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Licorice Medusa

I bought a blade and went to work. I'm not afraid of hard work

About Me

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"For a relationship to stay alive, love alone is not enough, Without imagination, love stales into sentiment, duty, boredom. Relationships fail not because we have stopped loving but because we first stopped imagining."
I like to turn windshield wiper fluid on when someone tailgates me. It makes me feel like an evil super villian but I know it will get me killed one day. I used to touch famous works of art in museums but I'm on probation at the moment. I'm at that place in life where I have little interest in acquiring material things but obsessed with buying experiences instead. My favorite words are "slather" and "resplendent". Sometimes I feel the need to listen to all my music at once and when I realize I can't It only makes me want to eat it or fuck it. Let me know when that's possible. I also like to make the SitePal demo say dirty dirty things to me.
Currently I'm having a blast getting lost in my home town. So far there's still glitter in the gutter and magic beans in the shopping carts of bag ladies. I started talking to crack addicts and scary street people, they like my smile and my cigarettes. Recently I got to touch the Hollywood sign on my lunch break, I'm easily amused these days
Things have changed and they are of course still the same. The run down gang ridden areas are now fairly affluent but the people still seem to be superficial as fuck. Some form of consistancy is good I guess. I'll keep my radar up for someone with a soul.
Things are changing at the moment and not because I continued to sit quietly and wait. An experiement in demeanor and thought, conclusion..... patience is over rated.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Stephanie
Birthday: April 16
Birthplace: Hollywood, Ca
Current Location: Migratory
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: the one thats not left
Your Heritage: Brazilian/Norwegian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Thankfully, none
Your Weakness: Chocolate, Poets and strays
Your Fears: Clowns, knives, chainsaws and republicans
Your Perfect Pizza: 3 Cheese, onions, spinach, garlic, thinly sliced tomatoes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sell my house and move
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: /me pees in your mouth and glues it shut
Thoughts First Waking Up: 5 more minutes, 5 more minutes, 5 more minutes, infinity
Your Best Physical Feature: my uvula
Your Bedtime: when I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: rock star juiced
MacDonalds or Burger King: ew
Single or Group Dates: Single, Im too tired to date entire groups
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Republic of Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate is the one and only true god.
Cappuccino or Coffee: If it has caffiene in it, it doesn't matter
Do you Smoke: If you know what you're doing
Do you Swear: of course
Do you Sing: Only when no one can hear me
Do you Shower Daily: Except on Sundays, the lord told me not to.
Have you Been in Love: Oh yes
Do you want to go to College: I need to finish
Do you want to get Married: Oh dear, not again
Do you belive in yourself: On good days
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I read in the car
Do you think you are Attractive: That's relative
Are you a Health Freak: I eat deep fried tofu topped with hummus, alfalfa and gravy
Do you get along with your Parents: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Very much
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes but only to put a stink bomb in a Gap dressing room
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: This question needs to be less specific
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: this question needs to be less specific
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: glances
Ever been Drunk: pfft
Ever been called a Tease: Oh yes
Ever been Beaten up: My lawyer won't let me discuss it
Ever Shoplifted: Why, who's asking?
How do you want to Die: In a huge explosion or while I'm sleeping
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy but not necessarily grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: India or France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anything but red
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Depends on where it is
Height: tallish please
Weight: Proportionate
Best Clothing Style: clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2.1
Number of CDs I own: sold most of them
Number of Piercings: 4, all in my ear
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: It changes daily
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My Interests



GOOD music, polyrhythms, asymmetrical time signatures with counterpoints, flakey people, astrology, mythology, people watching, dog watching, grass watching, photography, urban photo safaris, art; beautiful and sickening, the romance of train stations, innuendo, poetry, fetish art, getting interesting sounds out of people at inappropriate times, talking to odd looking strangers, shiney things that glitter in the sun, the hard drives that house my soul, funny porn, the beach at night, leaving the house with no particular destination in mind, doing things that scare the crap out of me, orchids, making faces at babies, watching you repeatedly do the things you're not aware of, live music, ghosts, UFOs, ghosts in ufos.....

I'd like to meet:


Music:



Sleepytime Gorilla Museum(I will find you and twist the skin under your arm if you say they sound like Korn), Liars, Fuckwolf, Bee and Flower, Annie Gosfield, Electronicat, Volt, Idiot Flesh, Julie Mittens, a short apnea, Peter and the Wolf, Mirah, Book Of Knots, Passiou,Carla Bozulich, Gowns, The Oxes, New Collapse, Amps For Christ, Fred Frith, Bill Laswell, Will Oldham, Le Tigre, Electrocutes, !!!, Koenji Hyakkei, 90 Day Men, Zs, spires that in the sunset rise, Shoplifting, Slums, Raccoo-oo-oon, Le Flange Du Mal, Health, Foot Village, The Dead C, Shellac, Night Wounds, A Whisper in the Noise, ABBC, MC5, KaitO, The Bubonic Plague, Laco$te, Acid Mothers Temple, Ruins,Subarachnoid Space,OOIOO, Akron Family, Les Georges Leningrad, The Dirty Projectors, The Wet Spots, Abe Vigoda, Algarnas Tradgard, Broken Social Scene, Black Flag, Charming Hostess, Cheval de Frise, Dead Can Dance, Dymaxion, Echo and the Bunnymen,Rhys Chatham, MRPF3, Steps(US), Eluvium, Explosions in the Sky, Fugazi,Bill Horist, Sigur Ros, Slint, Fly Pan Am, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Gogogo Airheart, Add N to (X), Maher Shalal Hash Baz, Math, The Curtains, Glucifer, Mensen, Jack Off Jill, Rasputina, 7 Year Rabbit Cycle, Jarboe, Joy Division, The Jesus Lizard, Qui, Lounge Lizards, Blonde Redhead, Nick Drake,BRMC, Nurse With Wound, Magnetic Fields, Afrirampo, Shalabi Effect, Degenerate Art Ensemble, Nervous Gender, Man Man, Sonic Youth,The Pope, Sweep the Leg Johnny, Tarwater, Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, The Antarcticans,Träd Gräs och Stenar, Cat Power, The Cows, The Heroine Sheiks, Lucky Dragaons, The Desert Fathers, Einstürzende Neubauten, Black Heart Procession, The Kills, Azalia Snail, Sunburned Hand of the Man, Throbbing Gristle, U.S. Maple, Under Byen, Anavan, Four Tet,The Art Bears, Circle, Cramps, Hanged Up, Oma Yang, The Black Keys, Bellini, Uzeda, The Golden Palominos, Charlie Parker, Flossie and the Unicorns,Devendra Banhart, Thinking Fellers Union local 282, Arab Strap, Sparks, The Centimeters,Keiji Haino, Birchville Cat Motel, Chinese Stars, Beep Beep, The Residents, Gogol Bordello, Silver Jews,Bauhaus, Pigface, Six Organs of Admittance, Supersystem, El Guapo, Tabla Beat Science, The Gris Gris, Mirrors, The Yah Mo's,8 eyed spy, The Vivian Girls Experience, Chow Nasty,Diane Cluck, Holly Golightly, BlackBlack,Tool, Helio Sequence, The Vanity Set, Fantomas, David Bowie, Hasil Adkins, Frank Zappa, Neil Diamond, Made in Mexico, Neptune, Frog Eyes, Cat Stevens, Devo, Cramps, Fushitsusha, Boredoms, Christian Death, Boss Hog, Bikini Kill, Unwound, Hella, Damien Rice, Imogen Heap, OP8, Ektroverde, The Sixteens, Casionauts, GO!GO!7188, Efterklang, The Clash, Weirdo Begeirdo, Knit Witch,xbxrx, Indian ragas, voodoo drums. I'll keep going as long as you let me.....

