ehren o'fucking neal

tell you my name, fu and ck

About Me

i identify with deserter's songs way to much to be considered healthy. not great at spelling either.

My Interests

sociological and psychological dissection over a few beers. playing games such as "oops" and "pardon me" with married ladies. giving pete dolls at every opportunity from this day on.
music: my love of unrest is legendary.
movies: i haven't seen most movies but i know how almost all of them end and it's not because i'm smart or psychic, figure that one out.
television: i don't watch television
books: i think i forgot how to read.
radio: no really, i listen to the radio.
this lady:
food: butter
stuff: i love stuff!

I'd like to meet:

i don't want to know you if you don't own thirteen songs. period. ehren has been endorsed by the following people.

Heroes:

hieronymus fox ..
some bullshit:708
werewolf: the party
metro mafia
STOP FUCKING WHISTLING!
causey way is not a cult
richard dawson appreciation society
mama's house
eatcore
twin peaks
everyone's jerks
park foresters
immaculate conception
miller lite drinkers....
some other bullshit
status: charmed, i'm sure
coffee: triple soy cinnamon dolce latte, no whip, no foam.
orientation: mens rea
hails from: the trammeling 200's
body type: tannish
diagnosis: kick ass!
religion: awesomism
sign: bi II
smoke / drink: camel turkish royals/makers mark
political party: obama
availability: by appointment only
occupation: anachronistic reenactor/l'enfant terrible
job: idea man
soundtrack: now available on k-tel
paper trail: flowin....
edumacation
rich east fuckin' rockets, dude!
park forest, nigga
paroled:1994
student status: alumni
degree: high school diploma
major: drug trade, avoidance, lesbianism, manipulation
1990-1994....
more edumacation
columbia
chicago
degree: ph.d
major: drug abuse
minor: art, i'm into ideas and stuff, dude.
1995-199?....
plantation set
metro
the city that rock and roll was built upon, illinois
lifer
cool peddler
now ..

My Blog

3 hours

before we get to the party part...i saw this on the huffington post and reposted it here because it makes me want to cry a little bit. it just seems so wrong that this shit is still happening. soon, i...
Posted by ehren o'fucking neal on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:52:00 PST

22 hours

ha! thought 1 was the end of this did you? you have been fooled! i declare foolies on YOU!no, not really. i just wanted you to see this, as it is hysterical. ...
Posted by ehren o'fucking neal on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:05:00 PST

1

can you believe it. one. one day left. it's finally going to be over. i would be lying to you if i said that i wasn't the tiniest bit nervous. the logical part of my brain knows this is stupid. the lo...
Posted by ehren o'fucking neal on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:10:00 PST

3

pick which is the worst part of this:a. her staff is as clueless as she isb. she couldn't tell that it was bogusc. that is the way she would speak to world leaders d. all of the above...
Posted by ehren o'fucking neal on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 10:28:00 PST

4

i don't have much to say today. so here, look at this. arizona is toss up now. mccain is only ahead in his home state by four points. here is where all the "shaky states" are atin other news, you can ...
Posted by ehren o'fucking neal on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 04:51:00 PST

5

first things first: a friendly reminder from the obama campaign if you haven't volunteered yet, please do so. and if you have, make sure that everyone you know gets the polls to vote. early v...
Posted by ehren o'fucking neal on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:54:00 PST

6

call me captain drop the ball, eh?i have extreme electionitis. which means i watch the news out of necessity and obsessively read the huffington post out of habit. there isn't really any information o...
Posted by ehren o'fucking neal on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:47:00 PST

welcome to your october surprise?

i am salivating at the thought of mccain's people being behind this. grated, i am taking huge leaps in logic based on small facts in even suggesting this, but, you have to say that this does seem real...
Posted by ehren o'fucking neal on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:46:00 PST

10

prepare for the most disjointed entry ever. and you know, this is like richard simmons calling jim j bullock gay so.. i am sick and need to go home, which with any luck, i will be on my way to doing w...
Posted by ehren o'fucking neal on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 02:28:00 PST

jenny lizak’s communist manifesto, 2008

you may or may not know my good friend jenny lizak. if you have been reading this blog for too long, you know that the is the original recipient of my american treasure series. the reason for this, as...
Posted by ehren o'fucking neal on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:04:00 PST