Caulking windows, stucco, driving nails, driving trucks, playing with transformers, laying pipe, electro-kinetic bi-nucleic pysiogemetry, questionably under-engineered pyrotechnics,
ouija/fondue parties, heckling germ phobes, midnite naps, climbing telephone poles, infintile chicanery, bird watching, bank robbery, pumpkin carving, urban 4-wheelin'. Being a nut. Fucking shit up.
I'd like to meet:
Whoever..............
invented Waffle House, Jimmy Dean, Oscar Meyer, ......... ....... .Carl Buddig, Sara Lee, Aunt Jemima, Mr. Clean, .....the Stay Puff Marshmallow man,
Uncle Ben, Betty Crocker,
the Colonel, Captain Crunch, Tucan Sam, Juan Valdez,
.............Sophia Coppola, Marcel Duchamp, Richard Petty, Paul Newman, ...................Johnny Cash,.................. . ... Baudrillard, the Marquis de Sade, Dante, Orsen Welles,
Nikola Tesla, Iceberg Slim, Luigi Russolo, Athanasius Kircher, Eadweard Muybridge, Joan Fontecuberta, Oppenheimer, David Foster Wallace, Cicciolina, Lynnrd Skynnrd, JFK.
................Best person I've met so far-the late Arthur Jackson
Music:
Best music video ever! (cough!)
don't hurt yourself, just skip to about 1:20
Movies:
Man Bites Dog, Dog Day Afternoon, Gummo, Sling Blade, Blade Runner, Los Olvidados, Apocalypse Now, American Movie, American Beauty, Mad Max, Repo Man, Goonies, Porn Star-the Legend of Ron Jeremy, Clash of the Titans, Boys Don't Cry, Buffalo '66, Terminator, Sunset Boulevard, Old School, Pixote, Leolo, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Chinese Torture Chamber, Jackass, Cool Hand Luke, Deliverance, Lost in Translation.
Books:
ART OF NOISES
"We must break out of this narrow circle of pure musical sounds, and conquer the infinite variety of noise sounds...Let us wander through a great modern city with our ears more alert than our eyes, and enjoy distinguishing between the sounds of water, air, or gas in metal pipes, the purring of motors ) which breathe and pulsate with indisputable animalism), the throbbing of valves, the pounding of pistons, the screeching of gears, the clatter of streetcars on their rails, the cracking of whips, the flapping of awnings and flags. We shall enjoy fabricating the mental orchestrations of the banging of store shutters, the slamming of doors, the hustle and bustle of crowds, the din of railroad stations, foundries, spinning mills, printing presses, electric power stations, and underground railways."
MUSICA FUTURISTA "To present the musical soul of the masses, of the great factories, of the railways, of the transatlantic liners, of the battleships, of the automobiles and airplanes. To add to the great central themes of the musical poem the domain of the machine and the victorious kingdom of Electricity."
Heroes:
15 years in a tiger cage
for this?
*Also see "who I'd like to meet"
