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emilie

ow! that's not a drink.

About Me

third cutest thing in my apartment.

My Interests

* desi * my family * my friends * hanging out with my mom * the blessed surly serious drinking crew * chicago * caffeine * the smell of clothes washed in tide * red meat * not talking on the phone * napping with desi * vodka * soup * brain age 1 and 2 (until desi dropped my ds in the crapper. but then ian bought me a sweet nintendogs. i don't get it, but i can play brain age again.) * my job * overpriced coffee drinks * backporch hangs * damien's facial hair * cooking * crossword puzzles * mouthing off * bbqs * watching people fall/fight * not doing things i don't want to do * tattoos * freckles * chicago accents * hoodie weather * reading way too many books in one period of time * finding wasabi infused food * thunderstorms * emergen-c * belt buckles with dead things encased in them * the sound of pedal steel guitars * makeup * woodchuck cider * paulina meat market * dollar stores * being shirlee kenyon to my loved ones * taking pitchersss * open windows * brittany dancing * purses * roses * erin singing "private dancer" that one time at karaoke * photo booths * walking around whole foods * truck stops * green lights * the church bells in my neighborhood * bunnies * sleeping *

I'd like to meet:

no one new. i already have friends like her...

Music:

* turbonegro * otis redding * the hives * guns n roses * dolly parton * wu-tang clan * william elliot whitmore * atmosphere * split lip rayfield * trojan records *

Movies:

i like mean girls, atl and barbershop more than i should.

Television:

* rescue me * thursday night nbc * flight of the conchords * no reservations * iron chef america * investigation discovery, history, national geographic and discovery channels * dexter * weeds * sons of anarchy * squidbillies * californication * three sheets *...

Books:

right now i'm reading * "the giant book of bad guys" by a bunch of people who write in british (i.e. colour, petrol, behaviour and perhaps) * "dead center: behind the scenes at the world's largest medical examiner's office" by shiya ribowsky *

Heroes:

my momma...

My Blog

desi interprets "pancakes, pancakes!" for us.

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Posted by emilie on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 10:10:00 PST

hes already more musically inclined than i am.

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Posted by emilie on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:34:00 PST

my most favorite thing ever...ever.

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Posted by emilie on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:32:00 PST

i love erin. erin puts my baby on you tube.

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Posted by emilie on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:54:00 PST

you don't know what pain is...

when i'm looking for the scene from silence of the lambs where catherine martin catches precious and screams "DON'T YOU MAKE ME HURT YER DOG!" ..... i'm not looking for videos that have been...
Posted by emilie on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:05:00 PST

things i would've said if ol' dirty bastard was a friend of mine....

"can i have that?" "what's that smell?" "are you almost done?" patty's contribution - "um, let's not and say we did."
Posted by emilie on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:52:00 PST

emilie and erin share, part 4.

0 Questions You've Probably Never Seen Before...Which toe is longer, your 1st or 2nd?erin - oddly enough, my second. emilie says it tastes like barbecue fritos.emilie - same length, but my pinky toe i...
Posted by emilie on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 12:58:00 PST

a decision has been made.

erin and i plan on going to mexico. -while in mexico, we're going to buy mass amounts of xanax. -we are not going to worry about getting it into the u.s.a.. -we are going to sit in a hotel room...
Posted by emilie on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 04:22:00 PST

i've kept this in for long enough.

starting now, if i hear anyone make any reference to the behind the music: blue oyster cult "more cowbell" skit with will ferrell, christopher walken, horatio sanz, jimmy fallon, chris kattan and chri...
Posted by emilie on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 05:33:00 PST

on the contrary....it's part III....oh damn!

1. initials:emilie - e.e.m.f.j.erin - KMFDM2. name someone with the same birthday as you:emilie - one time, this new girl at my highschool asked me when my birthday was...i told her,"november 13th." s...
Posted by emilie on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:40:00 PST