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donald

Smarter than the average dumbass, but not by much!

About Me

I don't know much about me. I'm not going to bother summarizing my great traits here. Instead, I'm going to have people describe me with their kind and not so kind words. Many of these may be things I may or may not have said, but for historical purposes, are attributed to my likeness.
"Hi, I'm stupid, and I like big weewees." - Marzie
"i'm pathetic enough to write a bulletien saying i need a new about me" - katie t
"donald doesnt love anyone but himself. donald is also a pretty pretty princess."- katie d
"I'm fat."- SQ
"I is a bad-ass" - Gianna
"I guess the one event about Donald that appropriately describes him is when we first met. I see him sitting there, and when he sees me and gets up, I see a huge erection bulging from his pants. He then greets me by saying "fucking late you shiteous asshole cunt" and slams his shot glass right by my foot, shattering it into a million pieces. I don't remember much after that, as I fainted." - Khoi
"I am black and I like to talk in movies!" - Andy

My Interests

music, classy broads, comedy, cartoons, giant fucking robots, cussing, being a dick, politics, ranting, kicking ass, awesome stories, jedi mind tricks, and nerdy things.test

I'd like to meet:

what?

Music:


musicthings i likes:
65 days of static, mice parade, aphilas, venetian snares, MONO, godspeed you! black emperor, world's end girlfriend, animals on wheels, amon tobin, black dog, plaid, the neptunes, timbaland, kanye west, prefuse 73, daedelus, TRS-80, merck, cinematic orchestra, boards of canada, blue states, buddy rich, max roach, capitol k, alec empire, atari teenage riot, christoph de babalon, dj scud, dj radium, herbalizer, dj shadow, rjd2, dj spooky, dj traffik, diverse, k-os, mos def, talib kweli, shadowman, dosh, mogwai, explosions in the sky, do make say think, rumah sakut, clifford gilberto, akira yamaoka, yoko kanno, jaga jazzist, xploding plastix, yesterdays new quintet, happy apple, unkle, monday michiru, mondo grosso, ORG lounge, morcheeba, koop, yukimi nagano, yukihiro fukitomi, zero 7, jazztronik, jazzanova, tracer amc, tortoise, the flashbulb, the books, terranova, team shadetek, takagi masakatsu, ken ishii, cornelius, towa tei, takako minekawa, spring hell jack, stereolab, esthero, shex, CDR, shizuo, shalabi effect, saul williams, secede, the roots, edan, squarepusher, royksopp, red snapper, ratatat, rachel's, proem, quantic, plus tech squeeze box, photek, ove-naxx, donna summer, on! air! library!, nuspirit helsinki, nujabes, fat jon, mimi, manitoba, a silver mount zion, fly pan am, mitchel & dewbury, midwest product, mf doom, masters at work, basement jaxx, kyoto massive jazz, kid 606, last emperor, lightning bolt, luke vibert, wagon christ, machine drum, deceptikon, mateo & matos, lamb, kelis, amel larrieux, groove theory, jimpster, jimmy edgar, jega, jamiroquai, j lesser, ilkae, incognito, hrvatski, hectate, hypnoskull, groove collective, funki porcini, four tet, fantastic plastic machine, d'sound, dosh, skee-lo, dryft, doormouse, dalek, datach'i cosa nostra, bomb 20, bonobo, capsule, beefcake, apparat, aquasky, arkestra one, aphex twin, angerfist, air, mu-ziq, 4hero, two banks of four, yuzo koshiro, com.a, joseph nothing, mouse on mars, theivery corparation, dj krush, arovane, the dust brothers, big bud, blame, massive attack, omni trio, zack de la rocha, a tribe called quest, vinia mojica, pete rock and c.l. smooth, outkast, the prodigy, pharoahe monch, busdriver, saul williams, krs-one, mr. t, utabi, david axlerod, incognito, casino vs japan, the album leaf, milky chu, shy child, shiro the goodman, onoken, tatsuya oe aka captain funk, diplo, nouvo nude, fat jon, aeroc, riow arai, the boredoms, mj cole, icarus, troisk, yamanaka eYe, dj pica pica pica, erik satie, harmonic 33, ricki rucker, jason forrest, domotic, kahimi karie, redrum, vim!, max tundra, asana, emotional joystick, alarm will sound, the dylan group, kattoo, global goon, the gasman, spangle call lilli line, alias, ehren, red sparowes, frog pocket, the junior boys, ddamage, funkstoerung, north manc bends, susumu yokata, ROVO, cinq, himuro, koichi, gutevolk, melt banana, rei harakami, m-flo, afra, secret frequency crew, firo, ddamage, snoweffect, oriental homeward, mr. 76ix, eisi, taylor deupree, oto-graph, freeform, nautilus, ninja high school, kadah vresky, tadd mullinix, arto lindsay, north manc beds, quintoline yellow, piana, wisp, dj baku, dj hyde, i am robot and proud, end, slick rick, yoshitaka hirota, yasunori mitsuda, maja ratke, aoki takamasa, tujiko noriko, miss hawaii, nomiya maki, LFO Demon, merzbow, edgey, chateau flight,terminal 11, deru, dj take, hella, nicola kramer, rebel familia, kazumasa hashimoto, lackluster, kschzt, am-boy, sufjan stevens(enjoy your rabbits), nine days wonder, handsomeboy technique, obadia, secret mommy, go! team, saxon shore, clammbon, nice nice, zombi, the jim yoshii pile up, Secret Chiefs 3, jetone, juicy panic, hyu, Kiyoshi Izumi, kettel, asao kikuchi, ahleuchatistas, piana, chocolat, fra foa, pliiant, sora, toe, mama!milk, Koenjihyakkei, chessie, kazumasa hashimoto, nice nice, minotaur shock, pliiant, acid mothers temple, panicsmile, vincent atmicus, takeshi nakatsuka/qypthone, mr. bungle, malcolm kipe, abfahrt hinwil, Koushik, magyar posse, nudge, nisennenmondai, the remote viewer, richard cheese, ahleuchatistas, downy, michael manning, seri ishikawa, rusuden, ochre, psychic paramount, te, miaou, koushik, malcom kipe, loka, james brown, jun sasaki, dj hasebe, yellow magic orchestra, rhymester, cim, battles, masayo queen, verbal(rapper), verbal(band), ctrlaltdelete, coptic light, melodium, sparrows swarmandsing, dead texan, seidanmatt, mira, tstewart, buckethead, veletia, ellen allien, ruairi lazers, tipographica, alice in ultrasound, atom tm, t.raumshmiere, sprite slowdown, disasterpeace, carl brown, nuthre, depth affect, crombie, maybeshewill, sickoakes, rumpistol, about, Chihei Hatakeyama, tone, sabrepulse, modem, kelpe, caroline, taisuke matsuo, tomosuke, clark, wixel, girlsareshort, pedro, murcof, psapp, pluramon, talkdemonic, dimlite, ugress, rima, Lars Horntveth, kenna, BoAT, i'm not a gun, landau, advantage lucy, line 47, i cactus, low in the sky, germlin, gnarls barkley, david last, Barbara Morgenstern, ooioo, ra, king crimson, wizardzz, Green Milk from the Planet Orange, strobo, fenomenon, boris, ghost, thee michelle gun elephant, sleeping people, black turtleneck, the emeralds, god is an astronaut, gitogito hustler, peelander-z, the spunks, e.moss, soloal-one, Domesticated Horrors, lite, buffalo daughter, cymbals, citrobal, color filter, polyabc, tenebre, roaringtwenties, jet lag, losalios, larvae, cats and cats and cats, kerrier district, lateduster, kayo dot, dip, this will destroy you, dachambo, meltone, Acrnym, satanicpornocultshop, ghost, majestic circus, para one, aus, o9, pivot, citrobal.

