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Crimson Baboon

my name is BeNjAmIn

About Me

http://www.livejournal.com/users/crimsonbaboon/
It's a PiNk ReVoLuTiOn, BaBy!!!
I am Lord PinkaTron I am the nutbar of outter space. I want pink stuff. New about me... ok I still don't know anything about me, and still lookin' for a girl that's the same kinda crazy as me. I need to start 25 projects at once so that I can finsih at least 2-3 of them. If the world were anything to me, it'd be a buffet, in which I want to sample everything, and if you dared me I'd do almost anything for that reason... not because you dared me, just because I probably would have done it anyways, just to see what it's like... and when I say anything, I pretty much mean anything... if you want to know what I wouldn't do than you can ask. Aside from that... I have a new dance for the white horse song that's really fun and I want to catch on, cause all you got to do is make like you're riding an actual horse, in different situations... it's really quite fun...ok enough about me Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

My Interests

I kinda covered this just now but I'll say that I'm starting a band called "super happy 9-11 party" I'm really excited about that. I want to start a home movies club where we make improv movies with different people writing the main plots and directing. The first one is to be a jewish rambo story with a nazi dominatrix as the love intrest. That'll be fun... it might also be a force of people like jew force 5 instead of a lone gunman. We'll see. But, yeah that stuff, keeping the alternative community positive and alive, and school are my main concerns right now. Later, Love Ben

I'd like to meet:

Looking for folks that don't make sense and have a sense of loyalty. New people I want to meet... anyone who is down to act out random scenes from "monty python and the holy grail" in the street. I'm into visualising skatebording in more rediculous ways than anything on tony hawk, while smoking a cigarette and drinking coffe(so it'd be like we're smoking/drink coffee and talkin' to each other... but than breakin' in every once in a while to say ok, so I just did a tripple heel flip off of that car and spiderman grind on the edge of the billboard, rotated into a hellicopter spin summersault into the old laundry mat and nallyed off the dryer machine, manual to the curb, tail grind into a 50/50 and madonna over back to the coffe table... than keep talking about whatever else and than you'd come up with something). Also, I'm into quite, away from the world bliss... just me and you and the albany landfill, where you can create pyramids out of destruction, and find the most hideously beautiful art in the world... Later, Love Benanyone more like jessica

Music:

I like to jiggle my finger in my ear after I'm done listening to whatever I was just listening to.Later, Love Ben

Movies:

hmmm, what are the coolest movies I like so that you know I'm cool? I don't know I'm fucking 25 yrs old now god damn it, I don't think I can even be cool anymore, thats so fucking depressing.Later, Love Ben

Television:

Cartoon Network and Comedy Central, pick a show.Later, Love Ben

Books:

Ok I really want to read the illiad and the oddysey cause it seems like an intresting story, I really liked sam beckets "end game" fucking hilarious dark comedy. I like tom robbins alot. Albert Camus and Voltaire are tied for authers I'm most obsessed with currently. Later, Love Ben
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Heroes:

Spider Jerusalem? think that's how you spell it from Transmetropolitan, and Marv from Sin City. But, # 1 is Kaneda from Akira, although Tetsuo was awsome and so was joker. Akira himself was pretty funny though, bit of humor on that guy.Later, Love Ben

My Blog

two truths and a lie

which is false? I've had sex with over 75 women I've been in over 75 fights I once used an orange to jack-off
Posted by Crimson Baboon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rank me

tell me how purdy I am. Objectify me, fantsize about me, or be digusted by me. no matter what you should click the little box that says rank me so that I can feel whatever it is you feel when you're...
Posted by Crimson Baboon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm very sad

because my favorite myspace person that I don't know irl has left myspace angie, it was nice knowing you, kinda, hope you come back some day :(
Posted by Crimson Baboon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stale

everything just goes stale after a while... it just plataus and I get bored and I wonder if there is another rise and fall in my future if I stay on the path... or do I just make a hill and roll down ...
Posted by Crimson Baboon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wish I had a see through car

yes. Like wonderwoman's plane, I wish my car was invisible but that you could still see me. Specially today when I was wearing my halloween costume which will be displayed in a few short days here. ...
Posted by Crimson Baboon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

crapper

I just took a dump, and it was one of the strangest dumps I've taken... it was like forcing strange pieces of rock, little pebbles, and lots of them. I don't know what that means about my shitting ha...
Posted by Crimson Baboon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

politics suck

there's so many people that I love that don't agree with me politically. I'd rather just not deal with it, most of the time. I was really rapped up in it for 2 1/2 years, and still sort of am... cer...
Posted by Crimson Baboon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fucking skunk

I hate fucking skunks today... as I said to tomeo... or he said to me... I forget... "if I were taking a survey right now, fucking skunks would be the animal I hate most..." yeah I got sprayed... I...
Posted by Crimson Baboon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

full plate

so yes I was saying earlier to a bunch of friends... friends of jimmy, that I view life as a buffet and I generally grab a helping of everything on the buffet, some of the stuff looks like shit, smell...
Posted by Crimson Baboon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gone with a sickness

I'm sick... in more ways than one... I cought something... which has yet to define itself... but I am sick as in I have a virus or something... not an STD Although I'm getting checked for those ...
Posted by Crimson Baboon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST