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Selina Kyle

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About Me

Yes, it's all about me.
When you look at me, do you want me just for what you see? There's another side that I don't hide... but may never show...
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If you cannot follow these simple instructions, then you will hear nothing from me and have only your own stupidity to blame.
Previously, I had asked that you write me an email explaining why I should add you. That was slightly amusing for a while. Some reasons were actually original (“we would have pretty babies” was cute and “I’ll finally have a reason to wear my six inch heals” was worth a snicker.) Mostly, though, you people lacked creativity and it was the same old thing over and over. So instead of wasting my time with an email, just put in a friend request and leave me a comment.
Therefore, please note:
Most of the people in my friends list are not people that I actually know, want to know, or care enough to take the time to get to know.
BEFORE POSTING, PLEASE READ these answers to FAQ:
1. Q: "Wanna have sex?" or "Wanna fuck?"
A: If you have to ask, then the answer is "no."
2. Q: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
A: Some I consider my boyfriends. Some I just consider.
3. Q "How are you today/tonight?"
A: Better than you.
4. Q: "Do you model?" or "Are you a model?"
A: If you paid closer attention to my photo page, you would already know the answer to this question.
5. Q: "Will you send me photos of yourself?"
A: No, but they are for sale if you would like to buy one.
6. Q: "What do you do for a living?"
A: As little as possible.
7. Q: "Why haven't you emailed me back?"
A: I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
8. Q: "Wassup?" or "Holla @abrutha" or "Gimme a shoutout."
A: I speak a few different languages. Whichever one that is, is not one of them.
9. Q: “What is your AIM / Yahoo / MSN id?” or “Can we chat on IM?”
A: No.
10. Q: "Send me your number so we can talk" or "Can I get your phone number?"
A: You're fortunate that I'm communicating with you at all. Don't push your luck.
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I'd like to meet:

Oh....... I thought I had already met everyone.

How YOU doin'?
Name Selina Kyle
Birthday I have one every so often.
Place of Birth New York
Height 5'6"
Weight It varies so much...
Eye Color Depends on which contacts I grab. For now I’m into the golden ones.
Hair Color Naturally? I don't remember at this point.
Hair Style Whatever it decides to do.
Your Favorites:
Song Of all time? Well, Copa Cabana, of course! And you people can all just shut up, thank you.
Actor Denis Leary
Actress Angelina Jolie
Food Cobb salad, McDs french fries, moose, and venison
Drink Chocolate milk.
Alcoholic Drink Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
Place to Eat McDs - especially if they have a playground!
Place to Hang Out At home, The "Damn" Bar
Day of the Week Thursday
Season Fall
Holiday Halloween
Animal Canines
Superhero My daddy.
Color Purple and brown
Ice Cream Flavor Ben & Jerry's "Cherry Garcia"
Flower White tulips
Memory Nuenen
Outfit Jeans and a wife beater
Movie Quote "Who's your daddy now?" - "You don't know if you wanna hit me or kiss me. I get a lot of that." - "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you." - "The fear of loss is a path to the Dark Side."
Sayings "Whatever you are willing to put up with is exactly what you will have." - "If you want a true friend... get a dog." - "You say tomato…I say fuck you." - "Cave Canem." - "Rules are not necessarily sacred; principles are."
More About You:
Have you been drunk in the past month? I dunno - I can't remember.
Have you done illegal drugs in the past month? No.
Have you eaten sushi in the past month? Blllllleeeeeeeeeeccccchhhhhhh!
Have you been on stage in the past month? No.
Have you been on a date in the past month? A date? Awww… how cute.
Have you had sex in the past month? Yes.
If you could have sex with ANYONE, who would it be? I guess Jack Sparrow doesn't count since he's not real so, Orlando Bloom. Or John Mellencamp. Or Stuart Townsend.
How many people have you had sex with? I'd rather not count, thank you.
Ever had sex with a celebrity? I'll make you famous.
Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? Yep.
Ever had sex with a member of the same sex? Uh huh.
Where's the craziest place you ever had sex? Dressing rooms, under a table during dinner (the waiter's expression was priceless.)
Are you currently in love with someone? I don’t understand the question.
Do you ever want to get married? Again? If there's a man that's deserving - and crazy - enough.
What do you sleep in? My bed.
What time do you go to bed? Whenever everyone leaves me alone.
What position do you sleep in? One that’s comfortable.
What brand of toothpaste do you use? The minty kind.
Do you have pets? I have a little girl.
Have you ever been drunk? Hang on - wait a sec - I need to stop laughing...
Have you ever done illegal drugs? Stop! It hurts...
Can you have fun without being wasted? I hate people who can't do this.
Have you ever stolen anything? Not on purpose (and I still have it, DJ.)
Have you ever cheated on someone? Yes.
Have you ever been cheated on? Yes. Most men think they are good people. Many of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
What CD is in your car right now? Either Madonna or Kid Rock or FAMILY FORCE 5- not sure.
What is your dream car? Escalade or Hummer
If you could meet anyone - living or dead - who would it be? My grandfather or Audrey Hepburn. Or Tim Burton - but I'd probably make an idiot of myself.
What is something that most people don't know about you? I'm even more confident in myself than comes across. And no, I don't actually think I'm fat.
Do you think that you are capable of literally killing someone? I know that I am.
What are your pet peeves? When people tell you things because they're afraid of hurting your feelings.
How do you want to die? Quickly.
What is your worst fear? It happened not too long ago. I haven’t found a new one yet.
The mountains or the beach? Beach.
If you could visit anyplace in the world, where would it be? I'd go home - Holland.
Are you a health freak? OMG what an absurd thought!
What was the best thing that happened to you in 2005? Someone really saw me for who I am.
What is your biggest regret of 2005? That I did so very little while someone I loved was being manipulated.
Do you have any goals for 2006? Besides winning the lottery?
What do you wanna be when you grow up? Over 85 years old.
Anything else? You tell me.
In The Opposite Sex:
Eye Color Brown
Hair Color Dark
Hair Style Short
Height 6'4" or taller
Weight 240 or more
Turn Offs Dishonesty of any kind. Men who are full of themselves.
Turn Ons Sincere and... uh..."big" men.

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Music:

Loud, please.

My favourite XXL, Cody Collins

Movies:

I watch a lot of them.

Television:



Books:

Belong in libraries.

Every woman should own a copy of this one!

Heroes:

Are for people who need saving.

My Blog

The Stonecutter, from "The Tao of Pooh"

There was once a stonecutter, who was dissatisfied with himself and with his position in life. One day, he passed a wealthy merchant's house, and through the open gateway, saw many fine possessions a...
Posted by Selina Kyle on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:59:00 PST

Best Scene From A Movie

Achilles: Who are you?Priam: I have endured what no one on Earth has endured before. I kissed the hands of the man who killed my son.Achilles: Priam? How did you get in here?Priam: I know my own count...
Posted by Selina Kyle on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 01:52:00 PST

Don't Damn Me

Be it a song or casual conversationTo hold my tongue speaksOf quiet reservationsYour words once heardThey can place you in a factionMy words may disturbBut at least there's a reactionSometimes I wanna...
Posted by Selina Kyle on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:47:00 PST

Like It Or Not

You can call me a sinnerYou can call me a saintCelebrate me for who I amDislike me for what I ain'tPut me up on a pedestalOr drag me down in the dirtSticks and stones will break my bonesBut your words...
Posted by Selina Kyle on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:07:00 PST

The Rules - It's Simple

THIS AGREENEMT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it's very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks...
Posted by Selina Kyle on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 04:27:00 PST