Heroes:

the teenage mutant ninja turtles. transformers. the incredibles. deadpool. ultimate spiderman.

My Blog

story of my life

My beautiful secretary Meaghan wrote this to summarize my life: Once upon a time there was a dashing young prince named Donald of the land of Silicone Chesticle. The prince had been visited by 3 fai...
Posted by what on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:25:00 PST

SHORT CUTS

since i'm horrible at sleeping and was reading comic books, i was reading this mostly humor oriented comic book called short cuts it's very funny, and when it's satire it's great, but when it's seriou...
Posted by what on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 05:31:00 PST

serious post about serious subjects.

the death penalty is political and is all about revenge. there's so much fall out when it happens; the families on both sides suffer because revenge doesn't bring closure. that's something that's been...
Posted by what on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:07:00 PST

TEEN ANGST PART DUEX FINAL

holy moly, this year, both of my parents forgot it was my birthday. seriously, my mom wakes me up this morning screaming and yelling at me because she wants me to fix things, and my dad just doesn't b...
Posted by what on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:41:00 PST

fasdjlshad

so today's trash day and i'm taking out the trash or whatever, and i'm wearing a pair of boxers and an undershirt and we all know that i haven't had a haircut in years so my shit's somewhere midway do...
Posted by what on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

teen angst

fucking studying econ on your birthday night.
Posted by what on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST