MAD COW DISEASE HITS UNITED STATES!!!!! |
I have a friend who owns a funeral home. He is an undertaker, he enbalms dead people. One night we were hanging out, drinking a few beers, and he turned to me and said "You kn...
Posted by Eddie's freak-butt-booty-ass-bitches!! on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:49:00 PST |
CANADA |
Did you hear the screams? Did you feel the menacing chill? Did you see the black and ominous clouds, moving north?
Did you sense, in other words, the very presence of Satan himself as he laughed mani...
Posted by Eddie's freak-butt-booty-ass-bitches!! on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 01:20:00 PST |
saturday september 15th-- march on Washington D.C. |
~ Buses from across the country ~
People are traveling to be in Washington DC on Saturday, September 15 from across they country. They are coming by bus, car, van, train, plane - every form of trans...
Posted by Eddie's freak-butt-booty-ass-bitches!! on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:19:00 PST |
get the fuck out of here |
Once upon a time, I was living in a city, in another state. One night, I left the bar at closing time,drunk off my ass. I came upon a vehicle with the keys still in it. I started thi...
Posted by Eddie's freak-butt-booty-ass-bitches!! on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:19:00 PST |
clarence clemens |
Remember that blog called escape from alcatraz? It was about escaping from Jamesburg School for Boys. In it I mentioned a classroom where we hid the key inside of a globe, remember? ...
Posted by Eddie's freak-butt-booty-ass-bitches!! on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:58:00 PST |
POLITICS |
Ok, I don't want to insult anybody, but I notice a lot of my friends have this guy Ron Paul on their pages. They are apparently supporting him for the presidency.
He ha...
Posted by Eddie's freak-butt-booty-ass-bitches!! on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:48:00 PST |
federal prisons |
So, yeah, we went to San QUENTIN and picked up Charlie Manson. Get it? Does anybody get it? ...
Posted by Eddie's freak-butt-booty-ass-bitches!! on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:55:00 PST |
flowerstick |
my dad is visiting from florida, and we got in touch with some other long lost relatives, and it's kind of like a flower-stick family reunion, here. (*wink wink* , katarina) ...
Posted by Eddie's freak-butt-booty-ass-bitches!! on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:47:00 PST |
wow!!! |
So, that dude, Pete O'Neill. He could suck his own dick. I saw it with my own eyes Someone had made a bet with him that he couldn't do it. I think they bet a carton of ci...
Posted by Eddie's freak-butt-booty-ass-bitches!! on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST |
pete o'neill |
All of my blogs are 100 % non-fiction.
I was in Jamesburg with this dude named Pete O'Neill. He was a little younger than me. He was in there because he wa...
Posted by Eddie's freak-butt-booty-ass-bitches!! on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:52:00 PST |
