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The Quick Brown Fox

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About Me

I am an incognito operative with hyperaccelerative capabilities that specializes in hostile acquisitions. In other words, I'm a masked chica that runs fast and steals stuff. Really fast and a whole lot of stuff. For more facts on the Fox, check out my online hideout at The Foxhole .

My Interests

Money, jewels, incriminating photographs, illegal substances, beating up superheroes, emotionally empty but physically mindblowing relationships.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet anyone with a lot of money. I would then give them a 200 mph bitchslap and take it.

Music:

Trip hop, jungle, funk, anything I can shake my sweet culo to.

Movies:

I like heist movies, mainly so I can pick up some pointers.

Television:

Plasma screens because they're easier to carry. Otherwise my only use for a TV is to watch them talk about me on the news.

Books:

Big, heavy hardcovers. They're the best for knocking out some geezer that catches you going through the safe in his study.

Heroes:

Catwoman. She is proof of what a woman can do with a whip in her hand and her maracas squeezed into a skintight top. Mainly that's steal stuff and hurt people.Also, my parents. If it hadn't been for their constant and relentless eforts to raise me to be a proper lady with what little money they had, I would never have become a skantily clad supervillainess. Gracias, Mama y Papi!

My Blog

In Too Deep

At this moment, I'm doing something that seems like a dream. I'm at the bottom of the ocean in an air bubble, surrounded by all kinds of sea life. I looking at all this, I can only think one thing... ...
Posted by The Quick Brown Fox on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:31:00 PST

A Fox in Heat

So here I am. The Big Time. All that nickel and dime mierda I've been doing the last few years is ancient history. The Fox is in an all-new Empire now. I blew into town a month back. Before that I w...
Posted by The Quick Brown Fox on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:26:00 PST