Movies:

Existenz, The Red Violin, Dot The i, 12 Monkeys, Stay, In America, Cold Comfort Farm, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Haiku Tunnel, Ghost Dog: way of the samurai, The Usual Suspects, The Secretary, Royal Tanenbaums, Heat, Barbarella, Harold and Maude, A Room With a View, Sense and Sensiblity, The Mask of Satan, Black Sabbath, Unbreakable, Til There Was You, Auntie Mame, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, Pipi Longstocking (the original), Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Trainspotting, To Die For, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Best In Show, Grosse Point Blank, Hi Fidelity, Enchanted April, Office Space, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Dude, Wheres My Car?, Whipped, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Baxter, Blazing Saddles, The Great Dictator, North by Northwest, Spellbound, Rear Window, Klute, Amalie, The Last Emperor, Time Bandits, Brasil, The Fisher King, Rushmore, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, You and Me and Everyone We Know, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, The Last Seduction, Fight Club, Pride and Prejudice(bbc version), Kama Sutra: a tale of love, Four Rooms, Grace of My Heart, MirrorMask, Heat, Fahrenheit 9/11, House of the Spirits, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Dune, The Fifth Element, Scent of Green Papaya, Dogma, The Professional, Jawbreaker, Heathers, Hard Candy, American Psycho, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, Mars Attacks, Yes Men, Now Voyager, I .. type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://../css/.." height="350" width="425" .. ....

Television:

I don't seem to watch it that much anymore and renting a movie on pay-per-view will invariably knock me out in 10 minutes flat. If I do watch it's probably going to be Project Runway, Dexter, Six Feet Under (I cant believe its over), Big Love, Entourage, Twilight Zone Marathons, Law and Order: special parking and motor vehicle unit, The news whenever I can stomach it, the static on channel 3.

Books:

Love Is A Mixtape

Heroes:

George Carlin, Steve Martin, David Cross, Rosa Parks.

This guy

My Blog

Hilarity

What do you think the strangest phone call from your ex-husband could be?  I can't even think up anything weird at the moment because MY weird phone call is still fresh in my mind.I started out t...
Posted by Licorice Medusa on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:14:00 PST

What do you do while you're driving?

I-5 school of fishBlue finned Mercedes road rageThe CHP swarmsWhen I'm driving I listen to my music so loud it causes tinitus on occasion and chain smoke. When I'm sitting in traffic I try to write ha...
Posted by Licorice Medusa on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:53:00 PST

Trine of Hera

Trine of HeraThree of youDominating, absorbing, overpowering, whip lashing hammer of Postmenopausal furyTwo of youConcrete chips of ambition, driven in a never-ending spiral upward, foreverTripping on...
Posted by Licorice Medusa on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:13:00 PST

Dear Creepy Internet Stalkers

Isn't it funny when you KNOW someone is looking at your profile and getting their panties in a twist because they think they know your life based on a myspace profile.  I have three, possibly fou...
Posted by Licorice Medusa on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:21:00 PST

A big pile of steaming green excrement

Let me start off by saying that I hate writing about music.  Music is subjective, emotional and personal; it needs to be experienced by the individual in order to gain any kind of real perspectiv...
Posted by Licorice Medusa on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:20:00 PST

I stole this from Adeline and I'm not ashamed

This is for all you girls 30 years and over... And for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!... This was a m...
Posted by Licorice Medusa on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:16:00 PST

It's all about my ass and how much it hurts

Snowboarding was amazing.  I have one more thing marked off my "Things To Do Before I Die" list.  Now that I have this under my belt and I'm totally hooked, the half pipe has been added to t...
Posted by Licorice Medusa on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:33:00 PST

Simple Pleasures

I had the misfortune to get up a little too early on Saturday morning.  I basically crawled out of bed and crawled in the direction of work.  I usually go in late but this time I had no choi...
Posted by Licorice Medusa on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:25:00 PST

The Year In Review

Thankfully this year is almost over.  It started out hellish for me and I couldn't have been lower and sunk to my worst feelings of desperation.  Fate or karma truly put me to the test this ...
Posted by Licorice Medusa on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:47:00 PST

Urban Camping and Non-Holiday Cheer

                   *** Warning, this is fucking long and somewhat boring***       ...
Posted by Licorice Medusa on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:23:00 PST