drama queens. Patchouli (So so nasty! What kind of ass must you smell like if Patchouli is your cover up?) Guys who own rifles. Guys who drive tricked out Hondas (I’ll give you a pass if you’re Asian). Getting my oil changed. Laundry. Micro managers. Mean people. Loosing contact with good friends. Debt. Complacency (mine and others). Cold weather. My insane procrastination. The smell of ferrets. My insecurities. Missing out. Being late. How expensive Starbucks is. How all the REALLY GOOD food makes you fat. My obsession with checking my phone / e-mail. Getting the wrong order from take out. My bad judgment in boys. Tacky souvenirs. Seeing the bad side of someone you thought was so good. Being tapped on the arm. Disappointing parties. Being scared. Snakes. Spiders. Old lady perfume. Snobby girls. Weakly poured drinks. Finding out your roommate has eaten the last Oreo ice cream sandwich. Fake purses (girls there are tons of cute cheap ones, don't try to be something youre not). Air conditioning headaches. Messy jazz riffs. Stupid slogans. Shoulder pads. The fact that Barbies clothes never fit Jem. People who are rude to servers. Screaming babies. Scion XB, Jeep Liberty & Porsche Cayenne. Hairy backs. (Come on dude, wax that shit!) Premature DTR (define the relationship) talks. Guys who wear Curve, Drakar, Stetson, Michael Jordan, Cool Water, or any other cologne that was popular in 1997. Guys who wear gold chains. Misplacing the child / pet you are supposed to be watching...oops! Being the new kid. Asshole drivers. Fucking morons. Pain killers (long story). My love handles. Health Insurance companies. The fact that a show like Arrested Development was cancelled after 3 seasons, and yet Americas Funniest Home Videos has been around for 15 YEARS! Bono. Andie MacDowell. Heart break. Untimely deaths. Leggings. The end of anything...

My Interests

TRAVELING! Comedy, Cooking, Photography, Skiing, Surfing, Rock Climbing, Singing, Sleeping, Harmonica, routinely drinking enough to kill 3 small Cambodian children...

I'd like to meet:

My first set at Comedy Works! Weee!Comedy Works Debut

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Music:

Jack Johnson, Dave Mathews, Bob Dylan, Billy Joel, Elton John, The Shins, The Killers, Snow Patrol, Iron & Wine, Neko Case, Regina Spektor, Imogen Heap, Nada Surf, BB King, Death Cab for Cutie, Wilco, Jeff Tweedy, She Wants Revenge, Breaking Benjamin, Amos Lee, Dashboard Confessional, The New Pornographers, any techno/house/trance that I can shake my booty to

Movies:

Garden State, Godfather I & II, I heart Huckabees, Closer, American Beauty, Zoolander, Anchorman, Wet Hot American Summer, Top Secret, Love Actually, Napoleon Dynamite, Clockwork Orange, Office Space, Rushmore, Swingers, Fight Club, Sandlot..I could go on for-e-ver...

Television:

Sopranos, Entourage, Laguna Beach, America's Next Top Model, Seinfeld, Dave Chappelle, Da Ali G Show, The Office, Scrubs, Heroes, 24, Arrested Development

Books:

James Frey, Bill Bryson, Ayn Rand

Heroes:

Sarah Silverman, and my Pops.

My Blog

N-E-Wayz...a love letter...

N-E-Wayz...a love letter....   A friend of mine recently stumbled across a treasure. A hand written letter arrived at her house. The mail man must have misread the address... The lette...
Posted by Jasmine on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST

Birthday Boozin'

Thanks to everyone for making this the best birthday EVA! I love you guys! xoxo...
Posted by Jasmine on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:43:00 PST

better late than never...

Aww, pretty girlies.... Who have suddenly pledged a sorority... Cute fellas... And some chick they picked up along the way... Willie gettin' his drink on... And Willlie and me Julie being&nb...
Posted by Jasmine on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:19:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-Alikes

Ok, so I totally stole this from J's page. Well, the idea. He doesn't actually have the collage of MY face on his page, that would be weird. Anyway, mine isn't very interesting, except ...
Posted by Jasmine on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:32:00 PST

Halloween Hootenanny!

Most of the crew... French Maid... "I'm Foxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole lotta hair!" French Maid, Holly Golightly (Breakfast at Tiffany's), Gangster Girl, Joel Barish (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless...
Posted by Jasmine on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:16:00 PST

SERIOUSLY???????????

Yesterday started out to be a day like any other...and rapidly turned into one of the worst days of my life. To fully explain I have to go back about a month& I was driving home from work. I was a fe...
Posted by Jasmine on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:26:00 PST

Rawr, rawr, rawr!!!

What do you get when you combine 2 obnoxious girls, 4 boobies, 6 feet of hair and 8 cans of PBR??? A groovy-licious good time! ...
Posted by Jasmine on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:56:00 PST

How NOT to pick up a chick&

So last night I went out with some friends for drinks. My friends were all either in the bathroom or at the bar getting drinks, leaving me alone like a little bunny in a pack of wolves. Less than...
Posted by Jasmine on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:14:00 PST

Weekend Debauchery...

All my Friday night bitches......and my Saturday night hos.... Word. ...
Posted by Jasmine on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:28:00 PST

What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Aww, just moments before the slap heard round the bar! ...
Posted by Jasmine on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:08:00 PST